- When you touch him,
he makes sound effects.
Bloop, bloop, pah!
(buzzer)
(audience laughs)
Ah, one second.
(beep) Move.
(audience laughs)
(audience cheers)
Oh, hold up!
Seems like you got some nerve all of a sudden.
Every mother (beep) show you (beep) up and
all you gotta do is press a button.
I don't see no songs.
Nick song, Nick song, there go another Nick song.
Uh-oh! Look like you need to hop off a (beep).
- He hates me and I hate him.
Give me Nick and DJ D-Wreck.
(audience gasps)
Come on out here D-Wreck.
Come on out here D-Wreck
(whistle)
(audience cheering)
- Get him D-Wreck.
- Nick you ready?
- Ready.
- DJ Big head, you're ready?
(audience laughs)
Let'em roast!
- Boy if you don't get your fake Jodeci,
forever my lady looking ass the (beep) out of here.
(audience laughs)
(buzzer)
(audience laughs)
- If you don't get your little L shaped ass up out of here.
- Real shaky
(buzzer)
- If you don't get your,
"Once I get fired from Wild N Out,
I'm going to get a job DJing on an ice cream truck"
ass the (beep) out of here.
- Too shaky.
(crickets chirping)
(whistle)
- You Out!
(bell ring)
(audience laughs)
(buzzer)
- It was wack. It was wack. It wasn't creative.
Y'all got to use your creative minds.
- DJ D-Wreck's Big ass head.
(audience laughs)
(bell ring)
(air horn)
- DJ D-Wreck, neck pillow on the plane.
(buzzer)
- Doesn't look like that.
- I got one
DJ D-wreck headphones.
(bell ring)
- I didn't have the heart to say this,
so I'm gonna let Siri do it for me.
(audience chuckles)
Siri, talk to her.
- He's kicking you to the curb.
(buzzer)
- Hey, Hey.
Hey, D-wreck. I hate you.
(audience laughs)
(buzzer)
- After 200 episodes of Wild N Out,
the cast can finally do this.
- What is convince him to fire your big head ass.
(bell ring, audience laughter)
- Lord. Please get me a hit song.
(buzzer)
- I got a hit song.
I got a hit song. Give me that beep.
(bell ring)
(audience applause)
- Let's move on. Let's move on.
- Ain't no move on (beep).
You need to tell your hair piece to move on
- What is, This is DJ D wreck
and I've been bald for thirteen years.
(audience laughs)
If you can have them create something
to give me a hairline like a roadmap.
(audience laughter)
- What is, this is DJ D-wreck again, Lord.
This hairpiece is tight than a mother
- Lord, its D-Wreck again.
Could you please make them make some man glue
that don't come off when you get in the shower.
- Possible titles of DJ D-Wreck's mix tape.
- This is the second time, boy
- Speed up big man.
What is DJ Double-ARP presents,
"Ah my back, Ah my knee, Ah my shoulder,
Ah Ah my back, Ah, oh my elbow."
- What is, "If you're listening to this, it's too late."
(bell ring)
- What is, "I'm a DJ, but don't work a lot."
- That's clever
(bell rings)
- What is "Started at the bottom, and I'm still there."
(audience laughter)
- This person should lose their job immediately.
- Same team! Same team. Well go ahead I'll wait.
- Who is DJ D-Wreck?
- I was going to say the same thing.
DJ Double-ARP.
(buzzer)
DJ My Back.
(buzzer)
DJ My Knee.
(buzzer)
DJ Ah!
(buzzer)
- The topic is "Going down in the DM."
- It started with a late night scroll,
when by chance a glance,
a young lady with no clothes.
I took my luck. I ain't give a (beep)
and I slid into them DM's, "Hey boo, how you doing?
(buzzer)
- You know, its like the rhyme its the rhyme.
(audience cheers)
- If I said you had an amazing body,
would you hold it against me?
(buzzer)
"Would you hold it against me"?
- If that ain't older than all of us in here.
- Are you? Oh my God.
(audience cheer)
- Um, are you Harambe's enclosure?
Cause I want to drop a baby in you.
(buzzer)
- The baby dropped with the gorilla.
(buzzer)
The baby with the gorilla.
(buzzer)
- How you look so familiar?
I know I've seen you before.
That's why I see you before in my piggy bank,
cause you a dime.
(buzzer)
When you put dimes, cause coins in the...
