this guy's gonna get a manslaughter charge
this guy can't even breathe
death
death by smoke inhalation
oh my God, that is so funny
oh my God
I wonder who do you blame, do you blame the bomber, the boat, or do you blame mercury?
damn
the smell
hey!
you guys high?
a little high?
Man- huh?
Alfred- you're a little high cause of the smoke?
Man- smell like...
Alfred- yeah, bro
hey, I'm gonna be filming over there, you guys going to go fishing?
Man- yeah, I'll remember you
Alfred- I'm gonna catch you guys, show me some fish on the way back!
People- all right
all right, guys
that was pretty funny stuff
see, that's what you need, you need a good smile in the morning guys, to start the Chit Show!
over here at Black Point Marina, guys
well, good
morning, good morning, my friends
my name is Alfred Montaner, and you are watching the Chit Show
it's, guys, it's kind of early, it's kind of early, I'm actually waiting
right now for the park
to open up, so I can
pay for my permit
so that I can film
the boat ramp, so
we're here at Black Point Marina, those that haven't seen the Chit Show, guys
it's basically
you know, here boat ramp commentary, see what happens at the ramp
I'm right now in a little section
that I call Chit Show live
which, people just sit here throughout the afternoon, and watch people
do crazy things at the dock, uh nice day which, people just sit here throughout the afternoon, and watch people
do crazy things at the dock, uh nice day
it's a little windy
we're expecting a cold front in
one or two days we're expecting a cold front in
one or two days
t's about 70 degrees right now, and
some of you guys have never seen what's behind here
see if you go a little bit further there
to your left there's a restaurant
and that restaurant
is a good place to have a nice meal, and they have some
well, they used to have live music, I don't know what's going on with the whole pandemic thing
but yeah guys, it's kind of slow
I don't expect many people, I wanted to film
two days this weekend, but there's just not enough
people here to justify the expense of the permit and, there's a
fee that you have to pay the park, so
it is what it is, I know some of you guys get upset about that
but
rules are rules, and but
rules are rules, and
you know, if you guys want the Chit Show, I have to follow the rules, right
we got some pelicans here, which are nice, I haven't seen these guys in a while
so, I guess this will be kind of like one of those serene mornings
and then you guys will see the crazy
Chit Show happenings
after the fact
nice little thing
while I'm here, I'm going to show you a couple things, I have not seen Fred the Croc
while I've been here in the morning,
I did see him a couple days ago, which you guys saw that video
but, oh look, we got a big boy
oh, big boy
what do we have here, vacay
big old Sea Hunter, oh oh, that's a sea hunter
is that a Sea Hunter and the Sea Hunter people?
let's go ahead and zoom in on this guy, and see what's going on over here at the boat ramp
you guys are like
damn, this is not the Chit Show
relax guys, I'm
I'm waiting for the Chit Show to begin
as much as you, but you know what, I'm giving you guys a different angle
so you guys can see
everything that happens over here at Black Point
I know some of you guys
are in blistering cold, we're shooting this uh
almost on the first day of February, guys, I think it's the last
day of January today, if I'm not mistaken
oh boy
that's gonna scrape
goes to show how big that boat is
so, those that don't know, Sea Hunter is a
a boat manufacturer here in South Florida, they make them out of
Princeton, or slash Homestead
and uh
they
they come out of this area
often to go ahead and do their sea trial, also
I wouldn't be surprised if that's
a boat they're gonna sea trial,
and it does look like a boat, they're gonna see truckers, look
it still has
see that?
brand new, guys
out of the box
so, those of you guys that are interested in those sea hunters
I've done several videos of them
um, check my channel if you want to
check out their brand, they got some cool boats
nice monohull, they got a really cool cat
that I saw at one of the shows
and
and they're
and they're repping
the real X trailer, guy
real X, baby
I did a video of how they manufacture those guys, and those guys have been
uh, awesome, they actually gave me a trailer, which was weird
but they did
and I didn't ask for it, I didn't expect anything, it was the weirdest thing
you know, they're like, hey look, we've sold a bunch of trailers because of your video and I didn't ask for it, I didn't expect anything, it was the weirdest thing
you know, they're like, hey look, we've sold a bunch of trailers because of your video
they, you know, I basically showcase their work
a lot of people down here like their brand they, you know, I basically showcase their work
a lot of people down here like their brand
and they just make good trailers and I wanted to film that
oh boy
waaaaaaaait
oh boy
you guys remember the boat
the
right here on this dock, for those that don't know
recently, recently there was a
a truck, that went ahead and
sunk
over here
it was horrible, guys
it's right now low tide
so if you look at the ramps
hey, let me give you guys a little perspective on the ramp, so you guys know what's going on over here
so, since the water is
has more of a slope
this is just my theory
since the water has a little bit more of a slope
it gets that algae build up, and it gets a little slippery
and once you start slipping, you're done, you're gone
so
let's go see
it's getting out of here
it's dropping those endings
Man- wait, wait
look at this guy
this guy is scratching himself like you got crabs
can you imagine that? Not having any arms?
you got to scratch your back, that sucks
what a hard life
hey, look on the bright side, the guy goes
and he's on the beach all day, and all he does is fish,
come on, so
but he can't scratch his back
kind of painting, bro
what do we have here, Becky?
