hold on I'm fixing my pants very
important welcome everybody to another
video I pick the microphone but did I
piqued your interest uh no that's what
matters everyone's back hi everyone you
are going on a deep dive today yes we
are we are we watched Jenna and Julian
do this before jenna Marbles and her
beautiful boyfriend and she's beautiful
as well her video on that she's done a
couple of videos on it where and it was
really fun and we really liked it so I
wanted to do it as well with you cuz
you're my Julianne I'm I'm very curious
to see where we're gonna end up after
this is it gonna get weirder than globby
bananas so gross no I came back okay so
the idea of a Google deep dive or that's
what they called it basically it's a
reason to just go googling weird [ __ ]
and I don't know what to start off on
what's tickling your toes it's okay you
have long arms what's tickling your toes
Harry are babies why is my newborn so
hairy
haha oh my god could you imagine if a
baby like that came out of you you get
carpet burn Oh what's up he's going
straight to Kate I know that that has to
be edited they have to be that's pretty
good baby has obsessed with luscious
hair this is not 100% real that's how I
came out of the womb I came out the
[ __ ] drinking whiskey I was like some
hair on your chest
yeah look at this one I want a beard
like this baby's walking a beard that
didn't really lead anywhere
doesn't have to lead anywhere it just
needs to be weird well that's the cool
thing about deep dive is like one
question leads to another
and then before you know it you don't
know where you can't find your way back
you go into Wonderland and the type of
shoes to come home
is that Wonderland what or is that was
it of Oz same thing do bears have red
[ __ ] get bears have red [ __ ]
which animal is the biggest [ __ ] in
red dead bears book bugs bears are
[ __ ] useful info on bears bears book
books is bears like a brand anyone
wondering why I came up with this I had
a conversation with Bart's today where
apparently the Bears in days gone the
game have read [ __ ] yes I like it
ooh tapeworm pull the tapeworm out that
one yeah my god point eight meter long
tapeworm how do you how long is the
human intestine I want to say I want to
guess by how much do you think I'm gonna
guess 82 feet hey Siri how long is 82
feet in meters the answer is 24 point
nine nine meters how did you guess that
you got some sort of smart brain I'm
divided by three right I would say 55
feet my feet
oh just five feet I thought they were
super long in humans the small intestine
is about six meters or 20 feet long and
the large one is also together they're
25 feet it's not 25 meters but 25 feet
that's really underwhelming yeah I
thought I was gonna be able to like
bridge the gap across the world it's
like go from France to England just
whatever is boring I'm bored I did a
thing I don't know what I did search
that Wow
encryption makes the web more secure
three to four months I'm an anomaly I'm
much older than that you can harvest
them you can leave them in the ground
for three to four months yeah unless
they get blade Oh three to four months
in the refrigerator uh nice to get
blight how long do they stay in the
ground I know I wasn't in the ground at
all I was in my mommy how long should I
wait to dig up potatoes I never thought
I'd be more bored about potato facts how
how many people 1 million people yeah we
love our sports it was give us pods or
give us death it's all or nothing
potatoes are nothing wait is my font
[ __ ] this is weird
I know how to fix my font yeah this is a
good time to ask there's me back in the
day that's me
no it's you in the background searching
for that ass the average American man
measures five-foot 976 average Dutch man
is six foot 180 five centers get rekt
Americans it's this much taller than I
am
yeah everyone's tall everyone's taller
than I am
yeah we're not going to test it right
now no cuz I'm super tall so that must
mean that you're the giant how does that
they're not great Stanford psychologist
on the eret of avoiding [ __ ] like if
people are [ __ ] or he's just like
walking down the street like not looking
at people that look up at that go on
custom where people sunbathe they're
[ __ ]
oh yeah it's the future of sunbathing
and wellness future of wellness
sunbathing your [ __ ] there it is it's
an Instagram post for the past few weeks
I've included I have included sunning my
bomb and yoni
into my daily rising routine wake up
spread your cheeks and show the Sun your
[ __ ] I mean I'm sure it's nice like
get some more that warmth in there just
get a hairdryer what is happening wait
this is part 1 and this is part 2 this
is the same picture but edited
differently yeah that's the same person
oh yeah perineum sunning part 2 not now
sweetie I'm perineum sunning Google
don't even talk to me until I've had my
morning perineum something from sitting
over a pot of boiling water to steam the
vagina to sticking Jade eggs you know
where no I don't know where health calm
where are we sticking Jade eggs
wasn't there a celebrity that had like
wellness line that sold those Jade eggs
that you stick up your was a Gwyneth
Paltrow I think so
yeah cuz she's weird like that is this a
bunch of lights out son under holes yes
ah we can't show this that's a bunch of
booties in a mere 30 seconds you will
receive more energy from this electric
node then you would in an entire day
being outside with your clothes on
yeah so that's that's the thing they
think that like showing your [ __ ] to
the Sun supercharges you in comparison
to how much your skin can thirty seconds
of your [ __ ] being bleached by the
Sun it's better than a whole day outside
with clothes on yeah 30 seconds lights
on your butthole you'll receipt there is
this electric node yeah we call this
electric no because he's [ __ ] we're
going he's swimming his [ __ ] and then
related five things you definitely
should not be doing to everything what
five things should night not be doing to
my vagina wait I I feel like I can name
