{Music: Invitation - Paper Mario 64} (Oh looks its Mario and Luigi's house lets see what Mario is up to)
Mario: La-la-la-hm-hm-hmm. (Its Mario :D)
La-la-la-hm-hm-hm-hm-hmm. (Oh these teletubbies are gonna get Mario.)
(Mario is Watching TV.....WAIT WHAT THE HELL IS HE WATCHING!?)La-la-la-la-la-la-la-laa-la. La-la-la-la-la-
*Gunshots* (FBI OPEN UP!!!!)
Hahahahahahahaaaa!!! (Well Mario is gonna be tortured.)
Po: Stupid! Stupid! (Thank you Po)
Mario: Hey! (Mario We don't want to watch your shet.)
Now playing: Teletubbies (OH GOD THATS EVEN WORSE!!)
Teletubbies: Yaaaaaaayy! Yyyaaaaaaaayy!! (Poor Mario.)
Teletubbies: Yaaaaaaayy! Yyyaaaaaaaayy!! Yyaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy!!! Yaaayy! AAAAAAAAAH- - Mario: No.. NO... NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! (Don't worry Mario Luigi might so up and resc- oh right hes a coward.)
Teletubbies: Yaaaaaaayy! Yyyaaaaaaaayy!! Yyaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy!!! Yaaayy! AAAAAAAAAH- - UWAAAAAAUUUUUOO- (ITS THAT CREEPY ASS SUN!!!)
Narrator: Over the hills and far away... (How far?)
Teletubbies come to play. (Wait is this a MLP MAP!?)
Speaker: Time for Teletubbies! Time for Teletubbies! Time for-- (WAIT WHY DOES TINKY WINKY HAVE AN ABRAMS!?)
Tinky Winky, - Tinky Winky: Tinky Winky! (Yeah this is an MLP map.)
Speaker: Dispy, - Dipsy: Dipsy! (Dipsy be gettin high as the sky.)
Speaker: Lala, - Lala: Lala! (WHAT IS THE TOAST FAIRY DOING HERE!?)
Speaker: Po. (Why are you getting so close to the camera?)
Po: Rurgh! RARGH!! (OH GOD HES ANGRY!?)
Speaker: Teletubbies! *Random shet going on*
Teletubbies: Teletubbies! - Po: [gibberish] (LOL HES RAGING!!)
Po: [gibberish] (OH SHIT HE JUST KILLED BOTH DIPSY AND TINKY WINKY!!)
Speaker: Say... HHEEELLLLLOOO!! (WHAT THE HELL!?)
Teletubbies: Eh-oooooohh!! (Hi?)
Po: GET THE F*** OUTTA HERE!! (LOL!!)
Teletubbies: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!! - Mario: UWAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUOOOOOO!!!!! (I feel ya Mario.)
{Music: Today was a Good Day (On the Internet) by ADHD} (Well I wonder who we will see in there.)
♪Just wakin' up from the late night deathmatch♪ (Oh its Tinky Winky and this song is good.)
♪Screen still shows the score from my dispatch♪ *bobs head*
♪Two snapchat-♪ *continues to bob head*
Tinky Winky: UUWWWWEEEEYYYY!! (AHAHAHA HE FELL DOWN!!)
[bonk] (OOF!)
Uh-oh! (Oh god dammit who made that mess?)
Narrator: 1 day in Teletubby Land, Tinky-Winky saw that somebody had spilled their Tubby Custard on the floor. (Dear god...)
Tinky Winky: Somebody pilled the Cubby Cussard! (Tinky Winky its called Tubby custard.)
Mario: MAMAF***ER!! Yrgh! (Yeah tell em mario.)
Po: Shut up before I stab you! (O_O)
Narrator: But whoever it was had left footprints. (Might as well follow them.)
Who spilled the Tubby Custard? (I don't know.)
Tinky Winky: Who pilled the (Oh god dammit.)
