- HEY, MARTHA.
- YOU'RE A BUNCH OF LITTLE SCHOOL GIRLS.
- YEAH, WE REALLY ARE.
WE'RE UP TO NO GOOD.
WE'RE UP TO MISCHIEF AND-- ARE YOU PUTTING GLASSES ON?
- I'M PUTTING GLASSES ON. I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING ANYMORE.
- NO, YOU BETTER WEAR GLASSES,
'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA USE ELECTRIC DRILLS.
- I'M PUTTING THESE ON.
BECAUSE YOU HAVE A LOT OF IDEAS IN YOUR HOLIDAY ISSUE,
YOUR MAGAZINE--
- SO MANY.
- SO MANY IDEAS, AND YOU'RE GONNA HELP US WITH SOME TODAY.
- AND ON THE WEBSITE TOO.
YOU CAN GO--YOU CAN ACTUALLY LEARN HOW TO MAKE THESE TODAY.
- TREES? - YES.
YOU'LL PLANT THEM FIRST.
- THESE--THESE ARE LITTLE--
WE'RE GONNA MAKE THOSE LITTLE REINDEER.
- ARE YOU CLEANING YOUR GLASSES--
- I JUST HAVE SOMETHING-- I JUST WANTED--
- YOU'RE USING MY SWEATER TO CLEAN YOUR GLASSES?
- NO, MY PROTECTIVE GOGGLES.
- I JUST WILL SAY THAT I'M VERY SCARED.
I'LL JUST SAY THAT RIGHT NOW.
- OH, OKAY, WELL, I WOULD THINK YOU'D KNOW HOW TO DO EVERYTHING
AT THE FARM.
- SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- OH, I JUST THOUGHT SHE--
- NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. I KNOW HOW TO DO EVERYTHING.
- YEAH, I THOUGHT YOU KNEW HOW TO DO EVERYTHING.
SO THIS IS A DRILL, OKAY? A CORDLESS DRILL.
OKAY, NOW PRESS THIS LITTLE THING, AND IT GOES LIKE THAT.
- YEAH, IT'S SO MUCH FUN.
- AND NOW THE WHOLE IDEA IS NOT TO GET IT ON YOUR HAND--
THIS OTHER HAND.
SO YOU HAVE TO HOLD THIS SECURELY.
- OH, MY GOD, THIS IS A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.
- YEAH.
- I ACTUALLY PRE-DRILLED.
YOU CAN JUST DRILL THEM A LITTLE BIT MORE.
- THANKS. - JUST TO GET--
- YOU KNOW, I HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU,
BECAUSE YOU HAVE THIS THING-- - OOPS.
- OKAY. - LOOK AT THAT.
- NOTHING'S WORKING.
- THAT'S NOT GOOD.
- NO. - I NEED A PRE-DRILL.
- MARTHA, I JUST HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
YOU KNOW YOUR THANKSGIVING SPECIAL
WHERE YOU WENT INTO THE CRANBERRY BOG AND STUFF?
- OH, YES. OH, IT'S SUCH A FUN SPACE.
HAVE YOU EVER DONE THAT?
- [laughs] SURE, YEAH.
UM, I WATCHED THAT SPECIAL, AND IT RUINED MY THANKSGIVING
'CAUSE IT WAS SO-- YOU WERE SO BRILLIANT.
EVERYTHING YOU DID WAS SO PERFECT.
IT LOOKED SO GORGEOUS THAT, AFTER MY MOM AND I WATCHED IT,
WE SAID, "YOU KNOW WHAT?"
- LOOK AT THIS.
SHE'S DOING IT. SHE'S DOING IT.
- OKAY, NEVER MIND.
- I'M TRYING TO LEARN-- - ANYWAY.
[laughter]
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU KNOW, EVERYBODY CAN DO EVERYTHING
IF YOU JUST THINK ABOUT IT.
- LOOK, SHE FIXED HER OWN DRILL JUST NOW.
