Weird.
Ah, the one that got away, huh, son?
Yeah. Yeah.
Well, evidently you two made quite the handsome couple on the Internet.
Oh, I didn't see it.
It, uh, was brought up at a P.T.A. meeting.
Anyway, my point is,
these little sexual debacles should not get you down, because you know what?
It happens to the best of us. In fact,
the first time your mother and I... got together,
[Low Moan] I used a condom.
Well, she referred to it as "shrink wrapping."
[Chuckles]
But I got over it.
Anyway, keep your chin up. You keep plugging...
and, uh, good things will happen.
Good to have you home, son.
It's good to be home, Dad.