PUBBY CUSSARD? *Mario is about to go insane*
Ooooooo... [funny game music] (ONWARDS TO FIND WHO SPILLED THE TUBBY CUSTARD!!!)
*Tinky Winkie's quest* (Oh hes going through our world and is going into a strip club)
You're a faggot, Harry. (LOL!!)
*gunshot* (Gunshots) (OOF!)
Ah! (Finally we have arrived)
Teletubbies: Oh, uh-oh! (:O IT WAS POE!!!)
Po: 🅱ITCH! (This is my favorite part.)
Narrator: Was it Po who spilled the Tubby Custard? (Yes.)
Teletubbies: YAAAAAAAAAAAAY! (Lol here it comes)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH- (XD)
[smack] (LOL!!!)
Tinky Winky: NOW CLEAN IT UP!!!! (AHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
Po: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- (*Dies from laughter*)
Narrator: What a lot of mess! (Yeah thats one hell of a mess.)
Tubby Custard everywhere. (Mhm)
*SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP* *slurp continues* (Its the Noo Noo)
Look at that! The Noo Noo (That creepy ass Thing) is tidying up the Tubby Custard.
*More slurping shet*
Noo Noo: Holy sh*t! Oh my God! What happened? (Pewdiepie dat you?)
Po: What do you mean, what happened? (Po don't lie.)
Noo Noo: On the wall!
Po: What you talking about? (THE CUSTARD ON THE WALL!!!)
Noo Noo: DA SHITONDAWOOL!! (Yeah.)
Po: LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLO- (DAMMIT!!)
Noo-Noo: Excuse me! (Well Poe got away)
That stupid jackass... [gibberish]
Lala: Tubby custard! Tubby custard! (Oh no.)
NOM NOM NOM, OM NOM! (I see where this is going."
Narrator: Tubby custard all over- Lala- (Yup)
Lala: Hahaha! Hahaoh, nohoho! Hoohoohoo.
Noo Noo: GODDAMMIT! YOU GOT PAINT (Did ya mean tubby custard?) (Yeah what he said.) THE GODDAMN HOUSE!
You... BITCH! (OUCH!!)
Sonic: There's nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like. (Oh no.)
But if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good. (Yeah that's no good.)
Noo Noo: [more slurping] (Wait what is he doing?)
That stupid jackass... [gibberish] (OH NO TURN AWAY CHILDREN!!)
Lala: MOLESSTAAAAAAARR!!!!! (GEET EM BOYS!!)
Tinky Cop: BULULULULULULULULULULU- (THEN THE WINGED HUSSAR- I mean Teletubbie Police arrived!!)
Noo Noo: I'm not the 1 that sh*t all over the walls! (Yeah but you molested La La!!)
Tinky Cop: I don't give a fuhk! (Lol)
Noo Noo: Please, have mercy... - Tinky Cop: FUS RO (XD)
DAAAH!!! (AHAHAHAHA!!)
Broken Noo Noo: I can't believe I showered for this... (Ok then...)
Teletubbies: Oh, uh-oh! (Mario is scared for his life rn)
Mario: "You can do this. Everybody's looking at you." (You got this Mario)
GOOOOOOOOHHOOHHHOOOHHHOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!! De horor... (DON'T SCREAM LIKE A BITCH!!)
[ding dong] (Its Luigi!)
Luigi: Maariooo. Hoohoohahaha. (Uh oh.)
! *Luigi sees what is going on*
Mario: Luigi! (Luigi get the hell out of there.)
Get me da hek outa hiiyaaaaa!! (Don't help him.)
(Yeah that went as well as I expected.)
Hey! Don't leave me all alone! (Yeah just walk out of there.)
Come back! (Lol hes gone.)
[door closing] (Lol)
Narrator: And now we're back to Teletubbies! (OH GOD NO!!)
