*Swooshy Sound*
*Click Sound*
*Music*
Yo!
Wasup guys,
Freddie Wong here.
Yeah some things are pretty jacked up right now.
People bored out of there gores
and moral is at all time low.
So,
I took it upon myself as commander and chief
to spice things up.
(Aha)
Tried doing some magic tricks
but nobody cared.
Tried playing laser tag but that sounded stupid.
I even pulled out my clown act from high school,
spent years working on that.
And they thought it was bogus.
(Aha)
*Screaming*
*Sigh*
Guess being the "cool-boss" is a lot harder then I thought.
But don't you worry,
Old Wong Dong here is going to
up
his
game.
Yo what up roman it's F Dog.
Ha Ha! You know it.
Hey yo look, do you still have those ball pit balls?
Yeah?
Yes!
*Truck Beeping Sound*
(Whoey!)
*Epic Music*
Ok, it's like 8:17 right now,
people are gonna show up about an hour,
so we haven't got a lot of time.
Are you ready to do this?
I'm ready dude, I'm ready!
*More Epic Music*
Clint, oh yeah, Clint, Clint, Clint!
Come here, come here.
Yo, yo, wasup dude!
Alright here, here, come here.
Yeah I'm cool but Jees!
Yeah I'm a cool boss right.
Yeah dude, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dude who ho, whats going on here dude.
Ok hold on I got a special suprise for you!
*Cheering*
WHAT?! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!
HOW LONG HAS THIS TAKEN YOU?
You're the first one here Clint! It's all yours!
Oh my god.
*More Cheering And Screeming*
(Having fun!)
(Cute dog searching)
(Moves balls)
(Drags up computer from ball pit)
(Moves even more balls)
How about we do a sketch about a ball pit?
Oh yeah. Great, great idea actually.
Where did you get that idea?
Can you give me the hard-drive?
(Trips on balls)
Oh come on.
(Starts searching after the hard-drive)
Oh were are you, MARKO!
POLO!
Aha ha ha!
I know you're over here! Somewhere!
MARKO!
Dude! Hey hey!
That's cheating!
Freddie!
We need to get rid of these balls.
Nobody is gonna get any work done.
Were trying to play a game.
Roman!
I appreciate it, thank you for the balls, it was a good time
but frankly you don't work here.
I don't think anybody here likes you.
Dude don't say that man.
Everybody is having a good time right? Yeah?
I would have left 20 minuets ago
but I can't find my car keys.
Freddie, Freddie this is so unprofessional
in so many levels.
Freddie did you even come of with a plan to get rid of these things?
This is all you're squawking like oh no I can't find my car keys!
Oh no my taxes, oh no I got a meeting.
You know that's true, that's true. Valid conserves.
Hum. Let me think about that do I have a response, I do
ITS CALLED A BALL PIT!!!
IN THE ENITER OFFICE WHO DO YOU KNOW WHO HAS AN ENTIRE OFFICE
YOU'RE TAKING PICTURES YOU'RE POSTING THIS ON FACEBOOK
EVERYONE'S JEALOUS OF YOU. IT'S EVERY SINGLE DREAM
you ever had come true thanks to me.
Thanks to me. I just wanna take credit for that.
Just real quick.
Charlie?
Have you seen my dog?
(Tries to open the door)
Guys who locked this door?
I have a key.
YES WE CAN DO THAT, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU GUYS WANT OK?
Cuz you are all a bunch of buzzkills.
Charls?
Charlie?
1 . 2 . 3
Ok you change keys! Ok let me try.
I want to have something different, something fun.
Charles?!
It's not the gold one it's the silver one!
Now I know witch key it is, it's my key chain.
Charles?!
Charlie?!
WHOA!
*Music Stops*
Dees.
*Mumbling*
Dees?
*RMumbling*
*Screaming*
BALL MONSTER!
*Even more yelling*
GET TO HIGHER GROUND!
WHOA!
Come on we gotta get to higher ground!
There's no stopping it.
What?!
I'm so sorry Freddie.
WHA AHH!
*Lots of screaming!*
Where's Anthony?
Anthony!
Come on jump!
I can't make it!
Yes you can! Jump!
*Yelling*
Anthony!
Just let him go!
Tell mom and dad i love them!
*Screaming*
Nooo!
oh...
*Intense Music*
Yo wasup guys!
Freddie Wong here, quick vlog update!
Uh things are a bit jacked up right now.
Watched a lot of my friends and co-workers die.
On the massacre.
I can't get on tinder.
My cellphone has no reception.
Yeah I have nothing.
Were all gonna die.
God,
so much negativity, come on you guys.
Already people are dead.
Yeah?
Well I don't wanna be!
Will.
You're a really good writer, you're smart.
You can probably figure this out.
Right?
