- Wine and cocktails,
two of the things I love most in the world.
Like I can't deal.
I don't know how you're gonna make either of them better.
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- Wearing my special drinking watch.
Can you tell what makes it my drinking watch?
- Uh, the fact that it is always five o'clock.
So end of the Workday.
- Yep.
- Do I like wine?
No.
But I'm apprehensive, no, I'm eager to try wine cocktails.
- Recently made sangria, so - so good.
So I'm hoping we get some nice fruity red wine.
- Oranges, lemons, the whole lot.
- Whole lot. Bit of brown sugar, bitta brandy,
bit of ice.
- Aww - Aww, gorgeous
- Stunning
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- Such a Slush, wine and beer cocktail mix.
- Oh
- Wine-beer cocktail mix.
- Smell it, smell it.
- Touch it.
- Oh my god, it's hot.
- I know, this is Christmas.
- Is this mulled wine?
- What's it smell like?
- Smells nasty, that's what it smells like.
- I forgot the smell of that.
- It smells Christmasy, but this package deceives me.
- Yeah.
- Combined entire mix with one bottle of red or white.
So the whole thing goes at one bottle.
- Oh, it's kind of pink.
- Yeah. It's like a thing you'd stick
a lollipop in as a kid.
- A cool way to drink wine.
Well, if I had a holder I wouldn't be complaining.
- With a mug
- Look at that!
- Yeah
- I change my mind, I think I might be a red wine bitch.
This is unbelievable.
- Oh, that's fucking rank.
- Just like medicine, medicine.
- Jesus Christ
- Do we have to spit this out afterwards?
Is that the proper etiquette with wine cocktails?
- Hmm (burps)
- Oh my good lord, Jesus
- It's so good.
- It tastes like medicine, coffee syrup.
Horrible. Warm.
- I feel like I could drink this every morning
instead of my regular cup of tea.
- So this is like comfort on another level.
Isn't it?
- I have never taste anything in my life
- I feel like just pouring it over my own head
rather than drinking it.
- I kinda feel like I could nurse this for like a while.
Is that, is that what you were hoping for?
- Everything and more.
- So much nicer than mulled wine.
- Yeah
- It's so much nicer
- Than sangria.
- Oh so it lingers in your throat
- I'd say if you like mulled wine
you could cope with this
but I don't.
- Don't even add any wine or water to this.
Just eat this.
Get a spoon, sprinkle this
over your cornflakes in the morning
and have wine instead of milk in your cornflakes.
- It's like something your ma would force you to
drink when you're sick as a kid.
- There's very few things in life make me speechless.
Like, I'll tell you that.
And this, I do not know what to say.
This is honestly, I, this is one
of the nicest things I've ever had
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- I don't want to give this back.
- Nah, I'm finishing this.
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- I feel fancy now.
- First of all, this gets a thumbs up already
'cause it's in a wine glass and also it's chilled.
- Oh, it's cinnamony or isn't it ci-cinna-min-y
- It smells like Coca-Cola.
- Oh, it does a bit.
- Is there a correct way to hold a wine glass?
- So my French friend Sophie says by the stem
otherwise you heat up the wine
and don't make it good anymore.
- Getting fruity, blossoms at the edge
of my esophagus.
- Tell me more.
- Is there Coca-Cola in this?
Ah, yes
- It smells like fizzy cola lollies
- If it's cola and wine it just reminds me of
my time in Spain and I'm gonna like.
- Now. I like to sip with the bottom lip.
- Okay
- To enhance the roll of the liquid on my tongue,
so let's go for it now.
- Go
- Oh, wow, taste that
is that just wine and Coke?
- Hmm
What do you think?
- Um, hold on.
Num num num num (chuckles)
- Oh, easy to drink.
- Yeah. And diet Coke normally sucks.
- Oh, I love that.
Is that red wine?
- Oh
(gargling noise)
- Oh, I like that technique. Oh yes.
- It smells really nice.
I think it smells better than it tastes.
- Okay. This is I'm going to drink this.
And just pretend I'm drinking drink wine.
Drinking drink wine?
I drink a drink wine.
- I think I'm a big fan of it,
but it has a bit of cimmanin
cin-, I can't say it.
- No, you're okay. I know what you mean.
- Cimmamin. Cinnamon. Yes.
- This is too easy to drink.
It just tastes like slightly strange Coke.
- I'm going to drink this and pretend I'm drinking only
red wine to look sophisticated.
But it'll be actually full of Coca-Cola.
- I like it. I like it.
Very like what'd you think?
- Yes, it - I'm normally not a wine drinker
as I said previously.
- This is like what a teenager would do to wine.
- Yeah. That was like a breakfast wine.
This was like a gaming wine.
- I'm a bit drunk already.
- You see, this thing, it doesn't slow you down.
- I'm a-
- Genuinely, I'm buzzed. I really am.
- Yeah
- Whoever made the last one
needs to be put in that little barrel
they made it in
and rolled down the flight of stairs.
This, on the other hand,
- Yeah
- Coca-Cola and wine. Tell me more.
- I wouldn't go out and proactively make it.
But if it was handed to me, I'd be like
yeah.
- Even though it is the easiest
wine cocktail possibly to make.
- I'm gonna be like a wine mom
and I'm going to be "uh hey kids"
But it's going to be Coke.
