chelsea handler was on pierce morgan's
program and they had
an uncomfortable moment take a look how
do you spend your life when you're not
working
what will your life here be this week
what will you do well i am working this
week
where do you go what do you do well i
have to come here and tolerate this
nonsense and then i have to it's
nonsense it's designed to flog your talk
i know i'm gonna go do a book signing at
target in westwood and then i go on the
road every weekend and perform live
stand-up comedy
and do book signings and uh you know
that's it
i'm just i'm a workhorse i'm a
workaholic you tweet
very amusingly i wish you did
i mean in the middle of the commercial
break i want your viewers to know you i
mean they must know because they're
probably following you on twitter
i mean you can't even pay attention for
60 seconds
you're a terrible interviewer well you
just weren't keeping my attention
well that's not my problem yours is your
problem this is your show you have to
pay attention to the guests that you
invited underneath
they're interesting enough yeah they uh
listen it doesn't matter how interesting
i am you signed up for this
show well maybe that's why your job is
coming to an end
wow that was a wonderfully awkward laugh
at the end
um uncomfortable uh so now a couple of
things about the story i'm annoyed at
how most of the people are reporting it
like they weren't kidding around like
really there's no mention that they were
kidding around
when they were and if you read all that
stuff in print you're like jesus
sounds so harsh right and they don't put
the laughter in there so you watch the
tape
and obviously they're kidding around
right but the second part of it is
i hate those kind of jokes i i like i
don't even like roasts like you know how
everybody loves the roast now comedy
central is a roast for everything like
soon they'll actually literally roasting
chicken
anyway okay sorry i just came up with
that on the spot
okay uh but like they they're vicious to
one another
and i don't enjoy it like oh haha and
and they get they get into it man i just
watched like
20 minutes of one the other day when
they were roasting uh what's-his-face
james franco right and they
no way they're not pissed at one another
after that right
because they say like jokes that are
totally real
low blows that and they hurt because
they're true
right like if sarah silverman's there
and aziz ansari does a joke about how
she hasn't freshened up her materials in
five years sarah silverman was like
that's definitely true okay so like
i don't know it makes me uncomfortable
and chelsea handlers jokes there
well whatever right i don't i didn't
enjoy that and
look i don't know if i'm randomly bitter
at chelsea handler right because we've
talked about that in the past
but i don't find it funny i mean i think
that roasts can be done properly right
so there are low blows that you can
probably avoid taking
i love laughing at myself so like every
once in a while on the show
when you no oh if we did a roast of you
you
would hate it there are certain things
that are off limits okay
thank you thank you i respect sometimes
you make fun of me on the show and i
like it
i laugh at myself i have a sense of
humor
you do you do okay
money savings as a viewer no no you do
you do but
there are limits to it and that's the
thing about rose is that they go beyond
the limits right
and so the way chelsea handler handled
that and by the way and so in the parts
that she was only half kidding
like she was probably annoyed that
pierce morgan checked her phone
during the break why are you like the
pope we can't take our eyes off of you
for a second
okay miss chelsea handler wow he checked
the tweet during the break
who cares by the way i do that all the
time yeah and who gives a
i don't know i'm not a big fan of
chelsea handler and not a big fan of
that kind of comedy
but probably i'm in the minority you
know a lot of people like her and a lot
of people love the rose ha ha hi
you're a dirtbag i got you i don't know
for the record i'm totally indifferent
on chelsea handler like i don't care one
way or another
but it was so obvious that that exchange
was not
serious she was not really angry
so the media was just looking for like
ooh like some drama
yeah all the headlines were uh chelsea
handler tells peters morgan no wonder
you got cancelled
come on dude have some integrity i mean
bounce of reason so anyways okay there
in
but the final ruling is they're both not
guilty correct okay
are we not first