I sent my writer Adam to the mall with some scotch tape
to help shoppers with their gift wrapping.
We set up hidden cameras, Adam is wearing an ear piece
and he's got to say whatever I tell him to say.
Oh there's so much there now all right clap your hands twice
if you can hear me, Adam.
Say I'm going to wrap it up, I'm going to wrap it up.
I'm going to wrap.
I'll wrap it up.
All right.
There's a brown bag on your left and there's
a sling inside, put it on now.
Just say, I should have put this on earlier.
I forgot that I hurt my arm.
I should've put this on earlier I hurt my arm.
Doctor told me I had to keep it in a sling.
I have to keep it in a sling.
I completely forgot.
Let's get back to this.
Don't use that hand though.
Let's get back to this.
Greg.
Glenn.
Poor Glenn.
Just Glenn.
I have a rash on my other arm but I'll be OK.
You have a what?
A rash.
On my other arm.
Can you help me just fold one?
I really need this job.
I'm so sorry.
Can you help me and hold this?
I just really need this job.
Who are you giving this to?
It's a nice gift, you must be doing very well.
How much do you make?
Well, because I'm just curious if I should maybe
do hairdressing.
I'm just curious.
Maybe I should be a hairdresser.
You should.
Oh man, this is not--
I'm going to start over.
Yeah, I'm going to start over.
You know what?
I'm going to start over.
This is my first day, I'm so sorry.
But I am going to give you some premium--
This is my first day, I'm so sorry.
Premium wrapping job for sure I'm going to give it to you.
But I will give you, I'll give you
a premium wrapping job though.
Yeah, help me please.
Unroll the whole thing.
Can you unroll the whole thing.
Let's not make a mistake this time.
Let's not making any mistakes.
Unroll the whole thing this time.
All right.
Unroll the whole thing.
OK.
That's good.
All right.
Put it on there now.
All right, just wrap it completely in that whole thing.
Yeah, that's good.
Oh, this is looking good.
That's good, really looking good.
Oh, my arm.
My arm.
Oh, my arm.
My arm.
Let me just take a break.
My arm.
Oh, I need to take a break.
I forgot to tell you how I broke my arm.
No, that's the other one.
That's the other arm.
Yeah, they don't think it's contagious.
They don't think it's contagious OK, let's finish it up.
All right, let's finish this up.
I got to get out of here I'm tired.
All right, get a bow.
Grab a bow.
Take your arm out of the sling, and put a bow-- yeah, put that.
Oh, OK.
Get your phone out of your pocket.
My supervisor is texting me.
Hold on, my supervisor is texting me.
He's telling me I should tell you I don't really work here.
She's telling me I should tell you
that I don't really work here.
That I work for the Ellen DeGeneres Show
and she's been telling me what to say.
I work for the Ellen DeGeneres Show and she's been telling me
what to say and she wants to invite you to the show.
And she wants to invite you to the show.
Tell him that it's 12 Days of Giveaways.
It's 12 Days of Giveaways.
Let's go right now.
That's right.
I want everyone to get their gift wrapping supplies
from Scotch Brand with a $300 Walmart gift card.