- What do you mean you don't wanna do ballet?
(burps)
(both laugh)
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- Some kind of fruit juice because it's cloudy
- Hmm
- maybe orange, mango, something like that.
- I will tell you the fruits that's in this.
- Wait wait let me
- I can smell already
- Every time we drink something that's slightly yellow
we say it's like piss. Whew.
(laughs)
- It fucking smells like it though
- Is it rotten?
- Oh, I don't like the smell of that.
- Oh, that does not smell like you would expect it to smell.
- Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh my god. Okay.
- There's a bit of pineapple in it.
I can tell 'cause I love pineapple. I love pineapple.
- I used to have a toy when I was a child
that smelled like this.
That's what it's bringing me back to.
- I think we just let the taste buds.
- Yes.
- The taste buds figure this one out.
We're gonna crack this mysterious code.
Oh, I feel like I didn't even put it in my mouth.
I can just taste it by breathing in near it.
- Yeah. There's no kickoff.
There's pineapple juice in it.
I'm familiar with that flavor.
- Definitely. Pineapple.
You're dead right there, Ted.
- Yeah, but the rest of it is horrible.
- No, I'm still going to drink more of that, but no.
- God, it fucking hit the back of my throat.
It's like, it's like, he gave us to
a warm hug, a soft hug, and then a punch in the face.
- Yeah.
- Whatever he's mixed with this.
Not a fan of it.
- It's nicer than the, it's just my favorite so far.
- Really?
- Maybe it's called a stargazer
Cause if you drink this, you like fall backwards.
And then you look at the stars.
- Or you drop it on the ground.
Look up to the sky and think,
"what the fuck am I doing with my life?"
(laughs)
- [Producer] Chardonnay, rum, a drop of vanilla--
(gags)
(laughs)
- Oh, I'm so glad this glass is here.
- Chardonnay, oh!
- My favorite!
- A Chardonnay! No, I drink it everyday!
I'm such an idiot.
- I think maybe they perfected wine when they-
- They just, they got it so good.
- Yeah. I think you don't need to add anything to wine
unless it's just hot water and some wine sherbet.
- I still, prefer the other one's a lot.
This one's "meh"
- I'm just trying to hold it down.
This is doing something to me.
- One. Two. Three. Go.
- Ah, yup. Sally.
- It's weird. I keep taking sips,
but I'm not particularly enjoying it. It's just the kinda
thing that you, you know, get at a party for free,
and you're like, "Oh yeah, free drink."
- [Producer] Is it very strong?
- It is, there's a kickoff.
I'm fucking drunk.
- It's so much better.
It was nice to have a tasty drink.
- This is my second favorite.
- The other two.
It's like, well, won't get any awards, but I'll do it.
This one is just like, not going to win any awards
and you're not even invited on stage.
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(burps)
(laughs)
Sorry.
- Oh, this is coffee.
- I don't like coffee.
I don't like-
- I want you to just know like what did it have to do?
- It looks like an oil spill
- And it's warm and I just, Oh, Oh
- Only since lockdown I've been drinking
a lot of coffee. I don't like it.
- It's going to be bad. Out the bin.
Then I'm gonna try it.
- Alright.
- Oh, oh, oh, oh.
- Fuck me... twice on a Tuesday.
Oh, that's nasty.
- Nah, I'm sorry.
- Ah, fuck sake. Oh. What is wrong with Russians?
- Yeah, I don't like it.
I can't even handle that.
I couldn't even put it in -
- My body is making noises
- Hell no.
- After the previous one we had which was this
it was sweet flavor, and lovely.
- I'm sorry.
Zero percent of this is good.
No redeeming factors.
You are not making it to the next round.
- It's in the bin, but I can still feel the
disgusting vomit in my tongue.
- Will I take a good gulp of it?
- Have a go mate, you do it, you're a hero.
- I don't want to mess with my morning routine
by having this at night. Do you know what I mean?
Like I want to have my coffee in the morning.
- I would have that in the morning if I had a problem.
- You're just going to waste some perfectly good coffee,
wine, and vodka. Just drink all of them separately.
Don't mix them.
- Jeez. That was a gulp.
That was, that was a gul-.
(laughs)
- Fuck me. No. That's the last of that.
- That's the face of a "bleeeh"
- Coffee for breakfast, vodka for lunch,
wine for after work.
(bubbling noises)
- I made bubbles with it 'cause I don't like it.
- What about it is bad?
All right. Alphabetically?
- Yeah.
- Chronologically? Like...
- How long you got?
- Oh, you did it.
(laughs)
- Is this the kind of thing that one Russian dude did
And then he was like, "yes, this is the Russian coffee."
- Oh yeah.
It's a Russian guy who definitely had an Irish coffee
and said, "I've gotta make this worse."
- This is, this, this could've been a nice,
side dish to a pasta or something.
Or, you know, a morning, wake up call.
And now it's just...
(blows raspberry) ya know?
- Yeah
To confer that (blows raspberry)
- Pineapple was the best.
Worst, there's so many. What can you can pick from.
The rest of them was all the worst for me.
- The powder was the best.
Just eat the powder. Just genuinely
there was nothing bad about that.
Get a spoon.
- Stop your whining...
and drink...
alcohol.
- It's wine time, motherfuckers.
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