we've got an email from Amanda Amanda's
in the audience somewhere where's Amanda
oh hello Amanda I'd oh hi how are you
very good thank you
can you explain what your email was
about and I basically bought like the
world's smallest cake
my son's fourth birthday I said that it
would feed like 22 children yeah it
didn't feed 22 children it was a Spider
Man cake wasn't it yes and you said in
your email you felt completely
embarrassed and the small portions were
the talk of the party those four year
olds can be waspish coming you sent a
picture of the cakes I like that you've
included a camembert in the photo it's
not really a standard unit of
measurement is it Brad Pitt
I don't know 16 camembert Tom Cruise
just the two well I bought this cake and
earlier I cut it up into 22 portions
I've got one here this is a slice that's
not a slicer that is a slipper and I
sent this shocking stuff to a proper
baking expert for you I sent this to vow
off of the bake-off because she's my
favorite Baker because when she was on
the show I used to get so many texts and
tweets or whatever from people saying
that we had the same face
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and Val actually got back to me and she
said she's made her own spider-man cake
for her grandson and she sent me the
measurements so with vowels recipe in my
back pocket I emailed the manufacturers
of the spider-man cake they called the
Finsbury food group I did this on your
behalf I emailed myself hello this
weekend I'm holding a lavish superhero
themed sexy party for 22 gorgeous lads
I wanted a show-stopping dessert and
came across your spider-man cake in a
stir the box states this cake serves 22
portions ideal I want each fit studs to
have an ample slice but split evenly
each length geezer will only get 28
grams tis but a mouthful I consulted an
expert in the form of a loaf of baked
off and I discovered a cupcake is
normally between 50 to 60 grams so your
portion size is barely half a cupcake
ironically some of the banging gents at
the party will also be half a cupcake
brackets gay many thanks Joel Isis the
lads at Finsbury food group must have
thought that emo was a real hoot because
here's what they said back they said
good afternoon mr. Lai said I apologize
that our Spider Man cake has caused you
to contact us this is a range of cakes
by Disney to which we are directed by
children's nutritional guidelines
unfortunately with these restrictions it
is not possible to change the portion
size so there we have it Amanda Finsbury
food group are simply looking out for
your son's health isn't that boring but
Amanda we've got a very special guest
joining us tonight who is about to make
your son's dreams come true
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it's like looking in the mirror
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how are you bow I'm alright son I'm so
you were concerned about Amanda's story
weren't you worried Wow well you've
brought something for Amanda I believe
how so this could feed 22 people right
Oh at least probably 30 Amanda slices
only weighed 28 grams how much would a
vowel slice weigh a hundred eight six
grams it's a whopper Bell
are you happy with that Amanda I am
ecstatic thank you it's brilliant can
you present the cake to Amanda please
pal I will issue lately a promise
oh yeah so she gives you a slice will
you give me a slice I'll give you a
slice Joe
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you