Boooo !
Cammie...
Okay, hi guys! I'm Shannon and this is my beautiful 25 year old girlfriend!
Don't mess with GRANDMA
Am I a grandma cause I'm 25 ?
Yeah.
Nooooo
Okay so by the title of this video you can tell that one of us is drunk
And by the ADD in the room, maybe you can tell which one of us it is
I'll give you a hint, it's not me
It's my birthday !
Oooh! Dance
Shannon's been getting me wasted all night long!
Just in preparation for this video
It's been a little aggressive, but now that I'm pretty wasted
It's like once you get drunk you just wanna keep it-
Wahooo !
Wahooooo!
I was not prepared...
Tear
Tears
Cause the champagne scared you so much
Cause the champagne's so scary!
Are you drying your tears?
Okay so preface this video by saying
Cammie has already drank
a whole bottle of champagne
I keep trying to look into there 'cause you know how we're always trying to look into the camera and not in the side?
uh-huh
I'm looking at it and I'm like
Hey
Hey, officer, I'm sotally tober.
Excuse me, officer, I'm totally dober.
Now, we are ready
For a drunken interrogation of the birthday girl
One to ten, how drunk are you?
Eh...
Based on past life experiences, a seven.
Well...a six...seven
Seven
Okay, in the word "scent," which is silent?
The "s" or the "c?"
Wait, wait, wait
Scent like, like...uh...
Boogers?
No, the word scent
Oh! I thought you meant like cent like coins
I was like "Oh, god, thank you for telling me!"
Is...wait..
Wait, re-read
what?
Can you do the alphabet backwards?
No
Z
Y
X
Q
W
M
P
Q
R, S, Q, T
B
C
A
Woooah
B, C, A
It wouldn't go C, B, A, would it?
No, no
Make up a song about pancakes
*singing* They're sweet
They're good
Give me that fluffy shit
*whispers* pancakes!
Swirl up on that syrup
on top of my
*whispers* pancakes
what?
*whispers* pancakes
You said it so quiet. No wonder there's a "what?"
*whispers* pancakes
what?
*whispers* pancakes
*slurs* how good was it?
Oh, no, I slurred
I cry so much when I'm funny
Are you team unicorn or team mermaid?
I don't know what that's insinuating, I don't know if that's a thing
but I always wanted to be a mermaid, so...
Shannon: You're team mermaid Cammie: So unicorn
You're full of jokes
Hit that snare drum
*whispering* Hit that snare drum
*singing* pat yo tears baby
*whispering* pat, pat, pat
Oh, what? Is that snot?
I know I'm a good time
You're a good time too
Who is better time?
You
Do you think caterpillars know they are going to become butterflies when they make their cocoons?
No
I think it's like this huge surprise, it's like
how do you feel when you go for a nap
and you know how you wake up so refreshed
"ah, that was the best nap!"
they are like "ah! I got wings!"
"I got wings!"
You know?
Yeah
Yeah, it's like when you go to take a nap
Okay
Same thing
I speak for all the caterpillars in the world
Good work, babe
It's my birthday. Imma party like it's my birthday
Do your best impression
of the "wait, no" girl
I gotta put my champagne down
No, wait
A cup
wait, no!
Alright
*with childish voice* wait
A cap.
Wait
No...no!
Wait, I didn't do the hand very well
Shannon: oh, you gon' do it again
No!
One hand, just one. You're bringing this hand
Guys...She's not very theatrical
*with childish voice* wait
A cup
No
no!
Was that good?
That's beyond anything I even imagined it could be
I love her
Yeah. I'm gonna do a side by side
One more time
I'm too drunkt for it, honestly. I do better...
You're too "drunkt" for it?
Yes
*both singing* Do you love me?
Do you love me? Do you need me?
Now that I
can dance
Vibrato on fleek
What vegetable would you be
and why?
if you could be any vegetable
I would be a red pepper
Ok, quick to the answer. Quick to it
Because I feel like...who doesn't like red peppers?
True
They add spice to any dish
and they are a little sassy
Pizza, lasagna, salad...
curry
anywhere else
I love red peppers
So you'd be a...you'd be a red pepper, not a crushed pepper, sorry
No, but you could crush me
What?
Rant about Trump
Go
I saw the best post ever online
that was like
americans are so priviledged that
oh, fuck, what did it say?
people feel like they could...
ah, fuck
The best description of why I dislike the american government and politics
is that it says...
God, why...I don't...
I'm too drunk to get passioned about this at the moment
however...
fuck Trump!
What is 67+44-25
67
Plus 44
Okay, so...
67+44
67...
Plus 44
Plus 44...
One hundred...wait
67 plus what?
44
Okay, 67...eight, nine...one hundred
Wait
67 plus what?
44
Sixty...
Wait, I'm so confused
67...I keep forgeting what they were
67 plus...44!
60, 70, 80, 90, 100...
67...
Plus
*whispers* what was it?
44!
Cheers!
Don't go to your SATs wasted!
Oh, my god
You're actually my favorite person in the world
I know
I know you know
You love me
Well...many people love you, and I just...
You wanna marry me?
Yes, I do wanna marry you, Cammie
Demonstrate how you brush your teeth
why?
I don't know, I was wondering if it'd be fun
it's gonna be sexual
Oh, it'ts that why they ask you to do that?
That's why they said to do it!
What is one thing you want to do before you're 26?
Ok, before 26 if I don't have a dog
Okay guys, it is, if you're watching this video, oficially
Camden Mary Allyse Scott's birthday
and she's 25 years old
and you need to go and wish her a happy bithday
on any social media you can possibly reach her at
my hiccups are out of control
wish her happy bithday on Twitter
on Instagram
Whatever you've got, wish her a happy birthday
I'll put all of her links...
Honestly, I'll just put them on your face right now
This girl deserves the best birthday in the world
and you guys can help make it special if you just go tell her happy birthday
she'll appreciate it
Thank you for all the birthday wishes
Bye
That was a good one!
Wait, I can't get rid of them
I see a viral video here
"Gir can't get rid of..."
I'm good
"I'm good"