this video is cringe overload if you
guys have any protective gear I
recommend getting it out now this is
like a fatal dose of radiation like you
might feel okay at first but you will be
dead in three days a painful slow death
this is a guru from Poland now he does
this thing you guys may have heard of it
the power of visualization which means
like if I imagine hard enough getting
Oprah pregnant you know whatever that's
my life goal if you imagine it hard
enough it will happen alright let's hear
it there's a tiny bit of like a good
message in there where it's just like
you need to know what you want and oh
it's easier to get there maybe like you
gotta be focused so you're taking a very
practical realistic approach but you're
missing the point
it's act their point is this is magic
think about [ __ ] Oprah and she will
be in your bed someday it's like so I've
been thinking about [ __ ] Oprah for a
long time now and so far it hasn't
worked so Lucas Jacoby ak is a guru in
Poland and his dream his ultimate dream
is to be on The Ellen Show I don't know
what kind of dream that is but to each
of us is a you know our own and so what
he's done guys well let me just show you
because it's floored me personally and I
think you're gonna be shocked by this
let's have a look if you know Ellen
publish this link on our fan page you
posted on your site and for this video
to anyone journalists bloggers bloggers
who can make this reach Ellen basically
just spam to show everyone I'm making a
visualization level up and what I mean
by that is I'm begging all of you anyone
out there please spam this to Ellen he
essentially fakes getting a call from
Alan and builds a whole fake set hires a
bizarre-o broke-ass goofy-looking Ellen
look-alike and and orchestrates of this
huge show like he's on Ellen it's
bizarre
he built the same fact Alan is gonna be
freaked the [ __ ] out when she sees this
video she can't wait to meet you so
crazy makes this so candid like oh I'm
just it's all real this can be you guys
are you really selling it you're like
shaking your hysterics it's not real
it's just a [ __ ] it's just a sketch
this isn't a visualization level up this
is this is insane yeah this is actually
you're losing your mind
level up I don't know if that's a level
up that's what's happening call this a
kind of call this that guy just
emergency level up
in his mind he's like Ellen's gonna
watch this and want to invite me but
she's like clock my doors lock and close
the windows
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you actually instagrammed it is this a
fantasy anymore do you know this is a
fantasy think it doesn't understand the
concept of social media I don't think he
understands the concept of reality my
next guest is we will see each other for
the first time
well maybe not really he says the best
way to accomplish dreams is to visualize
them and he did something more
it is visualization to the next level he
was dreaming to be a guest on my show
can you [ __ ] believe this goofy Ellen
what is this look at this like chubby
broke-ass dollar store Ellen why is
there is a giant [ __ ] in the background
it's like a giant piece of [ __ ] in the
back corner
it's a giant human [ __ ] wait why did you
visualize that there watch this he
managed to talk Lady Gaga into taking a
photo with him he posted the President
of Poland in his studio apartment and
when nobody wanted to hire him he hired
himself okay so guys what you're
experiencing right now is he is showing
footage of the show that hasn't happened
yet you can move in time do you know how
time works
it didn't happen yet this goes here dude
this doesn't go here done doesn't work
like that
my guest came all the way from Poland
Lukas Yakov yeah
it's not the real Allen dude just chill
it's just some [ __ ] dumbass actor
whose hair you cut and died how should i
pronounce your name uh you can call me
Lucas but exactly zookas okay I will
stick to Lucas so you are a youtuber
yeah but the most emotive ational
speaker I heard you gave a lecture for
30,000 people at the stadium you must be
good at this this is the reason why I'm
here you're not dared you're not there
that's the reason why I'm here you must
not be good at it I don't know what that
means but it's embarrassing for you this
this is the weirdest thing that anyone's
ever done there's people did they eat
[ __ ] people like being [ __ ] in their
mouth and eat it didn't they puke and
then they eat that up
this is weirder than that yeah so I
heard you worked on this project for two
years actually almost free so how did
you manage to find an actress who could
