- [Announcer] Here's what you missed on Beets.
(dribbling)
Beets.
Beet, beet, beet, beet.
- Y'all already know what the hell is happening.
Y'all being around the block,
y'all clicked on this title for a reason.
But if you don't, hi, hi I didn't mean to scare you.
I didn't mean to be aggressive, I'm sorry.
Years ago, as I was searching the internet bored as hell.
I discovered that Halloween stores, tend to sell
a lot of sexy versions of random things.
Specifically for women,
and specifically for a certain body type of human.
That I do not comply with.
So I decided, why don't I try it on?
Y'all can't stop me, y'all already got my money,
and that's become a thing on my channel.
Most people carve pumpkins,
do some weird drinking game.
But me no, no not me.
I decide to put on clothes
that don't fit me to tell people to love themselves.
We have transverse, random parts of the internet.
We have gone through the weird people of Yandi,
swimmed cross the oceans of Wish.
Even experienced some sexy man costume,
and whatever the hell this was.
But now, this here my little Jiggly Jigglits.
It is time to transverse, the meme world of Halloween.
The store that would just randomly appear
in an empty abandoned Toys R Us in the middle of July,
and not go away until after Christmas.
Spirit Halloween, Spirit Halloween.
(audio distorts)
I ordered online, ordered online.
You think I'm gonna go in a Spirit Halloween store
during these times?
Bitch, I got asthma.
I was going to walk into a Spirit Halloween store,
and touch some masks
other people have touched, no bitch, no bitch, no.
So we ordered online.
- [Voiceover] Get that di--
And surprisingly on the Spirit online store
when you search to term sexy, only woman's costumes pop up.
I wonder why?
♪ Are you ready? Oohh. ♪
(laughing)
First one, we got two piece mermaid mistress.
♪ Oohh. ♪
Yep. Y'all heard that right.
Y'all wanna go to a Halloween party with a tight dress
with a mermaid tail on the bottom,
which you're probably gonna trip on
every single two seconds.
Well you can't cause we're in a pandemic.
So bitch, you better fu-- bitch you--
don't go par-- don't party.
All because you wanna snort cocaine in the bathroom
during a Halloween party.
Cause you don't want to face the fact
that you might have an addiction, mhm.
I see right through y'all.
Y'all can't party for a year, mm.
Y'all might have demons yourself.
So mermaid.
♪ Oohh. ♪
Ooohh, oohh.
Okay, whatever. Here we go.
Oh no, oh no.
Okay.
Oh girl, someone come get me. (laughing)
Wait a minute! How you supposed to walk in this?
Do I look sexy? Sexy little mermaid.
- [Boyfriend] No. (laughing)
- Rocking it. You know nothing zipping,
but you know it's here.
Oh bitch.
Let me see my butt.
Girl, I look good from far away, from far away.
I don't know, I don't know how I look up close.
♪ Oohh ♪
And just like that, a perfect fit.
Energy that spawns, eating at dawn.
Up next, we have a cozy fawn.
I don't. That's right.
This Christmas you can go as a cute little reindeer
that ends up just being an oversized sweater
with nothing underneath.
This looks like a college pajama party costume.
Includes dress with attached hood and tail, oh joy.
Attached? Thank God for how much I paid for this.
How much I paid for this, boots should come free too bitch.
Where'd it go? Let's go.
Kay, kay, kay, kay.
♪ Oohh ♪
Like lowkey, he cute. (laughs)
Okay, but like wait. Like lowkey, I can rock this.
Halloween 2020 who?
Wait a minute. Look at me!
(distorted music plays)
No, no. Right?
Oooh, naeee.
What do fawn--
I don't know the noise.
Watch out man, here I come.
Fawning over you cozily.
Okay now up close, I understand people's concern.
I think I get why people are afraid of me
after I make these videos.
Sis, I think I get it.
These lumps, see these lumps.
Why am I feeling this so much?
♪ Oohh ♪
Oop, oop.
♪ Oohh ♪ I can't get it off.
♪ Oohh ♪ Come get your curls
in a whirl cause this Halloween
you're a preppy school girl.