OK.
I guess I can come up with something.
*Music Intensifies*
OK people!
Let's brainstorm.
*Epic Montage Music*
If we create a trail of chairs to that ledge,
we can use a rope to lour ourselfs downstairs.
Alright. Can work.
*Epic Montage Music*
I got it!
A ship!
Uh... Uh...
Will... uh... build a raft together and sail away like pirates.
No....
*Music Intensifies Again*
I got it. I got it!
The backdoor!
It's usually locked but maybe if it's not we can escape!
Backdoor. Yes of course!
Benji!
It's unlocked!
(Cheering!)
We're gonna make it!
*Rumbling*
*Screaming*
*Snap*
*More Screaming*
Will, Will come on! Now or never man!
Of course SKYLIGHT!
Clint make it happen!
*Intense Music*
Hurry!
*Intense Music*
(TRIES TO PUNCH)
(TRIES PUNCHING FASTER)
(FALLS)
*Yelling*
(Inhales Air)
*Rumbling gets louder*
Ah my legs!
*Screaming*
*SNAP*
Guys I got it!
NO ESCAPE
This is our lives now!
This is our lives now.
WAIT NONONONO!
No!
Guys I know whats gonna save us!
Me!
(Disappointing)
Stop! Here me out, here me out.
I'm famous on the internet.
7.5 million subscribers!
A billion video views!
The whole world is gotta be locking for me right now!
So here what we do.
Sit back and relax and just wait for the rescue party!
I'm sure they are going to be here any minuet now.
Aha.
So if that's what you're looking for you should check it out!
It will come to workstations and can't do better HD powered by Nividia.
Thanks for sponsoring podcast or should i say ballcast
anyway back to the show.
Alright. 3 2 1.
Welcome to yet another face rocker podcast number 40.
Uh this ones a special podcast because it marks the 40 day in a row
that we've been stuck in the ball pit.
I guess I'm not as famous as i thought.
That makes me wonder if anything we did before had any meaning...
Anyway were all gonna die alone, cut off from our friends and family
none to hear our screams
our last thoughts will probably will be well
regret.
Really indistinguishable like whether or not this life has actually
what were experiencing or...
FREDDIE! FREDDIE W! I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU!
FREDDIE W!
FREEEEEDDDDIIEEEE!!
Wait, wait right there! I'm coming to you!
Hey guys.
It's Steven Spillburg
No way!?
You should answer it, pick it, pick it up!
Hi Steven!
YES YES!
#WHEREISFREDDIE IS TRENDING EVERYWHERE!
On twitter!
Really?! Man that's so cool!
WE CANT LIVE WITHOUT YOU FREDDIE!
You know i gotta tell you I loved war horse!
ME!
ME! I'M THE #1 FAN!
ME!
COME THIS WAY! COME THIS WAY!
YES! UGHHHHHHHHHH!
We are gonna take Steven Spillburg out to lunch but he is gonna pay!
Stop it!
Antony!
ASHLEY!
OH MY GOD YOU'RE ALIVE!
HELP ME I'M SCARED!
ANTHONY!
Oh my gosh no not you!
Ha ha I love you!
COME ON FREDDIE THIS WAY!
WHAT HAPPEN FREDDIE?
YOU'RE OLD VIDEOS WERE SO MUCH BETTER?
Stop you need to call the police!
COME ON ANTHONY! COME ON!
I got you, I got you!
God you're so funny can i hear another joke?
AH HA HA HA!
Listen to me call the police! We have been here for 40...
OH GOD!!!
I GOT YOU COME ON!
Wait what are you doing?!
You're trough W!
NO!
WHAT WHAT ARE YOU WHAAAA!
AHHHHHHH!
WADE! HOLD ON!
LORY COME ON HELP!
A lunch, BRUNCH, ready to munch!
Chou!
OH MY GOD!
JOEY!
JAKE, JAKE! HELP!
OH MY GOD!
You gotta try this sandwich.
NO!
No!
FREDDIE?!
FREDDIE?! HELP!
Of course!
The boom-boom drawer!
Why do you have a boom-boom?!
Cause it makes me feel like a man!
JOEY!
WHAT DO WE DO, WHAT DO WE DO?!
I'm sorry I couldn't be a fun boss man.
You were the fun boss!
You know what...
today...
I'm gonna be a good one.
What are you talking about?!
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! FREDDIE!
Ok!
NO!
(Dog Licks)
Charles?
I'm alive?
Charles!
I'm alive!
Yes!
I'm alive!
Yes!
Oh no!
OH NO!
NOOOOOOOO!
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
OOOOOOOOO!
UHAUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
BALLS!
DAMMIT!
Hey Charlie!
I thinks things are gonna be alright!
Ah...
Still piss!
Charles!
Bring me that horizon!