Never have I ever gotten mad at my husband for crinkling up the paper.
Today we are playing Never Have I Ever.
I have played this in college - usually
it was inappropriate questions (yeah)
with perhaps an adult beverage.
Yeah why aren't we doing that?
Not as family-friendly... (oh)
Today's a PG version of Never Have I Ever
Never have I ever peed in a body of water.
And I have video of it actually! That's true.
If you're holding this up right now I need you to explain yourself and you're
lying yeah I do not pee in a pool I think that's gross oh that's a body of
water you pee in the pool yeah oh I mean I have
is that as a kid for sure but like and you know anything now do you I mean
probably yeah you know it so cool sure no one ever knows well they know
now okay number two never have I ever been kicked out of a public place really
I mean I'm you know when I get kicked out
was it in New York it was in Vegas oh it was a she got kicked out of a pool know
where everyone was peeing by the way I was not the pool I did not mean that
most people were like I was asked to leave well Flo Rida it was a day party
and a pool all right Ryder was performing yes I
wanted to get close maybe with a group of friends maybe that was closer than
their bodyguards when it has to be we were asked to leave and this was four
years ago yeah it was recently also there were
like 40 people in this tiny little pool they're in there for seven hours every
minute it was nothing but P never have I ever worn Crocs
I wore them this morning were Crocs yes I actually don't mind it from we were
I'm not I'm I don't wear them like in public but I have I mean they're right
here somewhere never have I ever farted and pretended
it wasn't me I feel like having kids is the whole reason to blame your farts on
people just to blame your first Sunday that's why people have kids right never
have I ever woke someone up with my snoring what sorry I I wake him up a lot
daily um you wake me up more than ever with your snoring what is my storing
sound oh it sounds like this you're ready
thank you hmm it's hard to sleep through that it's like a weird creepy mumble
never have I ever dropped my phone in the toilet you've had some means so many
times and now that I have the honor box hold on wait what you pee in pools and
you drop your phone in toilets right wait why is this a big thing everyone
drops their phone in toilets like especially like the public ones because
if you're you know if you're going to the bathroom you have to take your phone
with you because you've been at dinner for like two hours you need to check the
sports scores yeah this is why but I have that OtterBox which is mostly
waterproof but then you're touching the OtterBox no I think I wash everything
afterwards let's move on this is why women live longer never have I ever
kissed a celebrity or a stranger how many kids or a stranger kissed a
stranger no like I I've tied like no I haven't so I'm gonna need to hear about
you madam what was the stranger what else I just I think there's a New Year's
Eve situation no I feel like maybe she just randomly made out of the do New
Year okay something to every day one never have I ever had a paranormal
experience really I feel like I see things I do I see like waves around
people I see like waves around people I was in college I fell asleep on my
parents couch in the basement I woke up and there was this weird lady breathing
like looking over me this ghost that went I may have been dreaming it but I
think I was awake it was maybe your mom no my mom wouldn't stand over me and go
never have I ever tried to cut my own hair
1 2 3 only a hundred percent okay like anytime you see me in the past with
bangs I've done it myself get really angsty and
like I need bangs right now and I would just cut them yeah and 100% of time
regretted it as everyone knows I care a lot about my hair then my wife you care
more about your guy than your wife what I just said I think you just said I care
more about my hair than my wife I care a lot about my hair then my wife what do
you think I was saying that I cared more about my hair that I care about you yeah
no no no okay
never have I ever forged my parents signature I was in third grade and I'd
failed a spelling test and if you feel that you had to see your parents had to
sign it so in third grade I thought I could do my mom signature and the
teacher pulled me up and she was like is this your mother's signature and I was
like uh-huh sure is in well not even close um mine was my senior year when I
told my dad that I needed him to sign something for a field trip and he was
upstairs and they said for them that is the lamest forge story ever I never have
I ever eaten a whole pizza by myself I mean yeah
broken up over two meals I've definitely taken down a little pizza okay yeah that
makes me proud of you never have I ever thrown up in public I threw up in the
front yard one time it was I had sown to drink but that wasn't why I threw up I
grew up because my friends bet me $300 that I couldn't chug one of those like
full gallon containers of pickle juice that was leftover from the big pickles
on their counter they bet me $300 and I said as soon as I get done with it am I
allowed to throw up and they said sure you can't and I shoved it all in about
15 seconds because I can chug really really well I'll show you if you want to
see like a glass of water and I projectile vomited I would have
hit Karen from here like it was it was like and I woke up the next morning
feeling great because I think like the pickled yourself to that I still haven't
been paid for that thank you so much for watching do you pee in pools like this
terrible gross human being that I'm married to I am never gonna go swim with
him in a pool ever again I'd say I do it every time I get in the pool I will be
in an ocean though cuz I feel like it's big and so right out thank you