Poor Toph, she must be so scared.
You think you're so tough?
Why don't you come up here so I can smack that grin off your face?
I'm not smiling.
I can't believe we gave up our tickets
and now we're going through the Serpent's Pass.
I can't believe you're still complaining about it.
We can take 'em three on three.
Actually, Toph, there's four of us.
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't count you, you know, no bending and all.
I can still fight!
Okay, three on three plus Sokka.
Pathetic.
Of all the avatars I've worked with, you're by far the worst.
I know that's only one other avatar, but still.
[screaming]
The stars sure are beautiful tonight.
Too bad you can't see them, Toph.
[grunting]
From now on, we do whatever it takes to find Appa.
Yeah, let's break some rules!
What's this?
I don't know.
I mean, seriously, what's with you people?
I'm blind!
Sokka, the arrow was on Appa's head.
This is his head!
Why are feet coming out of it?
Those are his horns.
I haven't seen him in a while, okay?
It looks just like 'em to me.
Thank you. I worked really--
Why do you feel the need to do that?
Don't you see what she's doing?
She's just playing with us.
She's not even trying to win this fight.
Not true. I'm giving it my all.
You're trying to keep us here and waste all our time.
Um, right. I think your friend just said that genius.
And since you can't see, I should tell you I'm rolling my eyes.
I'll roll your whole head!
You were tossing me around like a rag doll all day long.
I know! And I'm an old lady.
Imagine me in my prime, ha, ha!
I would have destroyed you!
[laughing]
Aang needs a firebending teacher.
We can't think of a single person in the world to do the job.
Now one shows up on a silver platter and you won't even think about it?
I'm not having Zuko as my teacher.
You're darn right you're not, buddy.
Well, I guess that's settled.
I'm beginning to wonder who's really the blind one around here.
There's a factory and re-education facility not too far away.
How do you know that?
Bolin used to work for Kuvira.
How did you end up dating the kind of dipstick who works for Kuvira?
Watch it, Toph!
I am not Toph! I am Melon Lord!
[laughing]
Who are you?
My name's Toph because it sounds like tough.
And that's just what I am.
Wait a minute, I sound like a guy,
a really buff guy.
Well, Toph, what you hear up there is the truth.
It hurts, doesn't it?
Are you kidding me?
I wouldn't have cast it any other way.
At least it's not a fly and bald lady.
There it is!
[trumpets sounding]
That's what it will sound like when one of you spots it.
The plan right now is to follow Appa's lead
and get some sleep.
Of course, we could have gotten some sleep earlier
if Toph didn't have such issues.
What?
We're trying to get there before my wife, Ying, has her baby.
Great, we can travel through the Serpent's Pass together.
The Serpent's Pass? Only the truly desperate take that deadly route.
Deadly route? Real pick Sokka.
You're blind compared to me.
Ah! Uh!
Suki, are you okay?
You have to be more careful.
Come on.
Thanks for saving my life, Toph. Hey, no problem, Sokka.
Everyone into the hole.
It's so dark down here.
I can't see a thing.
- Oh, no! What a nightmare! - Sorry.
So, how have you been, mother?
I told you never to call me that.
Aang, I found these nuts in your bag.
I figured you wouldn't mind.
And besides, even if you did,
you're too much of a pushover to do anything about it.
As a matter of fact, I don't mind.
I'm happy to share anything I have.
You know, I'm really glad you feel that way
because I also have this great new nutcracker.
Actually, I'd prefer if you didn't--
That's an antique, handcrafted by the Monks.
It's a delicate instrument.
It's not the only delicate instrument around here.
So, basically you're saying that
everything I've ever accomplished has been pointless?
And I thought Beifong was grumpy.
I'm the original Beifong!
Get ready to push.
One, two, three. Push!
[screaming]
[baby crying]
It's a girl!
So, you want to go see the baby?
Or are you going to faint like an old lady again?
I assure you the fire nation cannot penetrate this wall.
Many have tried to break through it but none have succeeded.
What about the Dragon of the West? He got in.
Well, technically, yes.
I think she looks cute,
like that time we put a sweater on your pet poodle monkey.
[laughing]
Good one, Star.
Let's go, Toph.
No, no, that was a good one.
Like your poodle monkey.
[laughing]
You know what else is a good one?
[screaming]
Sokka, Long Feng is in control of the city.
His conspiracy with the Dai Li is too powerful.
I think we should just keep flying and leave this horrible place behind us.
I'm with Sweetness.
I've seen enough of Ba Sing Se, and I can't even see.
The king is having a party at the palace tonight for his pet bear.
You mean platypus bear?
No, it just says bear.
Certainly, you mean his pet skunk bear.
Or his armadillo bear?
Gopher bear?
Just bear.
This place is weird.
[music]
[laughing]
Wow, you look beautiful.
Don't talk to the commoners, Katara,
first rule of society.
Another crab puff, please.
You found us.
I know your little footsteps anywhere, Twinkle Toes.
Ah! Toph, aren't you going to get ready for the day?
I'm ready.
[music playing]
[screaming]
Why won't you trust me?
Gee, I wonder.
Was this guy your boyfriend or something?
What? No!
I can tell you're lying.
We're finally leaving Ba Sing Se, worst city ever!
Good job, Twinkle Toes, visualize then attack.
Uh! Ah!
Maybe you should take your own advice, Toph.
What's the matter? Can't handle some dirt,
Madame Fussy Britches?
You need me and I will never turn my back on you.
Sokka, you really do have a heart.
Really does have a heart, doesn't he?
Uh!
Toph got us money.
He scammed one of those guys in town
who moves the shells around all sneaky like.
She used earthbending to win the game, classic!
Ah, so she cheated?
Hey, I only cheated because he was cheating.
I cheated a cheater.
What's wrong with that?
I'm just saying, this isn't something we should make a habit of doing.
Why, because it's fun and you hate fun?
[music playing]
The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young, blind girl.
Sounds to me like you're scared, Boulder.
The Boulder's over his conflicted feelings
and now he's ready to bury you in a rock-a-lanche.
Whenever you're ready, The Pebble.
[laughing]
Did I mention that I'm an incurable prankster?
I don't do that!
That's not what I'm like!
And I'm not a woman!
[laughing]
Oh, they nailed you, Twinkle Toes.
[laughing]
I have a surprise for everyone!
I knew it! You did have a secret thing with Haru!
Well, look at you, Buster.
Now that your firebending's gone,
I guess we should call you The Loser Lord.
I am The Phoenix King. Uh, uh.
Oh, sorry. Didn't mean to offend you Phoenix King of Getting His Butt Whooped.
Yeah! Or how about King of the Guys Who Don't Win?
Leave the nicknames to us, honey.
It's another one of her tricks.
There's a giant hole in the box.
How is that a trick?
It's not.
It's the real deal.
Ah!
[dramatic music]
I am the greatest Earthbender in the world!
Don't you two dunderheads ever forget it!