you know how obsessed I am with your
early work I mean one of us has to be
yeah all those guests how do you this is
something you and I never talk about
yeah how you meet like the most famous
most current most relevant people night
after night after night does that ruin
anything for you like can you like still
go to the movies and just go oh like it
kind of marvel at all the wonder all the
glamour all that you just these are just
people that you work with every day
Timothy Shyamalan and this guy and this
girl and they're all just well not all
of them all of them you know sometimes
I'll get like you yeah you I you know
I've been a fan of yours ever since we
were both boys how long have you been on
television now like how many years 39
and that's all of them right there was
no television before that that's yeah no
I'm sure whoever did it was Carson
um 11 or 12 or something like that and
yeah that was I was a nervous wreck
you knew even then to be nervous about
being on Johnny Carson yeah I I
completely understood what it was I mean
I would watch the show and I knew that
it was live or at least live some parts
of the country and and that I was
standing behind that curtain and like
here it comes I'm about to be exposed to
the world and like I can't you know
there's no other take and he he said
ladies and gentlemen my first guests a
young young Joseph Bateman and then I
you know I made a foolish guess to to
call him Jack I thought that would be
really funny I seek to correct him right
okay thank God no you don't want to sass
Johnny no no idea
yes that night remember Sammy Davis jr.
was on the show in a huge he was the
lead guest I di did not go up before
Sammy no clear there was barely enough
time for me I was deep third did you get
to talk to Sammy yeah I did some story
about about breaking up with a girl I
was I was an early dater and and he
dedicated a song to me something about
more fish in the sea or something oh
really
sang a song Tina Davis jr. sang a song
to you yeah it was pretty cool such a
remarkable life and now it really has
been immortalized for me anyway on my
favorite Instagram account and I'm not
texting with someone right now I'm not
not being rude I'm just trying to figure
out how this damn phone works you don't
have a clip of that show to you nah no I
don't but what I do have is everything
jason bateman the Instagram account that
I look at every single day because they
feature is this a gag this is not a gig
you know about this website I'm always
texting you pictures from it oh you
don't know whether to me from is that is
that where Amanda gets some of those
that's where your wife gets this yeah
right you take a look love it okay what
do I have to do here then I'm not doing
I don't know I think who the hell is
that I don't know who this man is
[Applause]
now we're gonna have 12 people working a
cell phone just coming out of my time we
won't clip it all out of the beat so
perfect enough in your life yeah let's
talk about game that well for God's sake
yeah and Ken what are you doing now in
this this was not breathing the whole
staff up on stage time I'm told we're
having a technical problem all right get
out of here we don't need the stupid
phone let's get back to you and you're
alive now suffice it to say we would
have seen some delightful photographs
and we all would have had a great deal
of laughter at Jason's expect what is
the name of this everything Jason
Bateman every day these people know this
aligns rows of you there's I don't
believe that but there was there was a
there was a not a gay porn site a gay
hub a hub called Jason Bateman calm
really run from which you had to go to
multiple gay porn sites follow that's a
family show but this is know what I went
and did was when I purchased the site
the domain name well I mean did you get
to keep all the videos or they I
somebody told me about this you know
somebody like yourself yeah right hey I
don't know if you're aware of this I
said is it a gag they go no it's real so
I researched that and I said well I
guess I better grab that domain yeah
right yeah for sure why they would pick
me I does the one I do you do when
thinking gay and you're thinking porn
you think Jason baby you do maybe miss
ballet
you're going you think gay starts with
the J instead of a G I don't know I
don't know what it would be
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