("Funky Hornblower" by Warner / Chappell Production Music)
- Alright.
McDonald's rejects Burger King's McWhopper stunt.
What an (bleep).
- So, Burger King wanted to be a super nice dude about it
and decided to approach McDonald's to make a McWhopper.
- "Burger King proposed a day of peace."
I did not know they were at war.
- "McDonald's quickly rejected the idea
"by Wednesday morning."
That's so sad.
Rejection hurts no matter who you are,
even if you're the Burger King.
- I think it's an excellent idea to mash these things up.
- So what we're gonna do today is,
we're gonna take a Big Mac and we're gonna take a Whopper,
and we're gonna mush them together,
make the McWhopper that we were supposed to have.
- So you've got your Whopper here,
which has that perfect charbroiled taste,
you know, they're famous for, the grill marks.
- The ideal thing you wanna do here
is make sure you don't have too much bread in one place
and too much meat in one place.
You have to get it nice and even.
- [Voiceover] I'm gonna keep the middle bun,
just because that's what makes a Big Mac a Big Mac.
- And then you've got this cute little friend right here.
- [Voiceover] And we'll take this apart.
- Okay.
- (laughs) It's been McWhoppered.
- I really hope I don't poop my pants after this.
- Aw, man.
Lord Jesus, I'm sorry for destroying this vessel
you have created.
- This is what we could have had, McDonald's.
You ruined this for us.
- Here I go.
- No.
- Oh!
- It's so good.
- Why isn't this a real thing?
- Taste's like carbs.
Love it.
- Messy but delicious.
- It's probably a lot of calories, but hey,
you're getting double the veggies, so.
- I think if I was really drunk I would eat this.
- If you, like, drop this off a roof onto a person's head,
I really actually think you could do some damage.
It's like four pounds.
- This is a win, right here.