- To Duo or to Don't-O - That is the question.
-(Together) Let's talk about that!
♪ (theme music) ♪
- Good Mythical Morning! - Welcome to the show digital super-duo
Anthony and Ian of Smosh! - Thank you, it's good to be here.
- Feels great. - Woo! Woo! Woo!
- Now you guys are a duo, we are a duo... - Yeah.
- ...and we have crafted a game. - What an observation!
- Let's play: - (Together) Duo or Don't-O!
- Okay, here we are in our uniforms. - Team Rhett and Link! T-shirts!
- We always come prepared with matching shirts. - I've always dreamed of wearing my own shirt.
- Alright, here's how it's gonna work, guys. There are six items here, we're gonna
let you go first. You're gonna choose a number then we're gonna choose a number.
Then you're gonna unveil your number because you're going first and you're
gonna have to decide if you're gonna Duo Together - or Don't-O
- Whatever is unveiled. - And if you Don't-O, then
- We have to do it. - We have to do it immediately and then you
have to do the number that we've chosen, blindly.
- Whew! - In every round, there's two new items.
- Alright. - There's really no winners or losers.
- I think we... - I'm starting to feel a little scared.
- I think we can Duo that. - We can Duo that.
- Yes you can. Alright, are you ready for! - Round One!
- Okay, you guys are the guests, so... - Uh huh.
- Choose away. But choose wisely. - Uhhh.
- Yeah, so i'm wondering if, is it like Christmas where you want the biggest
one? Or is it... - Like the opposite.
- ...the opposite. Don't want the big thing. - 'Cause you don't want the big thing.
- We'll probably go for the smallest thing... - Number three.
- ...which kinda looks like number three. - Number three.
- You know, I think just because it's easy to remember, let's just be logical,
and start with item number one. - That's shaped like a human head.
- We're not going to have to eat a human head are we?
- Ho!! - (Together) Eat me!
- What is that? - Duo or Don't-O?
- (Together) We're gonna Duo. - Yeah.
- Is that just kimchi? - Smells a lot like...
- (Stevie) It is kimchi. Together - Yeahhh!
- I like kimchi! - Hold on, before you start diggin in...
- Are you excited about this? - ...just a clarification. They have to eat it all, right?
-(Stevie offscreen) The entire thing. - (Together) What?!
- (laughter) - Well, I didn't get my vegetable fix, so.
Here we go. - Alright. We really have to eat all of this?
- You guys are so, you guys are so glad I like kimchi.
- I like kimchi too. - What is that, like, seaweed guts or something?
- It's like uh... - A lot of onions...
- It's drippy, apparently. (laughter)
- That's one thing in it. - It has like cabbage and some other stuff,
and it's pickled and spicy. It's a Korean thing, it's really good.
- I'll be honest, it kinda gets worse the more you eat it.
(laughter) -(Ian) That's a big jar.
-(Link) Alright, kill it. - On the bottom it gets down to a lot of peppers or something.
- It gets spicier the further down you go. (laughter offscreen)
- Oh it gets way worse! - Is it hot? It's hot, huh?
- Yeah! (laughter)
-(Link) You're crying a little bit. - I feel like I've been here for like two days.
-(Ian) That's literally like, that's barely any vegetables and all just a big mound of peppers.
- You got it. -(Anthony) This is a lot.
-(Rhett) This is the most fun I've ever had on this set. (choking/coughing)
- Nothing like watching other people eat food that they thought they liked and
now they don't anymore. - Just wait for your turn!
- I feel like this is a pretty tame one. - Alright.
- Alright, last bit. - Last bit! Cheers!
- Wait, look at that guys. All of that! (clapping)
- Pro-level, pro-level. -(Together) Cheers!
- Mine's a little... -(Link) Your colon is gonna love you later.
(laughter) - Alright good work, guys. Now
we need to unveil number one and we have no choice.
- We must Duo it. - You've left us no choice but to Duo this.
