I...am not in focus.
Sorry guys, I'm sick. :/
Just have to deal with the nasalness.
Nasal-ness.
Nasally-ness.
*sigh* How do we start this?
*GASP*
Hey guys!
So today I'm going to be talking about about one of my biggest pet peeves, and that pet peeve just so happens to be...
*sad music*
*text tone*
You know, when people text message you one word at a time,
*text tone* You know, when people text message you one word at a time,
You know, when people text message you one word at a time,
rather than putting all the texts into one text message, so now you have like 20 notifications?
*text tone* rather than putting all the texts into one text message, so now you have like 20 notifications?
rather than putting all the texts into one text message, so now you have like 20 notifications?
*text tone x2* rather than putting all the texts into one text message, so now you have like 20 notifications?
rather than putting all the texts into one text message, so now you have like 20 notifications?
Yeah, I hate that.
Oh, and also...
*sad music*
Overdramatic
*text tone* Overdramatic pe-
Oh, come on!
You gotta be kidding. I'm not gonna redo this. I'm just gonna let it go.
Over Dramatic People
So as I was mentioning earlier, we probably all know at least one overdramatic person.
And if you don't have anyone like this in your life,
It's probably because it's you, and you don't think that you're being overdramatic,
Because overdramatic situations are like normal situations to overdramatic people.
And it's not necessarily a bad thing,
It's just people like myself, who are fond of drama, get a little annoyed sometimes.
I mean, you guys know what kind of people I'm talking about, right?
These are the people that can literally make a big deal out of anything, no matter how small it is.
Oh.
Oh. My.
Oh. My. God.
What?
Dana posted a picture on Instagram 20 minutes ago.
So?
So, that means she's on Instagram.
That's bad?
Uh, yeah! She didn't like my post and I tagged her like, three hours ago!
That's..awful.
And by making this a bigger deal, these people actually create drama that was never there!
Please tell me you're not actually gonna go over there.
I have to confront her. She's my best friend.
What if she just didn't see it?
Okay, I tagged her and I know she keeps her notifications on so she definitely saw it and chose not to like it,
So there's something a hundred thousand percent wrong,
I have to talk to her.
And even when they come to realize that there was no drama in the first place...
*bell tone*
Heyyy!
What's your problem with me?
Huh?
Oh, that's a good one!
Yeah, I know. So why didn't you like it?
I didn't even know you posted.
Yeah, right. I tagged you, like three hours ago.
See? I mean, come on.
We always like to share those photos and, like, I don't even know why you-
You tagged the wrong account.
Wait. What?
Yeah, yeah, mine's the one with the underscore.
Oh...
But being the overdramatic person that they are, they somehow find a way to create even more drama out of that.
'Cause what's life without drama?
I'm soooo sorry.
No, no, don't even worry about it. I would do the same, girl.
I know, like, totally overreacted. So crazy.
Oh, look! Ryan even warned me that you're on your way.
Oh!
Ryan texted you?
Yeah, yeah, that's so funny!
Oh my god, so funny!
Haha, yeah!
Hahaha.
That's so funny. Haha.
Haha.
*text tone*
You know, when people text message you one word at a time,
*text tone* You know, when people text message you one word at a time,
You know, when people text message you one word at a time,
*text tone* You know, when people text message you one word at a time,
You know, when people text message you one word at a time,
rather than putting all the text into one text message,
*text tone* rather than putting all the text into one text message,
rather than putting all the text into one text message,
So now you have like 20 notifications?
*text tone* Yeah...
*text tone*
As you can probably see, overdramatic people are some of the most annoying people in the world.
But if you want to look on the bright side, while being annoying,
they're actually some of the most interesting and entertaining people to be around,
because they're never bored.
Bored is an emotion that overdramatic people hardly ever feel,
because their mind can make anything and everything seem important and interesting.
They have the power to basically take nothing and turn it into an incredibly important big deal.
It's basically like clickbait!
