Today we're walking a mile in a celebrity's shoes.
Let's talk about that.
( upbeat music playing )
Good mythical morning.
Celebrities do the darndest things.
Yes, they do.
Like capitalize on their brand
and maximize profits throughout various business ventures.
Huh. Including shoes.
- Yes. - Footwear.
Zapatos.
- Kicks. - Whoa.
Toe boats.
- Sock houses. - Oh, my.
Walkie things at the end of your pants.
Turns out celebrities sell a lot of those things.
- Yeah, they do. - And we have bought
some of those things, but can we guess
whose celebrity shoes are whose?
Hmm! It's time for...
( music playing )
Okay, here's how this is gonna work.
We will be presented with a shoe out of this box.
We have a robotic leg... ( chuckles )
that will come out of here.
It's amazing, it's so lifelike.
I'm not sure that's what that is.
- Oh, we'll find out. - Okay.
And there's a shoe, and then we have to match it with a celebrity.
The celebrities we will be choosing from
- include Katy Perry. - Yeah, good.
- Jess-- Oh, you want me to say of them too? - Yeah.
- Jessica Simpson. - Carlos Santana.
- "Fer-gee." - Blake Shelton.
- Fergie. - "Zen-die-uh..."
- Zendaya is how to say that - ...otherwise known as Zendaya.
- Yeah, Nelly. - Dolly Parton.
- "Rhi-enna." - Yes.
- Now... - Rhianna.
...the person who gets--
Now, we're gonna do our typical thing
where we make our choices
with these little picture things that we have.
- Here's RiRi. - And then we have,
- after we've gone through all these rounds, -
we can do a switcheroo round.
You can switch any that you want. Don't get so--
- You'll get lost in RiRi's eyes, man. -
I know it can happen.
- You know, but you just... - Sorry.
Yeah. But then, after that...
-
This is about the feet. This is about the other end of the body, man.
We're gonna identify shoes and then we're gonna switch 'em around at the end.
And then the loser has to actually eat cheese
that has been grated with a Ped Egg
- that I think Ellie used. -
Right? Ellie... yeah.
Ellie used the grater on her feet,
and then she used it on cheese. Okay.
Let's get started with round one.
( camera shutter clicking )
( mechanical whirring )
- Whoa, there it is. - Oh. Look how lifelike it is.
Well, it's shoe-like.
Can we... can we...?
It does feel like a robot.
How do you take a shoe off?
- Do you have to unbuckle? - There's a buckle here.
- Now, this has got Santana written all over it. - ( mechanical whirring )
- ( laughs ) - Right off the bat.
No, it doesn't.
This is denim.
I know what... ( sniffing )
Does Santana make women's shoes?
Why you smelling it?
You trying to identify the material?
Smells... smells like Santana.
Smells like a robot leg.
All right, I'm getting a Katy Perry vibe
right off the bat.
Just because the very high heel.
That's a stiletto.
I don't know if it is.
Now, listen,
I have been to Dollywood, right?
And she has a kind of a Western sort of feel,
- and this is... - Oh, so you don't think this is ironic Western?
No, this is jean material
and then leather material.
I went into several gift shops at Dollywood.
Dollywood's a great place.
You should go if you have time
and you're near Gatlinburg.
- I love Dolly Parton. - Hmm. I'm saying
that this is Western, but I just think it's ironic.
That's a Dolly Parton shoe.
( camera shutter clicking )
Link: Robot foot activate.
( mechanical whirring )
( imitates whirring )
- Sounds like a robot. - Yeah, it does.
- Shoes. - Boots! Oh, now...
Now you're second-guessing your Dolly Parton right off the bat.
We were talking 'bout that "restern"-- Western wear...
- and iron... - "Restern." Western.
irony, and now we're, like, in full boot mode.
Man, is this ironic Western wear
or is this legit Western wear?
'Cause now I have the power of the Parton.
The power of the Parton.
You no longer have
the ability to Parton.
Do you think Blake Shelton
would make women's country boots?
Ooh, that is a-- yes.
"Hey, baby, Gwen loves 'em.
- Man, that is a good point. - I've changed Gwen's whole world, man.
It's so ironic that we're together.
Now, it's all fake and it's all for marketing for both of us,
but we have a real cool kind of love.
We're nothing alike.
- We find nothing interesting..." - "That's shared.
- "We share no interests," is what you're trying to say. - "No shared interest at all.
- "We find nothing interesting together." - No, what I mean is
we don't find anything interesting.
- Oh. - We've experienced so many things
that nothing's interesting for us."
"We've made each other bored
with all things."
I think this is Jessica Simpson.
Yeah, Jessica loves a boot.
And I love it when she loves a boot.
And I don't think Blake Shelton would do this.
- He'd be like, "Nah, y'all." - I've said it before
and I'll say it again: Jessica, I like your boots.