(laughing)
Why am I rhyming now?
Includes shirt, glasses and two plaid hair bows.
No skirt? Wait, no skirt? No skirt.
♪ Oohh ♪ And here we are.
(distorted music plays)
Y'all see me? (distorted music plays)
This was a size large.
(distorted music plays)
That hurt you too? Task, more like mask.
(laughing)
Okay, but I'm feeling the bow.
Nurse B. Fierce.
There's no rhyming scheme for this one.
It's just Nurse B. Fierce.
That's her name.
Costume includes dress, thank God.
Headband, name badge and stethoscope in size large.
We've already learned.
Yes, yes, no, no, okay.
And boom.
(distorted music plays)
♪ I know you see me ♪
I think I look cute.
What do you think?
Go away. ♪ Oohh ♪
Oh wow, excuse me, doctor.
I think someone needs there...
heartbeat checked through my (mumbles).
I think it helps on the fact that I have titties.
They like accentuates the actual, like I kind of look cute.
I look like I'm in something produced by Ryan Murphy.
(eerie music)
(laughing) ♪ Oohh ♪
- Have you ever wanted to make a wish?
Well then you're going to love me, Spank me, I'm Irish.
It's a leprechaun.
Is the offensive Irish people? I don't know.
Y'all invented the creature.
♪ Oohh ♪ There we go. There it is.
(screams) There we go.
What's with the stick. Why do I have a stick though?
Oh, is this for spanking?
Oh my God. ♪ Oohh ♪
Girl, they even gave me a mini pot of gold purse.
I'm tired of it too.
Gotta go protect my lucky charms.
Hopefully this isn't offensive. I'm so sorry.
You can't get my pot of gold unless you spank me.
(grunting)
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween.
I would also like to acknowledge
that in the photo she's holding a pot of gold
while standing next to a pot of gold.
Girl said rich.
Oh no, oh my God, okay.
Ooh, my spleen, it's Prom Queen.
(laughing) I don't know. ♪ Oohh, oohh, oohh ♪
Just an eighties dress with a sash.
Girl says sixteen candles.
Was that movie made?
Oh no. So this is gonna be fun.
♪ Oohh ♪ Update, it's not fun.
(laughing) Wait, I'm not done.
(distorted music)
(mumbles) who?
Y'all like my new back.
♪ I know you see me ♪
Not because this dress can't zip but I'm just being chic.
Wait, I have a wig!
Oh my God (laughing), her name Jane.
She the most popular girl in the County,
she has four boyfriends.
Nobody knew that, nobody knew that.
Oh she'd smoke on the weekends, you know, you know.
She might have a baby on the way, we don't know girl.
She crazy at her prom bitch.
Oh, she grew up in a healthy family. Look at her.
She going to UCLA later. You know what I mean?
She said my boyfriend's the quarterback, girl, girl, girl.
Girl.
And she in AP literature. Okay, bitch.
She's smart, she's pretty, she's just a little bit crazy.
And she does cocaine.
Oh, she's running away.
Oh no, oh where's she going? Oh God.
I got SATs to study for and (mumbles).
She's valedictorian with a backpack full of weed.
Y'all know what I mean?
♪ Oohh ♪ (laughing)
Oh, it looks different when you sit down.
No, no, no. No, no, no.
Okay, let me get this off me
before I turn into a different person.
We're about halfway done.
I have one in particular I want to wear,
but I'm saving it until the end
so you guys can sit here and suffer until then.
♪ Oohh ♪
Okay. What's next?
Oh, you like spinach?
Well let's race to the finish.
I didn't say these were gonna be good rhymes.
Costume includes catsuit, that's it.
Let's just go. Get it, go cause it's racing.
Also I wasn't thinking that. Just thought that right after.
I like to peop-- I like people to think I'm smart.
♪ Oohh ♪
Girl. (laughing)
Oh my God.
Bitch, I rock this.
Wait a minute, who is she?
Where's she go? Why she walking like that?
She got a race to compete in.
