Tessa: (Harry impression) Can... you... tell... me...?
[Tessa and Brizzy laugh]
[intro]
Hey guys! Tessa here, [happy BGM]
and today's video is such a wonderful and special video. [happy BGM]
Brizzy and I filmed this video on- [happy BGM]
Brizzy: -September 1st, 2017.
19 years later!
Tessa: Which also happened to be my birthday! [happy BGM]
So to celebrate my birthday and 19 years later, [happy BGM]
we did a bunch of Harry Potter things in real life! [happy BGM]
So grab a fellow Potterhead, and let's get started. [happy BGM]
Dress like a casual Potter character. [magical BGM]
Here's the full Harry look.
I thought I should buy some more casual Harry things, and look what Brizzy found!
We have Dan, and then we have me!
It's perfect!
Wear a blue shirt like Harry, cuz it's his favourite thing. [magical BGM]
Harry loves this blue shirt more than anything else.
This is the most important thing to Harry!
His blue shirt!!
Use Alohomora to unlock a door. [magical BGM]
Alohomora.
[car door opens]
Have a traditional English breakfast. [magical BGM]
Brizzy: Eggy bread with butterbeer!
And you've got the full English?
With bacon, and butterbeer, like, goin' all out.
Tessa: Then chug that butterbeer! [magical BGM]
Brizzy: Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!
Tessa: Go to the zoo! [magical BGM]
Brizzy: (Dudley impression) Wake up cousin! We're going to the zoo! [slaps door]
[Brizzy laughs]
(Vernon impression) Any funny business, any at all...
Tessa: We are here, at the zoo.
Brizzy: See what we can find!
Tessa: Newt, you must guide us!
Brizzy: There's the demiguise.
Tessa: He's babysitting.
Brizzy: He's babysitting! [Tessa giggles]
Tessa: Oh my god! [Brizzy laughs]
Aragog!
Little baby Norbert!
And if you can, speak Parseltongue to a snake. [magical BGM]
[totally accurate Parseltongue]
It's totally looking at me.
Do you miss your family?
[definitely accurate Parlseltongue]
Brizzy: Wink, snake, wink!
Tessa: Free him!
Get your shopping done for the first day of Hogwarts at Diagon Alley- [magical BGM]
or the mall...
I look like Harry going to the Hogwarts Express with all of his luggage.
Brizzy: Yeah!
Tessa: Eat a wizarding treat. [magical BGM]
Brizzy: Gotta get some beans!
[Harry Potter BGM from movies]
Run into a wall to get on Platform 9 and 3/4. [magical BGM]
Brizzy: Gotta get back to Hogwarts.
Platform 9 3/4, let's go, Hogwarts Express, let's go!
Tessa: And then curse Dobby for sealing the platform shut. [magical BGM]
Brizzy: No! It's 11 o'clock, you've missed it!
Tessa: I've missed it!
Brizzy: (Ron impression) Harry!
The car!
Tessa: (Harry impression) The car!
[Brizzy laughs]
Take a train! [magical BGM]
Or find a toy train, I guess.
Brizzy: When the bus don't go to Hogwarts, you gots to take the train.
Here it is, let's go!
Here we are, on the train, going to Hogwarts!
Tessa: Eeeyyy!
Sing the Hogwarts school song. [magical BGM]
Brizzy: (singing) Hogwarts, Hogwarts, hoggy warty Hogwarts, teach us something please!
Tessa: Sing along to Starkid! [magical BGM]
"Back to Hogwarts - Team Starkid" Both: ♫ witches and wizards and magical beasts
♫ to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts
♫ Hogwarts, Hogwarts I didn't hear you kids!
♫ Hogwarts, Hogwarts ♫
Darren on recording: Man, I'm glad I'm back.
Tessa: Yeeaahhh!!
Drink some Polyjuice Potion. [magical BGM]
Both: Bottoms up!
[cups clink]
Tessa: Ugh, oh, uh oh, hmm...
Write to Tom Riddle in your diary. [magical BGM]
(Harry impression) Can... you... tell... me...?
[Tessa and Brizzy laugh]
Tessa: Write "The Chamber of Secrets has been opened" [magical BGM]
on your window, on your mirror...
(Ginny impression) I'm Ginny Weasley. I love Harry.
Okay, now it's time for me to write something with my blood.
[crayon tapping on mirror]
Brizzy: I mean I think that looks pretty good.
Tessa: Enemies of the heir... beware...
Give a sock to someone and say "Dobby is free!" [magical BGM]
Employee: Oh yay, a dirty sock.
Tessa: Dobby is free!
[All laugh]
Say your name is The Chosen One at Starbucks. [magical BGM]
I am The Chosen One.
Find a Grim... [magical BGM]
at the bottom of your mug!
Brizzy: (Trelawney impression) M-my dear, h-hand me the cup. Let me see your cup.
[loud gasp]
My dear... you have...
The Grim!
Tessa: (Snape impression) Turn to page 394. [magical BGM]
Brizzy: Three hundred and ninety...four! Tessa: Three hundred and ninety...
Tessa: four!
Find an egg! [magical BGM]
A golden one, or just a normal egg.
Brizzy: You got an egg!
Tessa: I got an egg!
Take a bath with your egg! [magical BGM]
Brizzy: It's bath time!
Tessa: Runnin' a bath!
[Brizzy laughs]
Tessa: Where's Myrtle?
Brizzy: (Myrtle impression) Oh, hello Harry.