be me and by the way batha is here with
us so welcome her with applause this is
getting murder wait what alright so okay
he's got this fantasy world where
they've already done this fake one but
this is the real one that's what they
were showing him on the screen too but
that shot is from this video by the way
bath is here with us so welcome her with
applause you believe this dude this is
like a psychological thriller this is a
motivation this is psychological
thriller same actresses sitting in the
audience watching this is the second
time they've met it's the real time
times are colliding worlds are colliding
what is happening
reality work the way you wanted when I
was young I had crossed eyes everybody
laughter and trust me I felt terrible
and this would be impact on my life and
one day I stood up and I said one day I
will show and I [ __ ] killed all of
them they killed all of them
30 kids they're in graves okay and let
me just remind you Ellen he looks he
turns to the camera let me remind you
Ellen that if you don't invite me on
your show I'll also find you because I
everything is possible because that's
strong I'm so happy down here sorry I
don't like these gurus their sister full
of such [ __ ] like you can it's anyone
can get anything they want
you're a living example that it's not
you're sitting on a fake stage dude you
don't get what you want
and we'll never have you on our show
ever people not everyone will ever get
what they want
yeah also he seems pretty unstable so I
think the best thing people can do is
the sooner they realize that they won't
get everything they want life the better
off they are I'm a guru by the way I'm a
girl right now what is it story behind
this photo why are you on crutches did
you break your leg
in 2010 I created a project on the
subject of equal rights to promote the
project I wanted to meet with somebody
who also fights for equality and I
decided on Lady gaga I also thought it
might be more effective if Lady Gaga
would see the face of the fool that flew
4,000 miles to meet her so I stuck
photos always
this is getting weird this is getting
creepy for lady gaga
small enough to get past security but
that could become large enough while I
was inside to get together a blow-up
resident balloon the plan was that I
would attach a letter to it pump it up
and throw it into the audience and the
audience will naturally carry to Lady
Gaga who after seen it went invites me
to meet with her okay so you stuck the
photo the balloon anything else yes yes
yes anthrax yes I put poison and poison
gas this is encouraging to Ellen right
like I was like okay so this guy's
insane I know that and he's also a
stalker he's creepy obsessed stalker
let's get him on the show let's bring
him out okay so did she invite you to
the backstage yes and no yes and no
sounds like a no sounds like no but I
took it as a yes
sounds like a security was called on me
and I was escorted out kind of yes but
no also the concert ended and I went to
the back of the venue and I was waiting
for two hours suddenly I saw a car with
a picture of myself I started doing a
jumping jack wave and to get her
attention and to my surprise she's like
it's creepy within creepy he set up a
fake Ellen show and inside that he's
talking about how he stalked Lady Gaga
these love there's levels to this [ __ ]
this is creepy inception
what about this photo that's was my plan
B just in case I went to the wax museum
thinking in the worst case I will send
photo with her wax figure you have
already won with me yes that's not cool
and one's not gonna look at this and be
like I want to hang out with this guy
what did you understand about that you
just told about how you stalked Lady
gaga
now you're showing a photo of you
breaking into her house and taking a
picture next to her [ __ ] bed as she
sleeps how is that endearing you to
Ellen and then what is the picture
supposed to say it like we just had sex
or I broke into your house no good
everything bad you know what I mean he's
unbelievable he's such a lovable
unbelievable not I'd love for you to
actually break into my house and rape
murder capture picture me in my bed
the real element would be like this is
wildly inappropriate dude you need to be
on dr. Phil not the Ellen show you'd be
getting a diagnosis right now what is
the story behind the interview with
Anastasia one of your favorite singers
when I was 17 I had a song about love by
Anastasia and I fell in love 15 years
later I read that Anastasia is coming to
Poland for a concert and I said to
myself oh my god I need to have an
interview with her it's gonna be so cool