(clapping) Yay! -(Link) Oh it is a human head.
-(Link & Anthony) - Perform a duet from Grease. -(Ian) That's nothing!
- Actually, that'd be bad 'cause we don't know any songs from Grease.
- That's not a problem. - Actually, wait, it goes...
- There was, a-la-la-la-la-la woo woo woo! - We're gonna Duo it!
- Sandy! - Tell me about it, stud!
(snapping fingers) - ♪ (to the tune of "You're the One That I Want") ♪
- ♪ I got chills, they're multiplyin' and I'm losin' control 'cause the power
you're supplyin' (laughs) it's electrifyin'! (crew laughter)
- Better shape up! 'Cause I need a man.. ♪ - Yeah you do!
- ♪ and my heart is set on you (laughs) Better shape up, 'cause I understand... ♪
(crew laughter) - Oh wow.
- ♪ To my heart I must be true... -(Together) Nothin' left for me to do... ♪
(laughter) -(Together) ♪ You're the one that I want!
- You are the one I want! -(Together) Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
- Honey! -(Together) You're the one that I want!
- You are the one I want! -(Together) Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
- Honey! (laughs) -(Together) You're the one that I want!
- You are the one I want! -(Together) Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Honey! You're the one that I want, you are the one I want ♪ (laughter)
(clapping) - That was beautiful. My favorite part
was your nipple was just out the entire time. - Yep. Really?
- The entire time! Show the nipple off! (laughter)
- Oh! Woops! - Whoa, I don't know why I didn't notice that.
(laughter) - I'm sorry.
- If you got it, flaunt it! - It's just like it was in the movie.
- Yeah yeah, it's authentic. Points for authenticity. Olivia Newton John's nipple
was out the whole time. - Onto Round 2?
- Why aren't we changing?
- Round 2!
-Okay. Uh, we get to go first this time, okay? We get at least one round where we get to go first.
- I like the look of that flat big one. - Alright, let's go with how 'bout flat
but small. That sounds like good logic. - My lucky number is five.
- (teacher voice) That sounds like good logic! - We choose five. Alright, so pick your number, Smosh.
- So, remember they get to choose first so... - Yeah.
- ...if they don't like it then we. - Yeah we have to do it.
- We have the power. Don't we look like people who hold power?
- It's just random, let's just go with four. -(Rhett) Mind games.
- Sure, four. - Alright, so show us five but not four.
-(Together) Cake frosting foot massage -(Anthony) Ohh!
-(Link) Alright. Don't-O. - I don't wanna touch your feet today.
- This is a Don't-O for us. - Okay.
- So, we have to decide... - Who's gonna do what.
- Alright, are we gonna rock paper scissors? - Yeah.
-(Together) Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoot! -Ahhhh hahaha.
- Alright. Let's put on your foot. - I think you should take his shoes off, actually.
- Is that part of it? - Is that part of it?
- Let them do it the way they wanna do it. - No, I want him to take my shoes off.
(laughter) - You don't need both shoes off.
- Yeah he does, it's feet massage isn't it? -(Anthony) It says foot massage.
-(Link) Alright, foot. -(Ian) Single, singular.
- Get down on the uh, pillow there... (laughter)
- Oh gosh. - Alright, I'm gonna take my last bite
of this 'cause I know I'm not gonna wanna lick my fingers, I'm gonna
my fingers... - I'll take two.
(laughter) - ...but it's gonna have touched your feet, so.
- You may never wanna eat icing again. Now I mean like, big, like...
- Like that much? (laughter)
- Oh my god. - We are fulfilling a lot of fanfic right now.
(laughter) - Yeah.
- Ohh! Oh! Oh! It actually feels kinda nice. - Hey, eye contact please.
- Oh, you like that? (laughter)
- Don't do that! - I'm getting this in between.
-(Ian) Get under the nails, too. - A big clump for in between. Under the nails?