Tessa: Use a bath bomb so you can have colourful bubbles. [magical BGM]
Just like the prefect's bathroom. [magical BGM]
The Sorting Hat's taking a vacation, so we're gonna use the Sorting Bath Bomb instead.
[Brizzy laughs] The Sorting Hat's taking a vacation, so we're gonna use the Sorting Bath Bomb instead.
[plop] [splash]
(Sorting Hat impression) Difficult, very difficult.
[Brizzy laughs] (Sorting Hat impression) Difficult, very difficult.
It looks like it's peeing.
I think it's Hufflepuuuuuufff!!
Puffs on the rise!
And make sure to put that egg underwater! [magical BGM]
Let's try to open it first.
[Brizzy makes mechanical sound effect]
Aaaaaaahhh!!
Brizzy: (Myrtle impression) I'd try putting it in the water if I was you.
Tessa: (Harry impression) Myrtle...
(singing) Come and seek us where our voices sound...
Brizzy: What does it mean, Harry?
Tessa: I have to rescue everyone!
I didn't know this had Hogwarts on it.
And there's a rocketship! Pigfarts!
Brizzy: Aaah! Pigfarts confirmed!
Tessa: Eat some gillyweed, aka spinach, and then jump in the lake, or pool! [magical BGM]
We have our gillyweed.
Thanks Dobby.
Brizzy: Slash, Neville!
Tessa: And I guess Moody, slash Barty Crouch.
Brizzy: Slash, Crouch! Tessa: And I guess Moody, slash Barty Crouch.
Tessa: A lot of people helped Harry out with this.
[splash]
Etch words permanently into your skin. [magical BGM]
Like Umbridge did to Harry. [magical BGM]
Get a tattoo. [magical BGM]
Or if you don't wanna get a tattoo, then just write "I must not tell lies" on your hand. [magical BGM]
[tattoo machine buzzing]
It's so perfect.
Brizzy: With the Ravenclaw?
[Tessa applauds] Brizzy: Ahhhhh!
Tessa: Yaaayyy!
Leave notes in Harry Potter books, like the Half-Blood Prince. [magical BGM]
Brizzy: We're going to Barnes and Noble,
and we're going to be the Half-Blood Prince.
Tessa: (Snape impression) This book is the property of the Half-Blood Prince.
Brizzy: That's perfect!
[Both laugh]
(whispering) Mischief Managed!
[Both giggle]
Tessa: Go camping! [magical BGM]
Either outside or make a fort in your living room! [magical BGM]
Brizzy: I think it's time for the trio to go camping.
Let's go camping!
[magical BGM]
We did it!
Here is our glorious tent.
Da da da da daa!
I think it's a beautiful tent.
Tessa: It's a very nice tent.
Welcome...
Brizzy: [gasp] What the- !
Tessa: This is our magical book that goes in the center.
Brizzy: What the heck?
Tessa: I love magic...
Hunt for horcruxes, and find them all. [magical BGM]
We're hunting for horcruxes!
Brizzy: Hunting for horcruxes!
There we have it.
Tessa: We are close. I can feel it!
Lookit, we got 'em all.
Then destroy all the horcruxes! [magical BGM]
[dull thumps as Tessa!Harry stabs the diary]
[Brizzy laughs] [dull thumps as Tessa!Harry stabs the diary]
Tessa: How did you do this Harry?
Come on! [dull thumps]
Bad horcrux, bad horcrux!
[gasp] You got it!
[Brizzy laughs] [gasp] You got it!
Yaaaaayyyy!!
(singing) All I do is win, win, win, no matter what.
(Dumbledore impression) I'm not Harry.
[Brizzy laughs] (Dumbledore impression) I'm not Harry.
I'm Dumbledore!
I love sherbet lemons.
[Brizzy snorts]
Fiendfyre!
Shhh...
[Brizzy laughs]
Nothing to see here!
Sh*t...
[Both snort]
You're next, locket. You're going down!
[thud]
Brizzy: Oh!!
Tessa: (Ron impression) Hahahahaha!
Hermione loves me!
[Brizzy laughs]
Tessa: Raaaaaaahhh!
Take that, Ravenclaw, you think you're so smart!
You're in pieces. I sweep you away.
[cup crumples]
Tessa: (Hermione impression) And that's how you destroy a horcrux.
[Brizzy snorts]
You can do it!
Rip its head off!
Brizzy: Aaaaahhhh!
Tessa: (Voldemort impression) Avada Kedavra!
(to tune of Hedwig's Theme) Da daa dadadaa da daa daa!
All was well.
And finally, watch your favourite Harry Potter movie. [magical BGM]
"All star - Smash Mouth" from Shrek soundtrack ♫ Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
♫ I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
♫ She was lookin' kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
♫ in the shape of an 'L' on her forehead
♫
Tessa: (whispering) Best birthday ever. ♫
Thank you guys so much for watching this video. ♫
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Check out my description box, thumbs up if you like this video, ♫
and don't let the muggles get you down. ♫
Stay gold, starfish. ♫
Byeee! ♫
[beep]
Best to do it at a bit of a running start if you're nervous!
[Brizzy laughs]
"Back to Hogwarts - Team Starkid" Both: ♫ Back to spells and enchantments, potions and friends
♫ to Gryffindor! Hufflepuff! RAVENCLAW! Slytherin!
♫ Back to the place where our story begins
♫ At Hogwarts, Hogwarts I'm sorry, what's its name?
♫ Hogwarts, Hogwarts ♫
[outro]