IT BROKE, AND YOU FIXED IT. - I DID.
- MARTHA? - OH, JESUS.
- SO THEN THESE HOLES ARE FOR YOUR LEG.
OH. - UM...
- I GOT A PROBLEM.
I GOT A PROBLEM.
- TURN ON THE DRILL, AND--YEAH, SEE?
- WAIT.
- ALL RIGHT, WELL, IT HAPPENED TO HER TOO.
- SAME THING. TURN YOUR DRILL ON, BUT HOLD THAT.
AND THEN TURN-- - OOH.
- THEY TOLD ME YOU KNEW HOW TO DO ALL THIS STUFF.
- WE KNOW HOW TO DO NOTHING.
[drill whirring]
- NO, THIS IS SERIOUS.
I WORRY ABOUT YOU.
- FIRST OF ALL, MEAL PLAN, MARTHA.
CAN YOU MAKE ME A MEAL PLAN FOR CHRISTMAS?
BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ONE.
- WELL, HOW ABOUT FETTUCCINE WITH MUSHROOMS?
- HOW ABOUT THAT?
- HOW ABOUT GOING TO A CRANBERRY BOG
AND PICKING SOME CRANBERRIES?
[laughter]
- THEY'VE ALREADY BEEN PICKED.
DON'T DO THAT AT CHRISTMASTIME 'CAUSE THEY'RE ALREADY PICKED.
- ALL RIGHT. - SEE, LOOK, YOURS LOOKS GOOD.
OKAY, YOURS LOOKS GOOD. - ALL RIGHT.
- AND YOU CAN USE-- - LOOK AT MINE, MARTHA.
- YOU CAN USE TWIGS FOR ANTLERS.
YOU CAN USE TWIGS. OR YOU CAN USE--
- MARTHA--MARTHA, LOOK AT MINE.
[laughter]
I HAVE A THREE-LEGGED REINDEER.
- IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS? - YES, I THINK SO.
- YEAH, I THINK IF YOU TURN THE HEAD THIS WAY.
- THAT'S MORE LIKE A SATELLITE. - OH.
THAT'LL DO IT.
- YEAH, THAT'LL HELP.
- CAN WE MOVE OVER? - THERE.
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE TO SOMETHING ELSE.
- SO NOT SO HARD, AND IF YOU WANT TO MAKE THEM MORE SECURE,
YOU JUST HAVE TO USE A LITTLE HOT GLUE, OKAY?
AND PUT IT DOWN IN THE HOLE SO IT HOLDS IT BETTER.
AND THEN YOU CAN MAKE A LITTLE TABLEAU.
LOOK, JULIA, THIS IS FOR YOUR CHRISTMAS TABLE.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SERVE ANYTHING IF YOU HAVE THIS ON YOUR TABLE.
- IS THAT FOR ME?
- YES, YOU CAN TAKE THIS WHOLE THING HOME.
- YEAH.
- AND IT HAS THESE LITTLE LIGHTS,
AND ALL--AND THEN PUT A LITTLE BIT OF SNOW.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE SNOW IS? - SALT.
- BATH SALTS. - EPSOM SALTS.
- EPSOM SALTS.
- YEAH, SO IT'S--YOU KNOW, YOU CAN TAKE A BATH--
- TAKES THE PUFFINESS OUT OF--
- YOU CAN TAKE THAT IN THE BATH WITH YOU.
TAKE THE WHOLE THING IN YOUR BATH.
- THAT'S RIGHT.
IT FLOATS IN YOUR BATH.
ALL RIGHT. - LOOK HOW PRETTY.
- YES, WE KEEP MOVING ON.
WHAT ARE WE MAKING NEXT?
- OKAY, CAN YOU?
- LET'S GET TO THE MOST DANGEROUS SAW OF ALL.
- ALL RIGHT, OH, YES.
NOW, WHO'S USED ONE OF THESE RADIAL ARM SAWS?