off a hundred things that I should not
begin to have vagina yeah [ __ ] on
corncobs steaming it Paltrow offers huge
raise first Oh
petrol yeah the V steam that sounds know
that stands for very steam so we this is
article what enough to do right yeah and
the V steam is what not to do so here's
this perineum sunning do it yeah all
energy electric node and then suddenly
it's like don't sunbathe your vagina I
like to give my vagina a little vitamin
D do you know but shailene woodley said
that she's the lady from Fault in Our
Stars but before you peel off your
bikini bottoms consider this your vagina
will get the exact same vitamin D
benefits if you pop a vitamin D
supplement and you want exposure
private's to an increased risk of skin
cancer sunbathing in general is not
great to do unless you like really like
protect yourself I'm very proud of
myself for not making a video man D joke
let's do it the vagina that's cuz I'm
big brain comedian boom I like to give
my vagina a little vitamin D do you know
also don't put sticky edibles into your
vagina as a general rule of thumb you
don't want to insert anything edible
into your vagina don't do sure vagina
that's what's killing the environment
people's [ __ ] through showing it
that the Sun and the Sun is like no
stuff and it's nice to burn it away and
kills us all I'm sure your ass'll ye
when I search perineum sunning Avengers
Josh Brolin cringes Ryan Reynolds out
with NSFW photo what can I see Josh
Brolin's perineum oh there it is oh he
shared it try this perineum something
that I've been hearing about my
suggestion is do not do it as long as I
did my poker hole is crazy burned I was
going to spend the day shopping with my
family and instead I'm icing and using
aloe and burn creams because the
severity of the pain I don't know who
the [ __ ] thought of this stupid [ __ ]
[ __ ] you unless I love you that's good
I'm gonna go out and tend my [ __ ]
tomorrow well you can't do it here well
here you could spend a whole year doing
it nothing would happen I'm gonna cloud
my [ __ ] okay there's a tick tock with
titties and now I want to see if it
actually works so you go from English -
we tested out all the Alexis stuff and
that works that's true where's French
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give yourself a [ __ ] these are titties
and then it says today's and then you
search it in French that says jeez you
can hear today's titties that's cuz I'm
big brain comedian named Simon Says ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha if you do
it to Alec's head breaks her you got a
sensor all of this I can't show any of
this we were just looking at asses yeah
this is a great ass time Oh her not to
show her floppy bananas super tight
jeans have you seen the thing when they
paint their whole bodies if they're
actually naked yeah naked paint body
body pate body paint can't show any of
this none of it
Oh do turtles breed with her butts
technically the term is called cloaca
respiration ha ha ha and it's not so
much breathing as it's just diffusing
oxygen in and carbon dioxide out but the
fact remains and turtles hibernate their
main source of oxygen through their
butts through its anus it was there
which animals breed though yeah but for
real which animals really uh you ever
think about which animals breathe turtle
sea cucumber has an air of respiratory
trees in its body to extract oxygen from
the water
see turd so I can fly nymphs anus acts
as gills underwater this is exactly
where I expected this video to be going
now that's a good skill to have to
breathe through your eyes yeah like like
you're a land animal but then if you go
underwater you just breathe through your
ass yeah face down ass up that's the way
I convert oxygen and carbon dioxide what
animal has the weirdest teeth no don't
go there
yes yes
don't put your dick in then no that one
the middle one oh I hate that it can't
be real you know it is there's a fish
with human teeth what yeah and it's
really really gross oh do you think it
has to get its wisdom teeth removed and
then it gets high on drugs he has
multiple layers - it's [ __ ] gross
really gross it looks like big beads I
want to eat this fish is he really
didn't like baked beans now I'm done me
and me and bay hanging out where did
they get this picture of me mm-hmm that
is not to scale yeah this really reminds
me of a subnautica thumbnail this fish
could eat an apple through a letterbox
no mail opening an apple through it
let's search like biggest spider I
already hate spiders that are like this
big when if you were to kill them that
you could hear them die like imagine
coming home with that was in your
[ __ ] ceiling for me it's that weird
thing where like if they get really big
then it's an animal it's not a spider it
yeah it just turns into a creature
that's when spiders are the size of cats
that's how you notice I'm just are
burning things down whoo whoa that's a
cute spider she has a cute face though
but he's a little spider that plays the
bongos I should play this hi he playing
Oh God
Oh what's happening there Oh toy spider
confusion coin fusing yes so weird
that's not a confusing perspective
that's really good engineering the
baby's face is right here oh I didn't
even see the edge but the baby's head
doesn't look like it fits the head
horse-girl yes
hey check it out my legs hi you want you
in pick me up I just want to be here I
just want to meow at you I don't want
anything else
okay well that does it for our Google
deep dive
I don't know if we actually dope that
deep when we were sitting down we were
like oh let's Google this and that and
then we sat down I was like wait we did
get better at this yeah owner skills
that's okay is it it's practice you can
give us some suggestions down in the
comments of what we should do next time
and what we should look over oh Jesus
Christ I will be on camera too don't
forget if you like cats smash like bebe
what's your send-off you gonna give him
a send-off you send office
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