I don't know
it might be something
juicy
now, all the juicy stuff happens at the end, but you know what, I do like to
oh, I smell gas, I don't know if you guys
right now
oh boy
guys, let me tell you
when you're at the boat ramp
start the boat before you come out here, bro
two-stroke, older two-stroke right now, he's not getting it going
let me tell you fellas, this is the perfect time
to strike when the wife says
"what do you mean you wanna buy a an engine for your boat?"
and then, I'll do my part, I'll just zoom in on the girl
and then
I'll blame it on them, you didn't let your husband get a brand new motor
it's all your fault I'll blame it on them, you didn't let your husband get a brand new motor
it's all your fault
I know, I know, I'm being harsh, ladies
but listen
I think it's a smart move to go ahead and get something that's reliable in the water
so
especially nowadays, you know
you're out there
all of a sudden, you think you're having a good
time, and some guys in the mangroves just filming, your ass all of a sudden, you think you're having a good
time, and some guys in the mangroves just filming, your ass
oh, oh, we got a little, oh, it started, yay!
two strokes guys, start them out of the water
home
give it a nice little key job right there
boom, boom, boom, start it up, and
you know, get a little warm
wake up your neighbors, so you don't have to have problems at the boat ramp
let's see, do we have?
what, what, what?
oh oh
I saw a ripple in the water, my friends
saw a ripple, oh
I'll turn it now, hold on, I want to
I wanna see what's going on over here
I did see a ripple, was it a head or a ripple?
oh boy
damn it
comment below guys, comment below if you guys had one of those
upwards
back in the days
hey, whatever it takes, bro
listen, he's doing better than me
I'm not even out in the water
I'm here filming the Chit Show
some of you guys were like, bro you're brutal, bro
not brutal
I say what everybody's thinking
I just got the balls to say it
you guys are like
talking behind the scenes, you have one two three drinks you'll be like, bro,
bro, guess who was on the Chit Show
freaking human beings, bro
we're terrible, terrible
just can't wait for the aliens to take over already, and that's it
see, I see this uh
there might be a possibility this
this uh
the sea hunter comes
you know, launches and comes right back to us
it's a possibility
for those that don't know
the spot that I
usually film from is
where is it? Wow, the sun's
really messing me up right now
well, you won't be able to see it because of the sun
oh wait, wait, wait, wait
wait, wait, what's over
what's that ripple? What's that ripple?
what is that ripple?
is that a manatee or is that Fred?
what is this?
what is this, Becky?
I don't know, it looks like a big ripple, bro
something's there
we'll stay tuned
I gotta get the other shot
here's the other two stroke
typically the rules aren't boating guys, if you got an old two-stroke you want to
come early in the morning,
cause that's when nobody's here,
so if you do have any failures
you know, you just go and nobody saw it, but now
things have
things have changed in the whole
boat ramp, bro, because
there might be somebody filming
all right, let's go, let's go, let's
let's see the Sea Hunter come out
she's pretty bro, she's pretty
look at Vaughn!
that's fun over there guys, if you don't know Vaughn
Vaughn's the fastest man alive, guys
he got Usain Bolt
and he made him look like trash
like trash
when Fred the croc tried to go ahead and get his ass
Fred the croc is a local crocodile over here
and uh
I was walking the ramp, he was over there on the other side
and I was on one of the ramps
and Fred just started acting crazy, he
just
Vaughn was like, I ain't even waiting, it's a good video to watch
I mean, I filmed it with my phone, cause I wasn't even gonna film, I just
I come
pass by here periodically, see what's going on at the Marina
and he was done, he was out of here
we have mosquito control here
they come, you know, on the weekends
make sure that we have
no issues, when it comes to
you know
wow, that's a lot, dude
you're finishing, you're finishing, gentlemen. Finishing there!
AOC, where are you?
where's AOC when you need her, bro?
damn it
write a law, write a law!
oh no, oh no, barcero music already
it's too early, this is why, this is why I zoom in on them, guys
this is why I zoom in on them
I gotta go, hey guys
don't forget to like and subscribe
yeah, you're gonna see the Chit Show this week, so
I'll be filming over here, and uh
hopefully there's no barcero music
I'm out of here, my name is Alfred Montaner. Amazingness...
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