Actually, that's a pretty good saying.
Overdramatic people are basically like living clickbait.
Whoa!
Jerk.
Jeez.
*dramatic music*
Come here Rocky.
Come here. Come here!
*Runs to Ryan instead like a total savage*
*dramatic music* (again)
*sigh*
What's wrong?
Nothing, just on my period.
Come on. Aren't you being a little overdramatic?
Excuse me? How would you know what I feel like if you've never had one before?
Wait a second.
Wait, no, you're right!
I've never had a period before.
*dramatic music* (....again)
*cough*
*dramatic music* (aaaaand again)
*sneeze*
*dramatic music* (This is the last time)
*rumbling*
*dramatic music* (Okay this is really the last time I promise
Floor is Lava!
*to tune of music* floor is la-
lava!
Okay, obviously I exaggerated, but that's kind of the whole point.
That's a textbook example of an overdramatic person.
Taking a situation that barely happened,
and then making it into something that you would see in a YouTube thumbnail.
And it actually got me kind of interested and got me thinking,
Like, what makes overdramatic people want to do this?
Is it because they love drama, or maybe they just want more attention?
I just couldn't figure it out.
Then I thought, maybe I'm wrong.
You know maybe it's not for attention or because they love drama.
Some people are just different.
I mean, there's two ends of the spectrum,
there's like emotional thinkers and logical thinkers.
And I think if you're on the emotional side, that's like the overdramatic people.
People like myself are more on the logical side.
And just to be clear, I'm not saying either side is wrong.
We're just different people.
Emotional people may see things completely different from a logical person.
And it's because they literally see life in a different way!
I mean, if that's the case, then it's actually pretty amazing.
'Cause, life for overdramatic people are always exciting, their life is like a movie!
It's a drama!
You see, I presented all those skits earlier from my perspective.
You know, the boring perspective, the logical one.
But imagine what those little situations that would look like from the point of view of a overdramatic person.
Take a look!
*suspenseful music*
I don't know how to tell you this.
I don't even know how it happened.
But,
I'm pregnant.
*growl*
It's weird.
It doesn't normally growl at people.
*suspenseful music*
Go.
*dramatic music*
I'm pregnant, I have a baby inside.
How is that even possible?
*bark*
I'm sorry. I'll talk, I'll-
You don't know what it feels like!
What are you talking about?
*growling*
*biting*
My nipples are chafing!
You don't even have nipples!
Don't you ever talk about my nipples again.
Anyway, the moral of the story here is that there are just different types of people in this world.
Yes, those overly emotional, overly dramatic people might seem incredibly annoying to someone like me,
and I'm sure a bunch of you as well,
But I mean, it's not their fault.
This is how they think.
That's just how they see life!
So if you ever get annoyed, or you have to deal with an overdramatic person in your life,
Don't even bother trying to be reason-
Don't try to change them.
You're never going to win and try to convince a overdramatic, over emotional thinker, to think logically,
Because that's just not who they are.
My advice to you and the only thing that you can do is to just accept them for who they are,
admit defeat,
let them be them.
Or, there's also one last trick.
You could also speak their language.
And be even more overdramatic than they are.
So, how long have you guys been sleeping together?
What?
Don't you lie to me, I was texting you the whole time on the way back from our house,
I know you know what I'm talking about-
Wait a second.
You were texting the whole time?
Yeah, and you weren't responding, so I knew you were talking to her-
You were texting,
You were texting, and
You were texting, and driving?!
*sad music* Yeah, but-
My sister died from a man who was texting and driving!
You don't even have a sister!
How you gonna bring that up?
I've always wanted a sister!
I didn't know you wanted a sister!
I had no idea!
Yeah, I did!
And now you know!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry too then!
Let's just forget about it!
I'm sorry!
*sad, dramatic music* (dramatic music again?!)
*Weird, disturbing facial expressions*
*laughter*
That's so gross.
TEEHEE