when I saw her our picture during the
interview how did you manage to have
this interview because we know you did
Friday morning someone told me that
she's landing in Poland at 3:30 secret
Informer yes exactly
daugher your stalker via tickets from
Poland to Bulgaria and from Bulgaria
back to Poland as the same
you're [ __ ] creepy that's disturbing
there's something wrong with you you
should be embarrassed this is
humiliating Bera Singh this is dangerous
and possibly illegal
you just fetishize famous people and
stop them that's all you do dude does
inspire me and the fact that in your
mind this is going to amaze Allen is a
new levels of insanity she is scared of
you dude
if I was her I would be pretty terrified
that he found out what flight she's on
cuz how can you find that yeah he
possibly hacked into her email hate so
much oh yeah illegal illegal whatever
was it was illegal Lucas it's called
stalking but no Canyon is a criminal
offense but are you even in his fantasy
they're berating him that's just
rationalizing like doing something wrong
he's like she is admitting in his own
script right this is talking you know
it's criminal and he's like yeah but I
knew but I guess that just I'll still
get to talk to her which makes it fine
but I use that for two hours she will be
at the same aircraft as me yeah because
we won't be able to run from it it won't
be a ball it will be able to run from it
pretty and I will persuade her to do the
interview it was important to sit next
to her so at the check-in I said to the
lady I will be coming back in four hours
I would love to sit next to my friends
what's the name of your friends um new
Kirk anastasiya new Kirk your friend has
seat 1a I can give you two a yes dude
that's not funny that's criminal that's
so creepy dude the fact that you're
going and bragging about this is is so
disturbing that's that's so creepy
that's so wrong that is so wrong imagine
that that girl that he's talking about
if she watches this video
what he's done she'll feel dirty yeah
I'd be taking a hot shower when I
arrived to Bulgaria I didn't want to
seem creepy I wanted her to be
comfortable and I decided to behave like
this a coincidence I saw her we're not
creepy at all I won't be able to hurt I
said Anastacio what are you doing here
we met 15 years ago what the coincidence
it seems to me there are no coincidences
nope she even agreed to take a picture
with me with me and I was like Anastasia
but thank you Anastasia
but I have my own talk show my dream is
to have an interview with you
that's fate and finally said we needed
this turned into a light-hearted goof
but I'm actually very concerned about
this guy I mean this guy should be in
prison this is [ __ ] up I'm scared of
him and I'm scared that people that
actually look up to this guy he's just a
professional stalker and he's making it
like trivial and fun and cool and
charming but this guy found out what
flight she's on somehow went to the
stewardess lied about being her friend
and coerced her into putting him next to
her so he could be trap her for two
hours into doing an interview I mean I'm
gonna get like a pre-emptive restraining
order on her I think everyone in the
world she got a pre-emptive restraining
order on him I think if I was Alan I
would restraining order him I would
straight-up restraining order him maybe
have to take him out just to preempt it
I'll just take him off the planet see
Farley has the power to do that did Alan
push a button people disappeared and
she's the real kingpin I hope no one
actually finds this inspirational
because it's just it's creepy that's a
good point I feel like this is the wrong
this is a bad message and he's kind of
creating a community for these insane
people who think these kind of behaviors
are like normal and acceptable and he's
encouraging that one thing to be
persistent and yes try but you need to
understand social boundaries you cannot
[ __ ] creep on people like this like
this is goes beyond that this is a
symptom of a real sickness in this world
the fact that this guy has any fame at
all and that his whole message is just
being a professional stalker is really
disturbing that being said Oprah if
you're out there you know where to find
me I want to put a baby in you I want to
[ __ ] the [ __ ] out of you your large your
beautiful you're in charge I'll be your
little [ __ ] boy your little twink shave
my body I'll do whatever you want me to
do everybody get this in front of Oprah
and Oprah I'll be at your house tonight
like that's creepy but it's real Wow
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