- Okay, does everyone have a character card, a weapon card,
and an action card?
- [All] Yes.
- Okay, great.
- Thanks for planning this Katie.
- Oh, no problem.
You know how much us millennials love board games.
(laughter)
- Actually, I hate to out myself,
but I'm a little older than you guys.
I'm not actually a millennial.
- So you're Generation X?
- I'm an X-ennial.
It comes between Generation X and millennials.
- Why isn't it just one or the other?
- Well, we used to be older millennials
but we didn't grow up with internet like they did,
and we've always had it as adults
so we can't relate to Gen Xers.
- Yeah, that makes sense.
- Also, since we're not millennials,
the negative stereotypes don't apply to us.
We're special.
- Like millennials?
- In a different way.
- Okay.
- Well, hopefully your generation likes board games
'cause that's what we're here to do.
(light laughter)
- Now, two of you will have the dictator card.
That means that you're evil.
Don't tell anyone--
- Fam, I'm not a millennial either.
(surprised murmuring)
Yeah, I'm actually in the generation that comes
after the millennials.
See, they're born in 1981-2001, but I was born in 2002.
- [All] Oh.
- So what's your generation called?
- It might change but as of right now it's Twin Towers What?
Because we don't remember 9/11.
- Oh.
- Wow.
- Seems problematic.
- Wait, are we hanging out with a 16 year old?
- Oh, I'm really mature.
I skipped college.
(affirmative exclamations)
- Okay, now you'll have one of three different kinds
of weapons, right?
Hard, wet, or sticky.
- Okay, hold up.
I should say that I'm not a millennial either.
- But you were born in 1992.
- And I'm really into green technology,
but I was from like a really, really small town.
We were like 10 years behind everything.
We didn't get broadband 'till like 2010.
- So what are you then?
- A dial-ennial.
It's a millennial except we were raised with dial-up.
(affirmative murmuring)
We're on Facebook way too much,
but that's because we didn't have it growing up.
- What's a dial-up?
- It's like internet you get from your landline.
- What's a landline?
- Oh boy. - Are you serious?
- That's the difference between her generation and mine.
(laughter)
- And mine.
- Oh, and mine.
- Hey wait, do you guys remember rotary phones?
- [All] No.
- Okay, neither do I.
- Great, now you're actions will be
either murder, save, or eat.
Now, you can only murder if you have a sticky weapon,
just like in real life.
- Wait, hold on.
Am I the only actual millennial here?
Paul, what about you?
- Well, I mean, I'm a mid-millennial yeah,
but even we're a little different.
- How so?
- We were born in 1985 so we were the ones who
thought iPads were gonna be a thing, right?
(affirmative murmuring)
And so for a while we were known as, um, pad-aphiles.
(disgusted murmuring)
Yeah, that's why we went back to mid-millennials,
but we are the ones killing the napkin industry.
- Oh, cool. - Wow, good job.
- Good.
- Yeah.
- What generation are you Trapp?
- Uh, the generation that wants to play this game,
so let's get going, right?
(chuckling)
- Yeah, but you're like a millennial, right?
- No, actually I'm part of the greatest generation.
- What? - You're not that old.
- You're way too young.
- Well, not the first greatest generation,
but the new one, the one that's just me.
- Okay, that seems very millennial.
- Well, sure, just like millennials I was born in the 80s
and I'm pretty self-centered,
but unlike millennials, I work in coal mine.
(forceful coughing)
- Ugh, black lung.
- Ew!
- What?
- God!
- That's the problem with your generation.
No work ethic.
- Wait, you had a job?
- Lucky!
(intense questioning)
- It's hard work.
It's not just luck.
You pound the pavement.
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