-(Rhett) I think you need to take your hand and put one finger between each toe. Like
you're grasping someone's hand. -(Ian) Ow, ow, ow that hurts!
- Oh, yeah!! (laughter)
- That hurts! - That's it.
- You've like broken my toes, my toes don't bend like that.
- (Rhett) That's the technique right there. - Alright, now eat it off.
- No, no. That's not a stipulation. - Uh, I don't think that's part of this.
- Not a stipulation. - This little piggie went to the cake store...
(collective groan) Ugh!!! - It's good, right?
- It's like subtley acidic icing. - Shall we see four?
- We have to do four no matter what. - No matter what, guys. Chug me.
- Chug me? What is that? - Is that beer?
-Sasquatch urine. -(Anthony) Apple juice?
- Wait, lemme smell that. Oh my GOD that's vinegar. - Liquid kimchi.
(laughter) - You can't do that!
- How much vinegar can a man drink? - Did you guys Google this?
-(Stevie) I think it's totally fine. Let's find out. - I think it's totally fine.
- Oh yeah, we don't do anything unsafe on this show. - How's your frosting sock?
- Well, much better now that I know that they have to drink that.
(laughter) - I feel great!
- From five, ready? -(Smosh together) Five, four, three, two, one. Chug! Chug!
-(Ian) Wait, I wanna hear them. (laughter)
- (Anthony) They're golden. - (Ian) I think they're making sure not to stop 'cause
then you realize how bad it is. (laughter)
(Rhett gagging) - I think I'm dying! I think I'm dying!
(laughter) - Your eyes are so watery!
- Medic! - Alright, from five.
- (Ian, quickly) Fivefour threetwo one! Chug! Chug chug chug! - (Anthony) They only drank like half before.
- I think Link's winning. - Yeah, Link's definitely winning.
- (Anthony) Oh! Oh! It was a tie! - (Ian) Yeah! Yeah! There we go!
- That's so bad! - I got chills, they're multiplyin'.
- I would definitely vomit. I would vomit one hundred percent.
- By saying "I would vomit" that doesn't help. (Link wretching)
- Nothing came up. (laughter)
- It's still down there. Alright. Round three! - I feel unwell!
- Round 3!
- They say that's a remedy, but I didn't remedy anything except the good
feeling I had before I drank it. - I just watched a guy with a wig on and a
guy with leather pants on chug vinegar, something I never thought would happen in my life.
- Alright, so you guys are up for the final round, you get to make the choice. The
power's in your hands. (pointing at #2)
- (Anthony) That thing's too scary. - (Ian) That's scary.
- So we're gonna... - Let's go with six.
- Six? - Yeah.
- (Ian) Alright. We're gonna go with six. - (Anthony) Shave an armpit.
- I did see Link's armpit hair. (laughter)
- That's impressive. - It's already showing.
- There's so much sweat in there too! (laughter)
- It's totally exposed. - I don't mind the shaving armpit thing,
but that prickly feeling afterwards? - Yeah, definitely not.
- We Don't-O. - Okay, Link I mean, I think you should do
this because your armpit's already out. I don't even think I can get to my armpit
with this little shirt on. - True.
- No. Rock paper scissors, just like they did. Nobody wants to get that prickly feeling.
(laughter) - Rock Paper Scissors Blam.
- Yeah. I think it's "shoot". - (laughter) Blam?
-Alright. Rock, Paper, Scissors, Rah!
- Yeah!!! - Aww.
(laughter) - Boom! I wanna keep these.
Look at all this hair. - (Anthony) That's so much hair.
- I'ma donate these to science, no I'm not, I'm keepin' this.
- I have so much less and I don't think you can get to it.
(laughter) - Can you hold that?
- Yeah sure I can do it. - Watch out now, don't get my skin.
(laughter) Watch out now.
- I am watching out. - I know but you're...
- Oh God! There's so much... (laughter)
- This is the greatest like, duo bonding moment ever.
- Whoa, whoa, you're SO close to the skin! Just shave it, gah!