She is holding flags in the photo though,
so I think she might be confused.
She NASCAR.
NASCAR-y, wait!
♪ Oohh, oohh ♪ Oooh.
Oh, she ready. She gonna win.
She front row.
Oh. (laughing)
I sure do look like I watched NASCAR,
that's what I'm gonna say.
She looked better far away,
now she looks like she love Dorito's,
she drink Mountain Dew.
You know what I mean? She don't vote girl.
She don't vote. She just post on Facebook.
She in the anti-vaccine group posting memes,
you know what I mean?
She a soccer mom actually, wait hold up.
Oh, now she ready. She here, her husband's a Senator,
you know what I mean? Or her girlfriend, I don't know.
We don't know, we don't know girl.
She don't even vote.
She winning gold or she's serving beer.
I don't know, I don't know.
♪ Oohh ♪
Y'all got a spy. Fierce Feline.
I've given up this point.
This time it's a size extra large.
If this doesn't fit me, I am literally going to cry.
♪ Oohh ♪ Ooh.
I might have to start wearing catsuits more often
because this is making me feel better about myself.
No. Oh, there's a tail.
Oh, I'm in Cats. I am Cat.
Shut up. (laughing)
(singing)
Oh no, this is my costume, this is my costume.
This year I found it. Thank you guys for watching.
(hip-hop music)
(singing)
Oh no, oh no.
Now I understand why the actors in the movie were moving
the way they were moving.
Like I put on the suit and suddenly I just wanna.
Did you think that Irish costume was me?
Well get over it, Graveyard Queen.
I do not want to be cancelled.
Costume includes dress, thank God.
Ground valero with cape. What is a valero?
From a catsuit to a catsuit to a dress. What is this?
RuPaul's Drag Race. ♪ Oohh ♪
Bitch. Hold up.
Wait. Wait a minute.
And she gonna unlock some graves, bitch.
She got a key. She walking around a kingdom, like what?
Where's the door. She got some mysteries to unlock.
She's scary.
Her capes flowing in the wind, bitch.
Wait a minute, why do I work this?
Why is RuPaul gagged.
He bring it to every ball. Don't ask surprised bitches.
What do you mean? What do you mean?
Her name Veronica.
She was banished to the underworld by Haiti.
Bitch, God knows her by her first name bitch.
She walks around graveyards like this.
That bit. ♪ Oohh ♪
Hopefully this video is not putting you in a dynamic somper.
Dalmatian Romper.
I don't-- that's not even a word, right?
Costume includes plush romper with ears and tail.
This is an oversized sweater
that you can wear to your pajama parties.
Here we go. Oh no, I'm wrong.
It's not just an oversized sweater.
It's an entire onesie.
This is not going to fit me. Oh my God.
I was right.
(distorted music) (laughing)
This could have been cute, wait let me put on the hood.
Here we go.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Next one. Y'all got my head spinning a--
Deadly Ninja, I messed it up.
Costume includes catsuit, our favorite,
waist staff, arm warmers, half face mask and leg wraps.
We love a face mask.
You know what, if you decide you wanna go out for Halloween
for no fucking reason, I don't know why,
you can skip a year, you can skip a year,
might as well go as a ninja so you can wear a mask in style.
You fucking weirdo.
Okay, okay, oh no, oh no.
Oh no, okay, that's all we're going,
that's all we're getting.
That's not happening either. I don't know what that is.
We got this, we got this.
There we go, there we go. And boom.
Improv to ninja bitch. (distorted music)
Shit don't fit, you gotta make it work.
RuPaul said that right? Put me on Drag Race.
Girl, this is an outfit.
Girl, this is fancy. Victoria ain't got no secret anymore,
we figured it out.
This a look, this a EDM festival shit.
She here, she ready to fight.
Let's go. She a tech bitch, Mortal Combat, Smash Bros.
She in all of it bitch, you can't stop her.
She'll kick your ass across the yard.
She don't give a fuck.
Wha, wha! What's up? What's up? Want some? What?
What? What? ♪ Oohh ♪
Okay, but like give me an applause,
making an outfit out of one that didn't fit me, okay?
