- Do you know how to survive a Bigfoot attack?
- Let's talk about that.
(upbeat music)
Good Mythical Morning.
- As you know, we are fond of Mythical Beasts, not just you,
but those that are the traditional definition of them.
And your favorite, and perhaps mine,
may indeed be the biggest foot of them all,
Bigfoot. - Yes.
- Now, even though Bigfoot may not be real-
- What? - Spoiler alert.
There are still a lot of facts
floating around out there about him.
Facts!
- [Rhett] But first we wanted to announce
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- It's time to play:
Sasquatchu Know About These Bigfoot Facts?
All right, Rhett, all the Bigfoots facts
that I'm gonna present to you
with a blank that you have to fill in correctly
come from Bigfoot fact experts.
They don't make up these facts. They discover them-
- Research. - Using research.
And then they put them out on the internet
so that you can be equipped with the knowledge
that I'm gonna give to you. - I am wearing camouflage,
and that's just fate at this point.
- It is.
If you get four of these right, you win your own big feet.
- Ho-ho!
- That we actually lopped off of a Bigfoot.
- Oh. - They're wearable.
Are you ready?
- Yes. - Fill in this blank.
According to the official Bigfoot Survival Guide,
the official one,
when encountering a Bigfoot, playing dead gives you
a blank percentage chance of survival.
It is a number.
- Oh, wow.
Bigfoot's smart, man.
- Playing dead.
- Bigfoot, he's not like a bear.
He's a humanoid.
You play dead with me and I punch you,
I know you're playing dead.
I have ways, I can check the pulse.
Bigfoot's the same kinda guy.
- Bigfoot check pulse? - Yeah!
So I wanna say zero.
But why would you even ask the question
if the answer was zero, right?
Why would you? It wouldn't even be a question.
- Well. - Okay, so I'm gonna...
I'm gonna make an educated guess of 20%.
20% chance! - 20%. Okay, Rhett.
You were within in 5%.
The answer's 15%! - Yeah!
- So I'm gonna give it to you.
But a better way to survive a Bigfoot attack
is to scream Ariana Grande lyrics.
Something 'bout you makes me feel like a dangerous woman!
They run away. - They respond to that?
- And that works in a lotta situations.
If you want to get outta something, just scream that.
Bigfoot goes by many names including:
Sasquatch, Yeti, The Abominable Snowman,
and the Ohio blank-man.
- Ohio? He's not in Ohio.
- Oh.
- Ohio- - He is.
- There's not enough places to get away from people in Ohio.
- Yes, there are. - Is there?
- There's fields with, like,
foliage growing. - Ohio Fieldman?
The Ohio Fieldman. - The Ohio blank-man.
- The Ohio Largeman. Jumboman.
Ohio Bigman.
Oh, "Big" was already in there. "Bigfoot."
Ohio Cornman?
- I notice- - Swamp!
He's called Swamp somewhere. Are there Ohio swamps?
Yeah, surely. At least one.
- Yeah, I'm sure. - Ohio Swampman.
- Final answer? - Yes.
- No, it is the Ohio Grassman.
- Oh, what, is he hiding in...
Wait, come on.
What is he, really small there?
- I've actually seen footage of the Ohio Grassman.
It's just a white dude with dreads.
- Oh. Mm, I get it.
- But that is what they call him.
- I've seen him at Venice Beach as well.
- You know what, you don't have to get all these right
to get your own big feet.
Just don't be discouraged. - Okay, I won't.
- In 1965,
Bigfoot was officially put on Russia's blank list.
- Russia?
- This is a fact.
- Best roadside attraction.
- Russia's blank list. - Hmm.
Oh.
Endangered species.
They thought that he was real enough to qualify, but so...
Endangered species list.
That's the only answer that makes sense.
- When in Russia? - Yeah.
- You're right! - Yeah!
- Along with unicorns, free speech,
and Vladimir Putin's riding shirts.
- Oh. - All endangered.
- Yeah, yeah, 'cause he likes to ride the horses
without the shirts. - I mean, just look at that.
- I've got a poster in my room.
- According to Bigfoot enthusiast Grady Grange...
You've heard of him. - Yeah, Grady Grange.
- He's enthused by Bigfeet. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Bigfoot blank season is March through April.
Bigfoot blank season.
- They don't play sports, do they? Baseball season?
- (chuckles) Bigfoot baseball.
- I think we'd know about 'em- - It's a hot-ticket item.
- If they had a basketball season.
- That would be cool to watch- - There they are again!
- Driving the paint.
- They come out, the post-up.
- Posting up in the paint.
If every team had a bigfoot- - It can't be mating season,
'cause they're doing it all year.
They're doing it all year, right?
- Grady Grange-
- But maybe they really do it- - Knows more.
- Maybe they really do it in the springtime.
Yeah, that's it. - Don't clarify that.
- Bigfoot- - Final answer?
- Mating season.
- You're on a roll, Rhett! - Yeah!
- Yes!
Fun fact: Grady Grange's mating season
is that one time in 1986.
- Ho-ho-ho!
Grady!
- I love ya, Grady!
You're enthused by Bigfeet.
In Louisiana, Bigfoot goes by
"The Honey Island Swamp Monster."
- Oh, see? - Swamp!
- I knew it was swamp somewhere.
- And legend has it the Swamp Monster
is half chimpanzee and half blank.
Honey Island Swamp Monster. - Louisiana.
- You already got three right.
