these both comedians mocking Tory hi I'm
mark hi I'm Tory
so you're both professional daters I
don't I'd quit you quit dating yeah
until you can be bothered again until I
can be bothered again thank you I've
dated one person for like roughly nine
years but that's why I invited you today
so you're engaged yes you don't date
anymore I'm committed to myself
brilliant we're doing dating vocabulary
bang
what does baning say is boo the same
thing your lover the chicken yes your
boo chicken now I do refer to my closest
female friends what if I'm texting them
often I call them day so it's okay to
use with you close friends as well
you're gently romantic thing that's nice
cheyanne friends the next one is to
flake or to be flaky flake yes also a
noun someone can be verbally yeah to
flake is to back out of plans at the
last moment to fail to show up
also yeah this is not just for women
this can be friend your friends can be
flaky when you flake it's usually when
you're careless about letting the person
know that you will not be there to can
they be a flake if it's just once good
question then they have flaked you know
they're not necessarily a flea flaking
does not a flake mix but if they do it
overall not a flea thank you thank you
put down a t-shirt the next one is DTM
this is an acronym what is it sent down
to Stan dafuq what nice DTF down the
[ __ ] [ __ ] horned up you're ready you
you're dressed in such a way that
advertises your body's most sexually
attractive
alluring features I think we're all DTF
yeah I'm definitely well DTF at most
time that's a great business card
mark region DTF hold on yeah and most
times is that not all time to give you
giving a car wash DTF you can't wait you
could walk in a car wash for sure
DTF segues very nicely into a [ __ ] buddy
oh this is a noun okay care to elaborate
what somebody is a Sox buddy is somebody
that you depend on to have sex with and
not elevate this relationship to a
relationship yeah to keep it casual
there like a reliable source of sex sexy
I am and some there are people in more
open communities who have like there
will be a couple that has they [ __ ]
buddy char and I believe those people
refer to themselves as unicorns my
unicorn is a person who has committed
themselves to a couple and they don't
they don't have sex with people who
aren't in that couple whoa I didn't know
that no I didn't pretty sure that's what
he recorded I trust you ghosting is a
noun no ghost yeah as a verb well we
disappear you disappear to ghost means
you're gone do you no longer want to see
them or talk to them or date them but
you don't communicate that and it's very
of our I would say generation to ghost
what's the main reason for goes to
keeping it's as simple as like there's
no consequently there's nary profession
whatsoever the shield of a screen
protects you from the emotion of another
human being and so if you're dating
somebody you met online and you share no
future mutual friends
you can ghost them you and your
strangers you still think of them maybe
as someone you met on the Internet which
for some reason we don't treat the same
way yeah right and so then you're able
to like be a complete [ __ ] to that
person I'm not the better I'm not
defending it by the way
no absolutely not but that's the mindset
some people might want to just avoid
having to deal
with the unpleasantries of being like
look I don't like you can you ghosts in
the front I guess you can yeah you can
go to a friend I've definitely done that
needle stand I don't know that one I
feel like it explains itself how you
test your I'll Bend anus yeah little
stab yeah
lot of people who aren't pervert are you
saying you're not perfect correct I'm
recruiting weird I'm a pervert how do
you want to finish it I don't have
finish this the video is over now come
watch something else I'm a bad boy on
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