[doorbell rings]
And now you know everything Albert Einstein knew.
Oh, hello.
Whatever brings you to our modest and totally real school?
Oh, cool your toots, fancy boots.
It ain't real till I says it's real.
Now, let's blast some school inspection music
and get this done.
♪ Yeah, boy, looking smart ♪
♪ Hitting them books Let's get it, study! ♪
♪ Yeah, boy, looking smart ♪
♪ Hitting them books Let's get it, study! ♪
♪ Yeah, boy, looking smart ♪
♪ Hitting them books Let's get it, study! ♪
♪ Yeah, boy, looking smart ♪
♪ L-L-Looking smart ♪
♪ L-L-Looking L-L-Looking smart ♪
♪ You say I should study harder ♪
♪ Glasses make my face Look smarter ♪
♪ Looking smart! ♪
Well, that's it.
You all failed.
How?
You failed to do anything wrong.
- You pass! - Yay!
Swellview Academy for the Gifted
is an officially licensed school.
Nice!
You'll get your two new students tomorrow.
- What? - What, what, what?
Yeah, rewind it back, what two new students?
There's a shortage of available space at gifted schools.
I got two kids that have been learning at a bus station
for the last month.
- Yuck. - Awesome.
I'm moving them here tomorrow.
Well, what if I don't take 'em?
Well, then I'm shutting you down.
[alarm blaring]
You shutting this place down, Toronto?
I don't know.
Are we?
Fine, we'll take 'em.
Then carry me out, Buster.
Whoo!
See you tomorrow!
♪ L-L-Looking smart! ♪
♪ L-L-Looking L-L-Looking smart ♪
So we find these kids' personal information
and then fill out an application--
Boring!
Schwoz, go get the memory wiper.
The new kids show up, we erase their memories.
- Bada boom, bada bing! - Do you have to erase it?!
I've told you ten times,
the Memory Wiper got destroyed
when you and Kid Danger fought Drex.
It's not going to conveniently get us out of things anymore.
[groans]
I know how we can get rid of these kids.
We get a chainsaw and a ceiling fan...
Chapa, no!
What's your deal? Why are you so scary?
A boy stole my cell phone.
- So buy another one! - No!
If your best friend got stolen, would you just buy another one?
Yes, my best friend moved to Dystopia,
so I bought four new ones.
Oh, love you, man.
I will get that.
Okay, according to the Big Book of Swellview Laws,
if these new kids agree to leave the school on their own--
Then Miss Shapen and her sleeveless goons
can't shut us down!
So we just make life as miserable as possible
for these new kids, and they agree to leave on their own.
- Good plan, Chapa. - And shockingly not violent.
You didn't let me finish.
We find out who they love the most
and then in the middle of the night--
- Chapa, please! - You were doing so good!
Come on!
[groaning] Oh...
Hurry up, they're coming!
Ray, I found this broken chair in the basement.
Love it. Explain?
We'll make one of the new kids sit
on this rusty, busted up thing,
and we'll make the other sit on this termite stool.
What's a termite stool?
A stool full of termites.
- Give it a sit. - No.
Eh, probably smart.
- So, I was thinking-- - Not finished.
When the new kids get here,
I am also going to use my powers to make stuff float,
and I'm going to use my throat to make ghost noises like...
Soup...!
Soup?
Ghosts love soup. They tell me all the time.
Good enough. Hey, where's Scary Bradshaw?
Uh, Chapa is hiding in the closet with a chainsaw.
When we give her the cue,
she's going to jump out and scare the new kids.
Like it, love it, I want more of it.
- What do you got? - I plan on living
with an open heart and a strong mind,
and I will remain like that
until the solution presents itself.
[sighs] Who made you this way?
The system.
I miss Henry. I miss Henry. I miss Henry.
- Mika. - Okay, don't be mad.
Yeah, see, that always makes me mad.
But, once I learned, these kids' names,
I'm going to enter their personal information into--
A supercomputer that will eat them?
- No. - Then I don't care. Next.
Okay, what are you gonna do?
Oh, I'm glad someone finally asked.
It's a test of strength,
just like any other test of strength
you'd see at a normal school.
[complaining]
You use this hammer to make Schwoz
go all the way up there to ring that bell.
Hello.
How is this going to make the new kids want to leave?
Ah-hah! You'll see.
Stranger approaching.
Okay, that's them.
Now, remember, whatever happens, we're gonna be really mean
- to these new kids. - Right.
[gasping]
Oh, why, Percy, it's our new school!
I'm sure we would love it so!
And we shall, Miriam.
We shall finally be happy here in our new school.
And it smells ever so much better than the bus station.
That's because there is a bathroom here, sweetie.
[gasping]
Anyway, I gotta go.
It's hump day, so there's free sushi at the gas station
and there's nothing like eating sushi in head-to-toe Bucci.
Deuces.