- Half chimpanzee, half jambalaya.
That wouldn't work.
That wouldn't work, would it?
- Is he a soup or a mammal? - It can't be gator.
I think that he's considered to be half chimpanzee,
half man in places.
I think he's half man.
How else is he a Bigfoot if he's not at least part man?
Half chimp, half man.
- Nope. In Louisiana, he's half gator.
- Really? - Yeah!
He's half gator, man.
I don't know which half.
I have no footage of that.
- I'd like to see that.
- The Honey Island Swamp Monster is what my wife calls me
when I wear wool pants in summer.
- Oh, gosh.
Okay.
Ugh.
- Yeah. - Mm.
I'd rather not be picturing that, so move on.
- Welcome to Honey Island.
- Oh, come on.
- I'm wearing wool pants. - Ugh.
- Bigfoot's favorite foods are meat, fish,
and blank candy bars.
- Oh, gimme a freaking break.
- This is a Bigfoot fact.
All Bigfoot internet sites agree.
- The answer is partially eaten
because he's like going up into campsites.
But I know that's not the actual answer,
'cause they're gonna like, "He likes Snickers."
"He loves Snickers Bars." - It is very specific, yes.
- He likes Jack Links beef jerky. We know that.
- Not a sponsor.
- I mean, if you had to just randomly say a bar,
you're gonna say Snickers Bar,
and so that's what I'm gonna say.
Snickers Bar.
He likes Snickers Bars. Who doesn't?
- That's a good guess, Rhett,
but no, it's Kit-Kat.
(Rhett snorts)
It's definitely Kit-Kat. I mean, it is a fact.
- So Bigfoot as a species has a candy bar preference
that Grady knows about? - Yes.
And he doesn't break it apart.
He bites it all at once, like a monster!
- Yeah, I'm sure he does.
Come on, Grady.
Grady didn't make that one up, did he?
- No. - Oh.
- The whole internet agrees on that one.
- Okay, got it.
- Researchers believe that Bigfoots blank their dead.
- Uh...
Is this during mating season?
(both laugh)
Is this between March and April?
What is the time context for this question?
- You may be onto something.
- Make fun of? No.
Oh, you know what this is?
- What is it, Rhett?
- This is where there's no evidence of Bigfeet,
because they're all buried!
They're burying their dead out of respect.
- Your right, Rhett. - Yes!
- It's a very somber affair except for that one jerk Bigfoot
in the back eating a Kit-Kat.
- (laughs) Yeah, violently tearing away at the Kit-Kat.
- It's like, "Shut up! We're having a burial ceremony here!"
- It's the wafers make a lotta noise.
- All right, Rhett, you know what?
- Snickers wouldn't.
- I got another question for you,
but you win the feet, here they are.
I don't know if they'll fit, but go ahead and put those on
as I'm asking you this question.
Immune to pepper spray, it is said that Bigfoots
are incapable of blank-ing.
Immune to pepper spray.
Bigfoots are incapable of what-ing?
- Oh, man.
- Prop 'em up. Channel it.
What? They're very-
- They're just kinda black on the bottom.
- Kinda black on the bottom.
- They're really cool from my angle.
- Kinda bedroom shooey-ish on the bottom,
but these are actual Bigfeet.
- Hmm, let me think.
Pepper spray?
- Bigfoots are incapable of- - Face-wincing?
You'll never see a Bigfoot face-wince.
That's not my answer.
- You don't have to get it right.
Let's just go with that as your answer.
- Okay. No, you know what I'm gonna do?
Pepper spray, man.
And this is obviously not true.
Sneeze. (stammers)
Your answer's sneeze, but you're wrong.
They got nostrils just like we do!
They can sneeze. Am I right?
- You're right but you're wrong.
It is sneeze, but they cannot sneeze.
- Oh, okay. - So there you go.
- Dang it. - Interesting fact,
they're also hyperallergenic.
And I meant to say "hypoallergenic."
- Oh, I'm about to say.
- It's not the same thing. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So Bigfoots make you sneeze. - Forget it.
You're great at knowing the Bigfoot facts.
- I am! - You've read up on that.
- Yeah, yeah. I pay attention.
- And now you know.
Thanks for liking, commenting, and subscribing.
- You know what time it is.
- This is Michael. - And this is Erin.
- [Michael] And we're from Lake Charles, Louisiana.
- [Both] And it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality.
- There is an all-new Good Mythical Facts Trivy pack.
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you'll get an exclusive bedtime story from us.
- Yes! Bedtime story from us.
Click through to Good Mythical More,
where we are going to analyze actual footage
of Bigfoots in the wild.
Bigfeet in the wild.
- We're selling George Washington's baby teeth!
- Step right up, people! Look at this!
You in the market for some brown, brown teeth
inside of this- - Here in some Wet Ones.
We bought these Wet Ones.
- We keep 'em moist-
- We didn't know. - Inside of there.
- Well, we saw there was something crunchy in there.
Remember the first time we pulled 'em out.
- Brown and crunchy. - And we sent it to a lab.
We had it analyzed and they said it's baby teeth,
they dug deeper,
they said it's George Washington's baby teeth.
So it's quite a find and you get the Wet Ones.
You get to still have the Wet Ones.
- When you shake it you can hear 'em.
(wipes thumping)
- Sounds like it's just Wet Ones in there.
We need close footage.
We wanna get a couple of feet away from this thing
so everyone will know the truth that he's real.
And if you die proving this, you'll be a hero!