Americans Review Japanese Beauty Products
Hourei Facial Lift Bra
- Okay - Uh huh
- It's a bra for your face, obviously.
- Looks right
- Does it look cute?
- Actually yeah - (laughs)
- Feels super natural it's like nothings on my face at all
- Oh I don't...
I feel pain.
- (laughs) Yeah I know.
- And now it says the third step
is to do something like this.
(laughing)
- It's like trying to contour your face differently.
- It left an imprint on my face, I feel, so it did something
- Yeah but like, a punch in the face does that too.
Facewaver Sag Face Stretcher
- This looks terrible!
- Oh man
this is so much better than the other one.
- It looks like a baby's outfit, how it snaps.
- This looks like a baby's worst nightmare,
is what it looks like.
- Just looking at it without it on my face (laughs)
- What are we supposed to do
other than like, rob a bank or something.
- Oh you're supposed to do face stuff again.
- Ahhh - Ahhh
- Ow, I cracked my jaw.
- (groaning)
- To be clear, are we rating effectiveness
or how (beep) scary this is.
Because 10 out of 10 for both.
Omni Beauty Lift High Nose
- Wait, do these little balls go in my nostrils?
- Tighten it, so yeah that goes in.
Oh yeah you're doing it.
- Look at that, fits like a glove.
- Oh it's in there! (laughing) - I saw them going in!
- Oh I don't like this!
- Are you ready to switch it on?
- Will you do the honors?
- Here we go.
- (laughing) What?
(laughing)
- No just leave it - Oh my god
this is making my eyes water.
- Slightly...
oh okay hold on,
it's like a vibrator for your nose, that's all it is.
(laughing)
- Oh what the hell.
- (laughing) He broke it.
MTG Facia Fitness PAO 7
(lauging)
- This is essentially a shake weight for your mouth.
- Shake your head up and down
to swing the weights on both sides,
it is recommended to exercise directly in front of a mirror.
- Ugh, ugh no.
Oh god.
You look like an idiot (laughing)
- Don't (laughing) don't.
- I don't know what to say about this one
because it is unlike anything I've ever done.
- He can't stop putting it in his mouth though.
(grunting)
- From the inner ear to the chin (laughing)
- No I can't do it, it's too stupid.
- The Japanese are dreamers
and I love that about them and I'd like to visit them.
- And not just dreamers,
I mean they execute, anyone could say I'm
going to invent this flying
face mechanism thing.
- But they deliver.
- They actually do it.
- For the people who use this stuff though
I would just say don't, you don't have to you know
accept who you are, be comfortable in who you are.
- Love your cheeks, don't constrict your face,
you don't need a nose vibrator and stop wagging your mouth.