Hey, rod. Thanks for the ride...
(screaming)
Hey, buddy, how's it going?
Dave, what happened to your eye?
This? Yeah.
Is it really noticeable? Yeah.
Oh, man, it's totally serendipitous.
Well, I got off work early.
And you know my buddy, derrick?
Well, he was like...
"I've got this acid, but I can't do it."
And I was all like,
"well, I'll do it."
So I did it.
And by the time I got on my banana board, man, I was...
I was tripping balls pretty hard, man.
So, I decided to get on my bench grinder
And a piece of metal flew up and hit me right in the eye.
It was pretty awesome.
And that brings us to now.
Yeah, well, just try and relax.
Can do, man. Can do.
I'm gonna be honest with you, rod.
You look like a giant eagle with fire all around you
And you've got a mountain for a face.
I'm guessing that's the drugs, dave.
Yeah, but it's also just kind of weird
Seeing you drive this minivan.
Yeah, well, it's my mom's.
Balls, man!
Man, we just ran over a small bus.
This really small bus, we just ran over it.
Rod: I didn't see anything.