- "I think we have sexual tension."
That's what he's saying.
(Randi laughs)
- [Interviewer] Do you wanna call him
and find out who this is?
- Oh my God.
(phone rings)
No!
(tender music)
- [Interviewer] What's your name?
- Leona James.
- [Interviewer] Who's that?
- This is my dad, Charlie James.
Daddy.
- Hi.
- My name is Zahnae.
- My name is Noel.
- And this is my father.
- [Interviewer] What are you doing today?
(Randi sighs)
- About to shit bricks
and let this man go through my phone.
- Lord, you got me sweating already.
- [Interviewer] What do you wanna find on your dad's phone?
- I know he's looking for his next wife.
So maybe, I don't know,
maybe I'll see him dating someone or talking to someone.
When's the last time you went on a date?
- Eight years.
- Eight years ago?
- [Interviewer] Are you two ready to swap phones?
(playful music)
- Oh, this is so cool.
- [Interviewer] Where do you wanna go first?
- I don't see any dating apps on here,
which is really unfortunate, honestly.
- [Interviewer] Have you slept with your ex
since breaking up?
- No.
Her or anyone else.
- [Interviewer] Your dad is saying
that he's never slept with anyone since your mom.
- Oh my gosh.
- [Interviewer] Do you wanna download a dating app for him?
- I do you wanna download a dating app.
- I am going through his text messages, so,
with my mom. - Oh, shit.
(Dad laughs)
(Dad claps)
- Wait a minute!
Oh my God!
(both laughing)
My mom said, "Are we going to watching or making a movie?"
And my dad wrote, "Making" twice in caps.
And my mom said, "Halle Berry. Halle Berry!"
- Yeah, boy!
- [Interviewer] What does that mean?
- That means, "Are you trying to fuck tonight? Let's do it."
- Yeah!
- [Interviewer] Look up sex.
- Okay. - [Interviewer] In his texts.
- The only time that it's mentioned
in a conversation with my mom,
is they're talking about a movie.
"Drugs, sex.
The content is a little intended for matured audience.
It's PG 13, not R."
I think she needs to spice it up.
"I'm feeling horny right now."
(Noel laughs)
Send.
- Time for a twin.
(Noel laughs)
- I'm gonna create a profile on Tinder for my dad.
He needs to get back out there, you know?
- You do what you want.
I'm not sure if it's gonna work,
but take your best shot.
I'm gonna say no to Yvette.
I'm also gonna say no to Cheryl.
Oh my gosh.
I just saw one of my friend's grandmas.
(interviewer laughs)
I said no.
That's too close for comfort.
(Leona and Charlie laugh)
- [Interviewer] You're being picky.
- I'm very picky.
I mean,
I want him to find someone
who he actually genuinely likes.
- [Interviewer] Do you wanna see what he's been searching?
- No.
- Dad.
- Randi.
(Randi laughs)
Don't do that.
(Randi laughs)
No!
(interviewer laughing)
No!
- "Fuck your couch part two."
- Nah, hell no.
That ain't my shit.
- [Interviewer] What is that?
- This is a woman having some fun.
- God dammit!
God dammit.
How did they find that?
- He has three siblings.
He's the oldest brother
and they always like respect him and everything.
So I feel like if I mess with them a little bit.
- Uh-oh.
- I'm gonna ask his nurse brother
if hemorrhoids are a symptom of COVID.
(Noel laughing)
- Oh my.
- [Interviewer] Are you ready to swap with your dad?
- No, but I guess I will.
- Jesus.
(soft playful music)
- You got some text here.
- [Interviewer] Oh, she already...
She's got a bunch of texts.
- "Hi you. I can't this weekend.
I am free next Friday though."
- [Interviewer] Who is this?
- I don't know. It's just a number.
- I think I matched with him on Hinge.
- I just texted, "What's your name again?
Is it okay if my dad chaperoned?"
(Zahnae blows)
- [Interviewer] Where do you wanna look first?
- If I had to figure out how to use this thing.
I mean, we maybe can get somewhere.
- Got Bottom Feeders.
- [Interviewer] Oh.
This person's name is Bottom Feeder?
- Yeah.
