AND OBVIOUSLY WE ARE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE ELEPHANT IN
THE ROOM, THE BIG NEWS, I'M SURE YOU ALL HEARD FROM LAST WEEK,
SETH ROLLINS WON THE WWE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP.
MY NEMESIS.
RESPECT THOUGH TO SETH. THAT WAS A SHREWD MOVE HE PULLED
AND I APPRECIATE THAT.
ALSO, THEY HAVE HIRED A NEW DAILY SHOW HOST,
MR. TREVOR NOAH IS GOING TO BE HOSTING THE SHOW.
AND I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT IT AND I WILL SAY, I KNOW
THERE WAS A LARGE KERFUFFLE ON TWEET-ER. TWEET-ER
BUT I CAN SAY THIS I THINK WITHOUT HESITATION.
TREVOR NOAH WILL EARN YOUR TRUST AND RESPECT OR NOT.
(LAUGHTER)
JUST AS I EARNED YOUR TRUST
AND RESPECT OR DID NOT.
OR SOMETIMES EARNED IT AND THEN LOST IT AND THEN KIND OF
GOT IT BACK BUT THEN IT WAS LIKE [BLEEP] THAT I GUY.
AND THEN IT WAS OH THAT RALLY WAS SO STUPID, I'M NEVER --
OH, I HATE HIM!
LIKE IT KIND OF JUST GOES THAT WAY.
THE ONLY THINK I WOULD SAY IS I DO HOPE YOU GIVE HIM AN
OPPORTUNITY TO EARN THAT TRUST AND RESPECT BECAUSE MY
EXPERIENCE WITH HIM IS THAT HE IS AN INCREDIBLY
THOUGHTFUL AND CONSIDERATE AND FUNNY AND SMART
INDIVIDUAL.
AND MAN, I THINK YOU GIVE HIM THAT TIME, AND IT'S
GOING TO BE WELL WORTH IT.
I'M EXCITED FOR WHERE HE'S GOING TO TAKE THIS THING.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) AND I'M GOING TO WATCH.
I'M GOING TO SET MY DVR TO FINALLY AFTER 17 [BLEEP]
YEARS, I'M GOING TO RECORD THE DAILY SHOW.