"I'm not gon' put jewelry on my boots."
The only other option for me is Jessica Simpson
if this isn't Dolly Parton, so I'm going to agree with you.
-
Link: I see more than a robot leg,
I see a robot torso.
( mechanical whirring )
Oh, I don't even need to untie it.
( babbles )
- Well, this is... - You don't need to...
- Untie it. - ..."Zen-die" it?
This is just a classic boat shoe.
It's a woman's shoe
that Nelly--
I could see him in a commercial like...
♪ I'm getting shoes up in here ♪
♪ So buy them off the shelf ♪
♪ For girls ♪
Don't you think you would've seen that commercial
- and enjoyed it? - Yes.
'Cause when he did that stuff with Cheerios,
I was all about that.
- Right. - I started buying Cheerios left and right
when Nelly started talking about 'em
- with the bee song. - Right, Rhett's got a room.
He's got a Cheerio room now, thanks to that.
This is a Katy Perry shoe, man.
How could this not be Zendaya?
You...
- It's playful, - Yeah.
it's winsome, it's talented
just like her.
Just like Katy Perry.
Yes.
- Beep. - Little too much top of foot for Katy.
( sputters )
( camera shutter clicking )
- Link: Shoe appear. - ( mechanical whirring )
- Oh, that one didn't want to come through the hole. - Oh, that one had trouble.
Yeah, we gotta work on the program.
Hi. Isn't that a nice wedge?
This is size 6 1/2, I can see
'cause that's still on there.
That's tacky. Let me get rid of that.
No, it might cover up something.
No, it doesn't, it says just "6.5" and it's clear.
Oh.
The zipper!
It's a low-quality shoe
'cause the zipper doesn't work.
Let's pull the whole leg up. Like the whole...
- Woman: Ow. - ( mechanical whirring )
- Oh, the robot said "Ow." - Oh.
Are you okay, robot torso and leg?
- Woman: Yes. - It's got a voice box.
Man, the budget for this show is really out of control.
Stop reading the comments.
- Okay. - Okay.
Give me a little love here.
Now, that's fake.
If this was Dolly, it would be a real raccoon.
You know what I'm saying?
But it would be living.
It would still be alive, of course.
- She wears living... - It would be a baby.
- raccoon... - It would be a baby raccoon
- ...on her feet. - that you then raise as a pet.
Fergie or Rhianna?
I'm pretty confident about this because, now--
But this almost like-- this a little bit of like
a Coachella-ish thing, you know?
It doesn't look--
I'm gonna be real about this.
- But it looks a little cheap. - It's got a cheapness.
- So I think maybe it's Fergie. - Oh, gosh.
I've always been a big Fergie fan,
but I think it's the accessibility.
She's a little cheap in a good way.
You know what I'm saying.
- Yeah. - It's like-- yeah.
Let's just call it "affordable."
No, let's not.
That didn't come out right.
Let's just call it "approachable."
Yeah, I already did that.
Yeah, "approachable."
Rhianna,
she's got a lot of mass appeal,
and if you wanna have mass appeal,
you can't use real... raccoon.
You gotta use fake raccoon.
Rhianna likes to wear a lot of different fabrics together
in things, I have noticed that.
I'm gonna-- I notice a lot of things about Rhianna.
Pretty much what I do first thing every day.
- Time to notice things about Rhianna! - ( Link laughs )
"Honey, come in here and help me notice things about Rhianna."
No, she doesn't help.
( camera shutter clicking )
Link: What the crap?
No.
This is a bedroom shoe?
- Is that an owl? - That is an owl.
Again, Dolly would have a real owl head.
( laughter )
This is not a Dolly shoe.
It looks so sad, look at that, like...
Well, it's dead. It's a dead owl.
- I mean... - It's a decapitated owl on the front of my slipper.
And the owl fur is lining the inside.
We've already used Katy Perry.
I was actually thinking Dolly 'cause...
No.
It seems... so silly.
"I spent some time with Miley
recording that last little thing on her album.
Did a voicemail on her album that she put on there
and she did not ask me for permission to do that."
- Really? - I know a lot about Miley's new album,
basically is what I just revealed.
I think it's great.
I gotta go with Dolly right now,
especially after the voicemail, thanks for that.
Uh... I think Zendaya
is trying to separate herself from her Disney roots,
so she's not gonna do a stuffed animal on a shoe.
But Fergie is trying to, you know, remain relevant.
- And accessible. - "I'm not old, y'all.
I put owls on shoes.
I'm approachable, a little bit cheap."
( sputters )
- Oh. - Sorry. Sorry, Fergie.
-
( mechanical whirring )
Oh, we can't even get this whole one out.
- Oh, my goodness. - There's more boot.
Whoa, it keeps going.
- Really keeps going. - Oh, it goes back that way too?