Teletubbies: Yaaaaaaayyyy! Y- - Mario: GOD DAMMIT (Don't Worry Mario)
Narrator: 1 day, in Teletubby Land... (Another MLP map...)
Lala was out for a walk, when she heard something very unusual. (Is dat music?)
Oooh... oooh! (Go check it out La La)
What that? (Its Music)
Ooooh! (Oh no..)
Dipsy is getting it on w/ the ladies. (Wait isn't Dipsy a girl?)
Lala wasn't invited. She was very angry. (or triggered) (Lol)
Po: Uuhh... I can explain. (XD)
Dipsy: You are, gay. (OOOOH)
Heheheheheheh! (BURN!!!)
Lala: BLAHBALBLABLABLALBLA... (Oh no.)
What did you say, nigga? (OH CRAP!!)
[ded] (OH THE HUMANITY!!!!)
-AAAAAALULULULULUU! BULU! BULULALALALAALLULLULUL- (OH MY GOD!!!)
Po: ♪Baby, don't hurt me.♪ (This is also a good song.)
♪Don't hurt me.♪
I LOVE YOU. (Speech:-100)
Lala: FUCKNG GOD! (OH GOD!!!)
GOD!!! (OMG!!)
Announcer: Time for Tubby Toast. (OH GOD LOOK AT THE CARNAGE!!)
Lala: Tubby Toast, yay! Tubby Toast! Tubby Toast! (Lala is ice cold.)
Mario: Come on! Yrgh! (Mario its almost over)
Sit your $5 ass down before I make change. (O_O)
Teletubbies: Eh-oh! (??)
Narrator: 1 day in Teletubbyland, all the Teletubbies were being very quiet. (Ok)
*really quiet noises* (Huh..)
Rainbow Dash: Woah, woah, woah. Wait up, you assholes! What're we doing here? (Progress)
Bean: MAGIC. [oink oink] (Lol)
(rumbs connon shit playing fuck) (ITS THE END OF THE WORLD AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!)
Mario: Oh no! (Mario calm down.)
Sun: I am God! You shall bow before me! (OH GOD ITS THAT THING!!)
Noo Noo: Hallelujah! Holy shit! (Lol Jontron Reference)
Tinky Winky: GYAAAAAAAAAAA- (Uh..)
Po: Oh, it's beautiful! (No its fugly)
Sun: Ready for a crazy adventure, bitches! (No)
(pew)
Po: [laughing]
(static sounds)
Mario in TV: Hoo-hoo! Hello! (DUN DUN DUN)
It'same, Mario! (OH SHET!!)
Mario: WAT?!? (Yeah I'm with you.)
Mario in TV: [ Italian gibberish]
Hoohoohoo! Letsago! (No..)
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? (WHAT THE!?)
*"Super Mario Bros." dance remix video editor Windows Media Player music playing exercise* (THAT'S DISTURBING!!)
Mario: OH! (No don't get turned on)
Mario in TV: Wa-hoo! Wa-hoo! Wa-hoo! - Mario: Oh!! OOH!! (Oh god)
OOOOOOOHHHH!! (HES TURNED ON!!)
OOOOOOH!! (OH GOD THAT ASS IS UGLY!!)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!! (I HOPE HES NOT FAPPING TO THIS!!)
OOOOOOOHHH!! (WAAAH!!)
Mario in TV: Oh, boy! Data makes me so happy! (Oh shet)
Mario: OOOOOOHH!! (Hes still turned on!)
*Airhorn Sound* Female Loudspeaker Narrator: Time for Tubby Bye-bye! Time for Tubby Bye-bye! (Finally)
Teletubbies: No, no! [crying] (Yes)
Teletubbies: No, no! [laughing] - Sun: uh BYE! (Lol it's over)
The End (Lol Pingas)
[coin sound]
(Where is Mario?) (Hes dead)
[ded] (Yeah hes dead)
Teletubbies: Oh, uh-oh!
All: YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!!!!!
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