That's talent.
Ooh, ooh, bitch. And now it's a choker.
I feel like Alison Stoner from Camp Rock.
- She's really good.
Almost done, second to last.
You like eating puddin? Wonder Woman.
I don't-- ♪ Oohh ♪
Includes dress, gauntlet, arm band, that's it.
That is literally any person from Ancient Greece.
What? ♪ Oohh ♪
I did something wrong. I did something wrong.
I don't even know where this is supposed to go.
It just fell off somewhere.
I don't even know they put it on right.
Wonder Woman!
All the power is waiting for you.
(mumbles) I don't know. ♪ Oohh ♪
This is like Wonder Woman
but she got a little confused in the morning.
I don't think I put this on right.
And I don't know how to fix it. That's the problem here.
I don't know where anything goes.
I don't know how she's supposed to walk in this.
I don't know sis.
I don't think she fighting crime like this.
I feel like if she walked out like this,
all the other warriors is going to be like girl,
get your shit together.
But I am Wonder Woman.
Girl, I don't care who you wonder.
I wonder who the fuck you think you are
walking out looking like a mess.
I can make it work. I can make it work.
We can make it work.
No, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait. Look at that. Look at that.
She ain't fighting crime. She ain't killing Nazi's
but she killing that runway, you know what I mean?
Last but not least,
I'm not even gonna tell y'all what it is.
I'm just gotta put in on.
Mainly because the costume
didn't come with a title pack thing,
it just came in the box.
But also because I think this one's gonna be my favorite.
If it fits, if it fits, if it fits. Bitch, if it fits.
Oh my God, if it doesn't fit.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
I would die, I would literally die, I would literally die.
I would literally like jump off a cliff and die.
I would literally like die right here on camera.
Like I'll literally die so much.
Like I'll be dying like so much.
Like he fucked me with a toothbrush.
Let's put it on. ♪ Oohh ♪
You know we had to do it to them.
You know we had to do it to them!
(laughing) Wait!
Girl, her name Sally. (laughing)
(singing cheer)
You ugly, I'm not, I'm pretty, I'm hot.
She's the second most popular girl in school, girl.
Everybody know her, but she boring.
She don't do shit.
You know she go the church.
She tryna to become a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader.
You see her.
Go.
Cowboys, yay.
My bra straps are falling off, I'm sorry.
You know she ain't going to prom cause that's porn.
You know she stay at home, only child.
Her Dad's a pastor and shit.
She ain't never dated cause she's secretly a lesbian.
And there we have it.
Wait, I can't do this here. Give me a second.
And there we have it. (laughing)
I did but a sexy Santa Claus costume
but once again the site lied to me
and it only came as a sweater.
No bottoms bitch, no bottoms, just the sweater so.
There you go, there you have, here it is.
Hope your Halloween festivities
are going to be boring as mine.
Let's be honest, let's be honest.
What did we learn today kids?
I don't know how Wonder Woman did it,
that's what we learned.
We also learned the prom queen got secrets
and the Graveyard Queen
will be on RuPaul's Drag Race Season 26.
Shout out to @aubrey a bunch of numbers,
and nano_amano for retweeting me on Twitter.
Comment down below.
What are you dressing up as for your,
what I hope is not that big of a Halloween celebration,
not even a celebration, what are you doing?
What are you doing for Halloween? Let's--
What are you doing for Halloween bitch?
Comment down that below.
What are you doing? Call yourself out.
Don't go to a party. Don't go to a party!
Don't do that to yourself. Don't do that to all of us.
What is wrong with you? Why are you so selfish?
Last week I asked you guys to comment
who was your favorite Kidz Bop member.
That one person commented:
My parents had me listen to Kidz Bop so much
that when I heard the original Party Rock Anthem
and Edge of Glory I was shellshocked.
I love that Kidz Bop member too.
Emmy Award winner Zendaya was a Kidz Bop kid.
That's it, that's the video.
My name is Mac and don't forgot to like, comment, share
and subscribe babe. (screams)
(upbeat music)