- Do you need to get it wet first? - Oh, that feels nice.
(laughter) - Not complaining about this, can you do both of 'em?
- Rub it around. - If I let go of this shirt it'll spring
back up and fill the hole. (laughter)
- I got nothin' I can do man I am stuck like this.
- ♪ Nothin' left for me to do ♪ except ♪ shave your armpit ♪
- At any moment I may throw up a liter of vinegar also.
(laughter) That is a definite possibility. The whole time.
Ooh. (laughter)
- He suddenly got very quiet and meditative. - He looks so happy.
- I'm goin' straight to the pool. - I can't even get it all.
- This is messed up, man. - Man, this is so messed up, man.
- Aw, man. You're gonna feel so good for like two days, you're gonna be like "Ohh"
- Ow! (laughter)
- Ow, what? - That hurt, man.
- I'm pretending like I'm preparing for like an armpit surgery.
(laughter) - Alright, final touches here. Oh, gross man.
- How is it down there? - You know, it's not totally clean, but
it's as much as I'm comfortable doing. (laughter)
- Yeah, I'd say that's good enough. Good job. - That's pretty close.
- What do I do with this? I'll put it over on this one.
(laughter) - Alright, guys. So, you've backed yourselves
into a corner! The grand finale... - Re-enact a scene from Titanic!
- Aw man, we're pros at that! - We've done that!
- We've done that! We'll do that! - We've done this before!
- Can I clean my hands first? - And I don't think Rose would have a frosty foot.
- I like how you already chose to be Rose!
- Hello Jack, you've changed my mind. They said you might be out...
- SHHHhhhhh. Give me your hand, Rose. Close your eyes, go on.
Now step up. - Do I still have to keep my eyes closed?
- Yes, keep your eyes shut. Step up to the railing. Keep your eyes CLOSED...
- Okay. - Don't peek, don't peek.
- This is very dangerous... - Don't peek! Your line is "I'm not"
- I'm not! - Step up on the railing, put your one
leg, yeah. Okay. What's in your mouth? - My hair. (laughing)
- Rose... - Wait, I'm supposed to be flying...
- Hold on. No. Hold on. - Okay.
- Hold on. And keep your eyes closed. Do you trust me?
- What's my line? I have my eyes closed. - Well you can peek at the line!
- Okay. I trust you! - Opens Rose's...Alright, open your eyes...
- (gasps) I'm flying, Jack! - Come Josephine in my flyin' machine,
go up, she goes up, she goes! Hold her arms...
- Nip slip! (crew laughter)
- I had a nip slip, Jack!
(clapping) -Alright, that was weird. And that's coming
from a guy wearing this. (laughter)
- I'm not sure who got it worse, probably, well, I don't know.
- I think we can all agree there were no winners for this game.
- Nuh-uh. - I do agree. (whispers) Now you say,
"You know what time it is." - (Together) You know what time it is.
"Hi, I'm Janelle!" "And I'm Mikayla."
"And I'm about to get married!" "But first, it's time to spin -"
-(Together) "The Wheel of Mythicality!"
- Thanks to Smosh for bein' on the show! And you guys have a new show on your
second channel, what is it? - It's called Put It In My Mouth.
- Yep. - We're gonna be on that!
- Yeah we are! - Be on the lookout!
- Also, get the Smosh movie, the DVD at Wal-Mart and stream it on Netflix. Do both simultaneously.
- Woo! - Yeah!
- Yeah that was good, man. - Click on Good Mythical More we're gonna
hang out with these guys. - I could still vomit at any moment, sorry.
Eulogy for someone who died stapling. - Oh, beautiful.
- (country accent) He was a good man, he loved assembling things and securing them together.
- I told him to stop. I told him to stop staplin'. - The staples are sharper than anyone
would have ever imagined! - Right.
- But you know what, he died doing what he loved. - He did love it.
- (Rhett & Link) Stapling.