- Bruh.
- Hey. Now remember the winner of this
spelling bee gets a date with these Wild N Out girls.
Are you ready for your final word?
- Yes! Yes!
- Okay. Your final word is "humongous".
- Oh, that's easy. Humongous.
M Y P E N I S
Humongous
(buzzer)
- Your penis will always get a buzz anywhere near me.
(audience cheers)
- Y'all want to see something beautiful.
- Yes.
(buzzer)
- [DJ D-Wreck] I mean it's true but it ain't...
You smarter than that. You smarter than that.
You smarter than that.
- Your mama going to be mad that you buzzed that.
- [DJ D-Wreck] She could be mad. She been mad before.
- Y'all want to see something humongous.
(buzzer)
- What's my word?
- Your word is "trifecta".
- All right, Okay. All right, all right.
Put some money in the schools
so the kids can try better.
Nick used to do movies, Tribeca.
Three Grammy's. That's trifecta. Aw damn.
(buzzer)
(audience clapping)
(bell rings)
- Hold up, man. Why you give him a buzz, D-Wreck?
- The rules is the punch line has to be to the word.
- I don't think DJ D-Wreck knows how hard this is up here.
I think we should make DJ D-Wreck
have to come play this game.
(Audience cheers)
- Wait, wait, wait. Why does everybody have a pie?
- Get to the front. Get to the front.
- [Nick] You ready?
Clap your hands. Y'all.
Your word is
Illustration.
- Illustration.
I'm on the stage. It's a celebration.
All y'all (beep) need uh (beep)
(buzzer)
(Audience cheers)
(Bell rings)
- You look like the Duke's Blue Devil. Look at you.
(buzzer)
- D-Wreck, take your hat off. Take your hat off.
How about that? Take your hat off.
Oh Lord!
You look like a Klingon warrior.
- Turn Up!
- Turn up for what?
- because even though I got on Daisy Dukes,
it ain't a son of a bitch on that team
that can whoop my ass. I'll whoop your ass.
I whip your ass and your ass and your ass.
(crickets chirping)
- Whoop his ass!
(audience laughs)
- Black squad turn up.
- Turn up for what?
- Cause my man Asher Roth is going cut his hair
so I can make a weave for my girl!
(crickets chirping)
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Do you know how much weave cost now?
- ATL turn up!
- Turn up for what?
- Because you see this dime right here, right?
(crickets chirping)
You not even going to let me finish?
- This the 200th episode!
- DJ D-Wreck was here since the first day, he almost dead
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
I said Hey Hey, Happy Birthday
He's been here, since the first day
200 years old!
Retire from the show.
- I said his back hurt
- his back hurt
- his knees hurt
- his knees hurt.
- No Bengay.
- No Bengay
- I know his feet hurt.
- 200 years old!
- Retire from the show.
- I say I think he used to be one of Jesus disciples.
- I think he wrote the first version of the bible.
- He used to hit the club with Dr. Luther King,
and with a head like that, I know you got a dream.
- Hey Hey, Happy Birthday!
You big head, its your birthday.
200 years old!
- Y'all give it up for DJ D-wreak and his 200th birthday.
- When you touch him,
he makes sound effects.
Bloop, bloop, pah!
(buzzer)
(audience laughs)
Ah, one second.
(beep) Move.
(audience laughs)
(audience cheers)
Oh, hold up!
Seems like you got some nerve all of a sudden.
Every mother (beep) show you (beep) up and
all you gotta do is press a button.
I don't see no songs.
Nick song, Nick song, there go another Nick song.
Uh-oh! Look like you need to hop off a (beep).
- You've been on T.V for years.
Yeah that's true. But how does it feel
to be on television and this all you do?
(buzzer)
(Air horn)
- You got on a red waist trainer.
I ain't never seen that. Real talk.
Listen. I mean that. Look,
I'm going to tell you, it looking scary.
You look like a nasty ass strawberry.
Over there sitting in the bottom of the bag.
Take a bite and wish that you never had
I'm rapping on this beat with your bald headed ass
and you be hating over that because you really trash
and you ain't never had no job
You be hating on the red and the black squad
Every time you want to rap (beep) take a nap,
(beep)
(Audience cheering)
Nick, don't (beep) with you
Listen, you like Cliff Huxtable.
You was good. But then your ass
going back to the hood.
Walking ass.