- YOU HAVE. YOU SAID YOU DID EVERYTHING.
- I HAVEN'T DONE-- - THESE ARE NOT SO HARD.
- [gasps] DON'T TURN IT ON, MARTHA.
[screams]
[saw whirring]
- AND EVEN THOUGH WE HAD TO DO THIS--
[laughter]
I STILL CAN'T GET A HUSBAND, JULIA.
- YOU CAN'T? - I CAN'T GET A HUSBAND.
I KNOW HOW TO USE RADIAL ARM SAWS AND EVERYTHING.
- WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU.
I CAN'T HELP YOU.
I'M STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
HOW TO GET INTO THAT CRANBERRY BOG, SO...
- OKAY.
- BUT THIS IS A VERY HANDY TOOL TO HAVE.
IF YOU--EVERYBODY SHOULD HAVE ONE AT HOME.
- OKAY. - WE MIGHT AS WELL TRY IT.
- YOU DON'T HAVE ONE AT YOUR FARM?
- NO, I DON'T HAVE THE FARM ANYMORE.
- DON'T TURN IT ON AGAIN. - OKAY, THERE.
HOLD IT THERE. NOW YOU HOLD--
YOUR HAND STAYS HERE. - WAY BACK HERE.
- THIS IS WHEN JOKES GO BAD.
- ALL RIGHT, AND THEN YOU SQUEEZE IT.
- [screams] OH, GOD.
[saw whirring]
THAT IS REALLY A SCARY THING.
- I WOULDN'T--I WOULD NOT EVER--
- AND SHE LOOKS VERY PROFESSIONAL.
[cheers and applause]
EXCELLENT. EXCELLENT.
AND SO THIS IS WHAT--
JULIA, THIS IS THE OBJECT. LOOK.
- OH, LOOK AT THAT.
- WE'RE MAKING THE WREATH... - OUT OF WOOD.
- YEAH, OUT OF LITTLE-- - A WOOD WREATH.
- THESE ARE LIKE THE TRUNKS OF THE TREES THAT YOU'VE--
- VERY CUTE. - YOU HAVEN'T USED.
AND YOU JUST GLUE EVERYTHING ON--
- THAT YOU'VE GROWN FROM SEEDLINGS.
- YES, OF COURSE. - YES.
ALL RIGHT-- - AND YOU JUST USE THE HOT GLUE.
AND THEY GO ON RIGHT LIKE THAT.
AND YOU JUST KEEP GOING AROUND THE ENTIRE--
- THAT'S ADORABLE. THAT'S FANTASTIC.
- I CAN THINK OF AT LEAST 100 USES FOR THIS.
- I--OKAY, WELL, MAYBE SOME OF THEM
YOU SHOULD KEEP TO YOURSELF, BUT YEAH.
[laughter]
- 'CAUSE THAT'S A LOT.
MARTHA, YOU BROUGHT SOMETHING FOR EVERYBODY.
DIDN'T YOU? - I DID.
AND BECAUSE I'VE BEEN SO INSPIRED
BY YOUR 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS--
IT'S JUST SUCH A GREAT IDEA--
THE HOME DEPOT, WHERE ALL THESE FABULOUS TOOLS
AND ORNAMENTS AND ALL THESE-- OH, THE TREE, THIS TREE.
THIS FANTASTIC TREE COMES FROM--
ARE GIVING $200 TO EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE.
[cheers and applause]
- ALL RIGHT.
- PEOPLE LIKE THAT.
- YEAH, THEY LIKE IT.
THE HOLIDAY ISSUE OF "MARTHA STEWART LIVING"
IS CURRENTLY ON NEWSSTANDS.
FOR MORE INFORMATION ON WHAT YOU SAW TODAY, GO TO OUR WEBSITE.
AND WE HAVE ONE MORE CRAFT.
WE'RE NOT DONE.
ONE MORE CRAFT WITH MARTHA, RIGHT AFTER THIS.
[cheers and applause]