FOR STARTERS, WE'D LIKE TO CONGRATULATE THE PRESIDENT AND
FIRST LADY ON THEIR BIG DAY.
TODAY WAS DONALD AND MELANIA TRUMP'S 14TH WEDDING
ANNIVERSARY.
AND IF YOU DIDN'T REALIZE THAT, DON'T WORRY.
NEITHER DID THE PRESIDENT.
( LAUGHTER ) AS USUAL, DONALD HAD A TOUGH
TIME FIGURING OUT WHAT TO GET MELANIA, CONSIDERING THE ONLY
PRESENTS HE EVER GIVES WOMEN ARE CHECKS FROM MICHAEL COHEN.
( LAUGHTER ) SPEAKING OF THE PRESIDENT,
ACCORDING TO A NEW REPORT, DONALD TRUMP'S SOCIAL MEDIA TEAM
ALTERS PHOTOS TO MAKE TRUMP LOOK BETTER.
SPECIFICALLY, THEY MANIPULATE THE PHOTOS TO MAKE HIM LOOK
THINNER, HIS HANDS APPEAR BIGGER, AND HIS FINGERS LOOK
LONGER.
YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS?
THE DONALD TRUMP WE'VE BEEN SEEING IS THE HOT VERSION.
( LAUGHTER ) THEY'VE BEEN MANIPULATING PHOTOS
OF TRUMP BEFORE POSTING THEM ONLINE.
AND IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY, YOU CAN SEE THE SUBTLE DIFFERENCES.
HERE'S TRUMP BEFORE.
AND HERE HE IS AFTER.
IT'S A LITTLE SHOCKING TO SEE A PRESIDENT DO SOMETHING THIS
VAIN, ALTHOUGH IT'S A PRETTY COMMON PRACTICE WITH
CELEBRITIES.
BUT I WILL SAY, NOT ME!
WHEN YOU SEE A PICTURE OF JAMES CORDEN, YOU CAN BELIEVE IT'S
JAMES CORDEN.
MOVING ON, SOME BIG ENTERTAINMENT NEWS.
OSCAR NOMINATIONS WERE ANNOUNCED THIS MORNING.
"ROMA" AND "THE FAVOURITE" RECEIVED THE MOST NOMINATIONS,
WITH TEN EACH.
FOR BEST PICTURE, THE NOMINEES ARE A BUNCH OF MOVIES WE'LL ALL
PRETEND WE SAW AND "BLACK PANTHER."
( LAUGHTER ) THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
PERSONALLY, I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT "THE FAVOURITE" GETTING
ALL THIS RECOGNITION BECAUSE IT MEANS THE UNITED STATES MIGHT
FINALLY ADMIT THAT THE WORD "FAVOURITE" IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE
A "U" IN IT.
>> Reggie: YES.
( LAUGHTER ) >> James: IT DOES!
HOWEVER, NOT EVERYONE WAS THRILLED.
A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE COMPLAINING ON TWITTER THIS MORNING ABOUT
BRADLEY COOPER BEING SNUBBED FOR BEST DIRECTOR, WHICH IS AN
OUTRAGE AND MEANS NOW HE'LL JUST HAVE TO SETTLE FOR BEING
BRADLEY COOPER.
( LAUGHTER ) WHICH I IMAGINE IS AMAZING.
IN OTHER NEWS, WE HAVE A FOOD RECALL TO REPORT.
MORE THAN 68,000 POUNDS OF GLUTEN-FREE CHICKEN NUGGETS WERE
RECALLED AFTER CUSTOMERS FOUND PIECES OF WOOD IN THEM.
( AUDIENCE REACTS ) SO GOOD NEWS FOR ANYONE WHO WAS
LOOKING TO GET A LITTLE MORE FIBER INTO THEIR DIET!
THERE'S PIECES OF WOOD INSIDE FROZEN CHICKEN NUGGETS.
THIS COULD ACTUALLY BE KIND OF CONVENIENT.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
IF YOU'RE EVER LIKE, "I COULD REALLY USE A TOOTHPICK-- OH,
NEVER MIND, I GOT ONE."
( LAUGHTER ) AND FINALLY, KFC JUST ANNOUNCED
THE RELEASE OF A LIMITED-EDITION ITEM IN THE U.K.
A CANDLE THAT SMELLS LIKE KFC GRAVY.
( AUDIENCE REACTS ) DID WE ASK FOR THIS?
( LAUGHTER ) DO WE NEED THIS CANDLE?
I MEAN -- IF YOU WANT YOUR HOUSE TO SMELL
LIKE GRAVY, JUST BRING HOME ONE TAKE-OUT ORDER FROM KFC.
YOU'LL HAVE THE SMELL FOR A YEAR.
( LAUGHTER ) A GRAVY-SCENTED CANDLE FROM KFC.
WELL, I THINK WE ALL KNOW HOW SOMEONE IS GOING TO SET THE MOOD
FOR THE OLD ANNIVERSARY NIGHT TONIGHT.