what's up a vgn fans sorry there hasn't
been a new episode in such a long time I
just want to give you something to hold
you over so let's take a look at my NES
collection as you can see it's grown at
a frightening rate many of these games
like get as donations so for those of
you that donated some of these consider
this video my personal facts I'm pretty
close to owning every NES game ever made
but when defining what it means to have
every game it's not so easy you got to
take into account all the different
species of NES first there's the
official games they usually come in
regular gray cartridges some of these
were only released in the United States
and some of them were only released in
Europe it's not easy to find a list that
accounts for all them then you have all
the unlicensed games these were games
made without Nintendo's official seal of
approval the most common of these
companies must be Tenjin they usually
come in black but sometimes grey but
like I said they were pretty common I
remember running some of these from the
video store I see it and go oh wow
that's a weird looking game then you
have all the colored greens games these
are the really crappy ones that come in
blue sometimes black of course they
change their name the wisdom tree and
start making Bible games but I'm sure
you know all about that by now then you
have the Comerica games these come in
gold but the most unusual thing is the
switch in the back position be only use
this position if the game does not work
with position a well that explains a lot
and check this out do not drop do not
get wet do not leave in direct sunlight
interesting can you feed it after
midnight
then there's the Sacheen games this is
when you're really scraping the bottom
of the barrel nes lists don't even
count these look at this hell fighter oh
and I have no idea what this is all
about there's so many other obscure game
companies I won't mention them all
there's some games which are so rare
like Stadium events and Nintendo World
Championship that's pretty much
impossible all
get those unless it's a reproduction
cart I put all my games in alphabetical
order which is a pain in the ass some
games are hard to tell what letter they
start with like this one you think it's
just called Gilligan's Island but turn
around and read the fine print it's The
Adventures of Gilligan's Island why not
just Gilligan's Island that's what the
show is called here's a game VIPRE but
really it's code name VIPRE you need a
magnifying glass to read it what's this
one called intruder right well no it's
flight of the intruder
this one they were just being idiots
they couldn't fit the whole title it
doesn't matter I could put these games
wherever I want but when you're trying
to check it off the list it gets real
confusing the wizards and warriors games
really have a problem with their titles
the first ones called wizards and
warriors
the second ones called iron sword and
the third one's called wizards and
warriors three so do you put them
together or alphabetical it always sucks
when the games don't have end labels but
there's one company that makes a very
deliberate attempt at being an ass
jaleco
the game's called city connection so why
doesn't the end label say city
connection the title goes here not the
game company another thing that
brings my pissed to a boil is how many
times people feel the need to plaster
stickers all over the labels if you have
a video game store do us a favor
don't put the stickers on the side it's
inconvenient when you can't read the
title and even if you try to peel them
off it ruins it check this out hide
lights 99 cents this piece of shits not
even worth that much oh and look at this
please rewind um this isn't a videotape
am I supposed to rewind the game
some games come in really bad shape look
at this one like what happened how did
it get like this I would never do this I
take good care of my games
I think the funniest game cartridge I
have is ultimate league soccer look what
it says kick-ass sports series I am
holding an NES cartridge that says
kick-ass the weirdest game I have is
this one little red hood it's clearly
supposed to be Little Red Riding Hood
but why is it shaped this way this part
on the top why does it need to stick out
it's not convenient at all because it
covers the game next to it what a
up game another thing about the NES
library that comes to mind is how many
baseball games there are there's so many
baseball games I can't even count
but even stranger I think is all the
golf games
I mean it's golf how many games
can you make I own some of the original
boxes but they're harder to find you
know what people used to do with their
boxes back in the day they'd just throw
them in the garbage for all we know it
was just packaging it had no purpose if
only we knew these things would be
collectors items
but why is it so hard to find NES games
that come with the instruction manual is
it so hard not to lose them I used to
tape all mine together
I can understand throwing away the boxes
but why the manuals what people do with
them wipe their ass on it well this
video got way longer than I thought it
would I just wanted to show my
appreciation for helping out just by
watching my videos and come into my
website you're supporting me but it's
great that so many you are sending games
and donations by the paypal button up
there you don't have to do that but I
wanted to show you where it's going
toward I also have to buy DV tapes to
shoot the videos DVD RS to record the
game footage and hard drives to store
all the data so there's a lot going on
behind the scenes that most people don't
know about so I just want to say thanks
for helping out I know you're all eager
to see new nerd episodes and I just want
to let you know they're coming so thanks
a lot I'll see you later
you