Yeah, I don't know if we're gonna...
- We might... - Now, there's a zipper here
that you can't see from this angle,
but it only goes that far.
It doesn't go all the way up the boot.
I might dislocate the robot's joint.
Oh, my gosh.
We'll just bring in the repair man.
- ( mechanical whirring ) - Oh, gosh, look at that thing!
Ooh, it's like catching a limp leopard fish.
Is that something you've got experience with?
I reeled in limp leopard fish.
Yeah, it's already dead.
I think we can sauté it.
Me and Blake Shelton gonna sauté.
- I think Blake can do this. - ( sputters )
- Man, Blake... - That's a long...
"I want a long boot,
and I want it to have leopard skin.
And I want it to have a little bit of a zipper action down here,
not a lot of zipper action.
Don't want to spend all my money on zippers."
Now, because we've put it on a robot,
I don't know how high this goes.
Is that over the knee?
Or is that knee-high?
I mean, that could go all the way to crotch,
depending on your height.
( laughs ) Yeah, it could.
- Fergie's pretty short. - Yeah.
She's shorter in person than she is on stage.
Yeah, this is about a full Fergie leg.
A lot, you know... ( laughs )
So... there's a lot of camera tricks they do.
- But, Rhianna... - For music videos.
I mean, I still have Rhianna here.
I don't know, I immediately--
I don't know, I kinda thought Fergie.
Yeah, but you don't have a choice and neither do I.
Rhianna can wear anything and make it seem cool.
- Flip-flops... - So it's not about is this cool or not,
because, I mean, if Rhianna's leg was in it,
- It becomes cool. - it would be cool.
- Totally. - But right now...
That's one of the things I've noticed about her.
...it's just a flaccid, tall boot.
You're really fixating on that part of the boot.
It's so floppy.
( chuckles ) You said, "flaccid", "floppy,"
and "limp."
So I'm just gonna say Zendaya.
I didn't...
I know you're wrong about that.
I could be right about RiRi, though.
All the men are left on the table.
Okay.
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Okay, Stevie, tell us how many we each have right.
Stevie: Link, you have one correct.
Ooh. Congratulations.
That is not good.
- Oh. - Stevie: Rhett,
you have zero correct.
- ( sputters ) - That is even worse.
- Okay, so now we have - Ah!
a moment to make a change.
So what did you get right?
Right off the bat, I'm gonna make...
- a bold assertion... -
that... Jessica Simpson...
is not at play here
because Blake Shelton does indeed
design women's boots.
I'm gonna go with, just, you know,
just everyday street smart kinda situation.
It's a boot, it's Dolly Parton.
This looks Jessica Simpson-ish.
I think she would do this.
I don't think Dolly Parton is at play
in this situation.
I was just obligated to do that.
I think Katy Perry does the owl foot.
- Um... I agree with you. - I think...
Katy Perry does the owl foot.
Which makes Fergie do the sporty shoe
'cause she's so sporty.
No, I do believe that is Zendaya,
so I'm not changing that.
But I gotta put somebody on the denim.
I gotta put Dolly Parton there I guess.
- Dang. - Rhett: Uh-huh.
- Yeah, that's right. - I might've really done a boo-boo.
- Is this Rhianna? - All right.
Hold on, hold on, and I think the last--
I am locked.
The last thing I'm gonna do
is I think that you were right about Rhianna
and I think that...
this makes no sense but I'm gonna say that that's Zendaya.
All right, we are locked.
Stevie: Okay, let's find out who these shoes belong to.
So the first shoe, the denim one,
is Daya by Zendaya,
women's Melrose dress sandal.
Ah.
Really?
Wow, that's a tasteful shoe.
Who's the boot?
Stevie: The boot is Carlos, by Carlos Santana.
Oh, I was so close!
- Not really. - To having a guy design a boot.
I just picked the wrong guy at the last second.
Rhett: Okay.
Stevie: The third shoe is Nelly's Apple Bottom
Women's Leona Comfort Boat Shoes.
- Dang, Nelly! - Nelly!
I knew I loved those shoes, man!
But I said that I didn't.
Stevie: The fake raccoon shoes... ( chuckles )
are Fergie's Omega Women's Boot.
Okay, so that's the one you got right.
I just got a point.
Stevie: The fifth shoe is...
Katy Perry's.
- Ah. - Both agreed.
Oh, you won because the last shoe we both agreed.
Who is this?
Stevie: That's Jessica Simpson's shoe.
- Ah! - Jessica Simpson
takes it all the way to the knee.
Congratulations, Link, you got, how many? Two!
- I got one. - Whoo!
You have to eat the Ped Egg...
cheese in "Good Mythical More."
Go ahead and take a whiff.
- Foot cheese. - Oh-- oh, gosh!
- That's real, isn't it? - Oh, foot cheese from Ellie's foot.
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