- [Kevin] I'm not promising I'm having any fun today, ladies.
- [Fiona] Here it is!
- [Veronica] Wow.
- I thought she was only having a few people over.
- Why don't we party like this?
- 'Cause you keep forgetting to buy us a boat.
- Oh, that's right.
- [Jasmine] Fiona!
- Hey!
- Hi!
Come on board! Grab some champagne, there's sushi.
Guess who's here?
Right there! With his W-I-F-E!
- Oh, shit. Are we doing this?
- I wanna see the jacuzzi.
- That shit is awesome!
- Oh, you should've been hanging out with me sooner. It was snowing all summer in Chicago!
- [Steve] This is where the party's at.
- What's up, you dirty fucker?! How's it hanging?
- Long and hairy, hard to carry.
- I miss you, man!
- Are you sure that's not just the drugs talking?
- It might be!
- You remember Kev and the gang, right?
- [Estefania] Sim, sim, hola.
- Hola!
- Ooh, I love this song! Estefania, let's go dance.
Have you ever done Jell-O shots?
You are so sexy!
- What are you waiting for, bro? Drop trou, jump in.
- Alright.
- What?
[laughs]
- What do you expect? I've been in Brazil for the past six months.
Hey...
- Where are you going? I thought you said we were totally cool.
- I like your bathing suit.
- Thank you...
- Thought she was out for good.
You have a chance to talk?
- I don't know what I'm doing.
- Honey... I'm sorry.
- [crying] Why couldn't he just stay in Costa Rica, or Brazil, or wherever the hell he was?
- Hey, look at me.
Men are assholes.
And you deserve to have someone treat you like a queen.
I misread that, didn't I?
I'm sorry.
- It's late, I--
I should get going.
- It's just that I love you, Fiona, and--
Forget it. Forget just everything I said. I'm...I'm really drunk and high.
- I'm gonna go.
- That's a good idea. I'm an idiot.
I'll talk to you tomorrow.
- Thanks for the party.
- [muttering] Fuck...
Hey, do you think I could stay here for a couple of days?
- What?
- Yeah. I'll kick in some rent money.
- No.
- No? But I do everything for you.
- What are you talking about?
- I brought Steve to the party, I gave you a job this winter. I gave you clothes and jewelry.
I got Estefania drunk so that you could have sex with Steve.
- I didn't want to have sex with Steve.
- Right.
- I don't need you meddling in my life!
- Meddling?
When you need something from me, it's fine?
But when I need something, suddenly little Miss Fiona just runs away?
- Okay, you need to go.
- Fine!
I don't give a shit!
You just kick me out, like David and Hal.
You're all just a bunch of assholes!