"I think we have sexual tension
and we need to iron this out."
That's what he's saying.
"Lol. I think you need to get some jerg."
(Randi laughs)
"Think you need to get some Jergens
and iron it out yourself."
"Why are you being selfish with that good ass pussy?"
(Randi laughs)
- [Interviewer] Do you wanna call him
and find out who this is?
- Oh, my God.
What the fuck?
No!
- This is her BFF in college.
And some other folks that I don't know.
- [Interviewer] What do you wanna say to them?
- "I think I'm in love."
(Zahnae chuckles)
- [Interviewer] Say, "It's one of my dad's friends."
(Zahnae laughing loudly)
- It's one of my.
- I'm the only single one in my friend group.
So it really just,
I think this is bringing up concern.
- She said, "Oh fuck."
(phone ringing)
- You guys be pushing boundaries, dammit.
Oh my God.
- She's having a cow back there, aint she?
- Take my phone.
- [Voicemail] Please leave your message for-
- Don't leave a voicemail, please.
Hang up!
(phone beeps)
- What's up, Bottom Feeder?
- Oh my God.
Oh my God. - How you doing?
This is Randi's father.
Give her a holler back, yeah,
I got her phone. - No!
You don't have to do that.
- Okay, bye.
- Oh my God.
- I love you!
- No you don't!
- I keep losing her texts.
- Is it okay if I hold it?
All right. So in her Amazon account.
Wait, what is this?
- Oh my God, no.
- So this is her. Okay.
That's her Amazon account,
okay. - Okay.
- [Interviewer] So that's the thing she's ordered.
Click on the pink thing.
- Oh no! (laughs)
- I have no idea what this thing is.
(interviewer chuckles)
A rose flower for women.
What's a rose flower?
(Leona laughing)
"Multi-level, noise reduction technology."
I have no ideas.
- Mm-hmm.
- Ah, look like a sex toy.
- It's a good one, ladies.
- I have no...
These things are weird.
- All right.
(phone rings)
- Oh. It's the one that I told about the hemorrhoids.
Hello? - [Uncle] Hello?
- It's Zahnae. - [Uncle] Hello.
- Hi.
- [Uncle] Zahnae. - Yeah.
- [Uncle] How's your dad?
He's good. I think he's in the bathroom right now.
He's really worried that hemorrhoids are a symptom of COVID.
- [Uncle] No, no, no, it's not.
- [Interviewer] She's talking to your brother.
- Oh.
- [Interviewer] About you having hemorrhoids.
- Oh my goodness.
(Noel laughs)
- I think the hemorrhoids has spread to his penis.
- [Uncle] What?
- Yeah.
- [Uncle] He's gonna be okay, Nae.
- He's gonna, are you sure?
Okay, he'll be okay. - [Uncle] Yeah, he'll be okay.
- Okay. Thank you.
(Zahnae laughs)
- [Interviewer] All right, you wanna come back
in the room with your dad?
(soft playful music)
- So I see we learned some things about each other.
- [Interviewer] What do you think about
all the porn he was looking at?
- At least it was black women.
- Yeah.
Love that chocolate.
Love that chocolate more, that chocolate,
they just do something.
- This one you said yes to.
- No, I said...
These are people who you can decide.
No?
He's saying no to everyone too.
- It's interesting.
This dating app is very interesting.
- I know, he's like going crazy on Tinder right now.
- I mean, I'm looking at them.
But, you know, I'm saying to myself,
you know, honey, I'll kill you.
It wouldn't be fair.
(Leona laughs)
(phone rings)
- Hi.
(uncle speaking in a foreign language)
Jokes, jokes.
It was a joke.
(Noel speaking in a foreign language)
Joke.
- [Uncle] What joke?
- Hemorrhoids were a joke.
They aren't real.
I mean, hemorrhoids are real, but he doesn't have them.
- Everything's okay.
- Everything's gonna be okay.
I'm sorry.
- [Uncle] I just called your mom.
I just called your mom.
(both laughing)
And she panicked too.
- Oh, wow.
- (laughs) I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- I'll call you later.
(uncle laughing on the phone)
Okay.
(subtle music)