Care to tell me how this got in my office
I put it there
I think the guards would be interested to know you've been out of your cell
If you really were going to tell you already would have. You know, sweets. I like what I've heard about you
especially the name
Harleen Quinzel
Rework it a bit and you get Harley Quinn. Like the clown character harlequin. I know I've heard it before
It's a name that puts a smile on my face
It makes me feel this someone here I can relate to someone, who might like to hear my secrets
It took me nearly three months to set up a session. I studied all his tricks and gimmicks and felt I was ready for anything
you know
My father used to beat me up pretty badly
Anything except that. Every time I got out of line "bam". Oh, sometimes?
I'd be just sitting there doing nothing [pow]
Pop's tended to favor the grape, you see
Uh-huh. There was only one time I ever saw dad really happy. He took me to the circus when I was 7
I still remember the clown's running around dropping their pants
My old man laughed so hard
I thought he'd bust he got [the] ferry next night I ran out to meet him with his best Sunday pants around my ankles
Hi, Dad. Look at me [look]. I took [a] big pratfall and tore the crotch clean out of his fam
And then he broke my nose
But hey, that's the downside of comedy [you're] always taking [shots] from [folks] who just don't get the joke
like my Dad or
Batman
Soon became clear to me that the joker so often described as a raving homicidal
Madman was actually a tortured soul crying out for love and acceptance a
Lost injured child trying to make the world laugh at his antics
And there as always was the self-righteous Batman
Determined to make life miserable for my angel
Yes, I admit it as unprofessional as it sounds I had fallen in love with my patient
Pretty crazy, huh?
Not at all as a dedicated career-oriented young woman you felt the need to abstain from all amusement and fun
It's only natural you'd be attracted to a man who could make you laugh again. [I] knew you'd understand
Anytime then there was a horrible week when he escaped [the] poor thing was on the run alone and frightened
I was so worried. They've got him
you
Hey
Knock-knock button say hello to a new improved Harley quinn
Seems like we would live happily ever after