- I love Jordan more than anyone on this earth.
I think that's why, when we fight,
it hurts as much as it does,
and it's as frustrating as it is,
because I literally feel like he is the most family
I will ever, ever have on this planet,
and as much as I hate to give it to him,
he is my best friend, my right hand, and my go to.
(upbeat happy music)
Oh, Jordan!
- Tana, this cup is for normal sized people,
(Tana laughs)
and I'm a giant.
- Dude, I'm actually feeling so many things right now.
- Wow.
So what you're saying is that you're feeling emotions.
- I feel like I'm actually going a little crazy,
'cause I'm not having sex, which is kind of weird.
I just don't function properly.
Ready to meet, though, ready to work, totally here.
Jordan works out of my pool house.
He is my manager.
We make these great decisions together,
and we're always on the same page and stuff,
but sometimes people will come up to Jordan and I,
and kind of treat me like I'm his girlfriend or something,
and I'm literally like,
that is so (beep) disgusting.
(laughs)
So I posted my thong photo.
Things are doing well.
I didn't think I could take a photo in a thong that easily.
I was really nervous that it was not gonna be that easy.
- I mean, that's not an easy thing to do,
to take a photo in a thong.
Most people would find that hard, probably.
- Yeah, I had to shave my vagina and Facetune.
- That's awesome, dude.
That's great information for me to know.
- You're gonna learn so much about clothing and fashion.
- I already feel so much more into it.
- Which is cool,
because if you ever were on the market again,
I'm not saying you're not gonna marry Brittnie,
but I'm just saying, you would only go for trendy (beep).
Oh, are you gonna (beep) marry Brittnie?
I'm sorry.
- Tana likes to push my buttons,
by any which means she can,
one of which is bringing up my girlfriend.
- I'll wait.
It's fine.
I'll wait.
- I don't know what you want me to do.
I think the voices are happening.
- Stop acting like that.
- [Jordan] Tana.
- Stop acting like that.
- [Jordan] There's nothing I'm acting like.
Literally.
- You act like I haven't literally known you for five years.
- Tana is the best and worst client that I have,
all at the same time.
A lot of times, I feel like I'm her parental figure.
Sometimes, when Tana is getting on my nerves,
I will shut down, because I know that if I say anything,
it could result in a huge fight.
- Oh, look what the cat dragged in!
- We're both late.
Both of us, late.
You're always late.
I'm never late.
It's the first time ever.
Let's move on.
- [Tana] Oh man.
- When Tana and Jordan argue with each other,
it's literally the worst thing in the world,
because they're both (beep) idiots to each other.
- You called me an embarrassment today.
- What time were you here?
- They both, they just (beep)
wear a watch, be on time, and shut up.
- Okay, so I'm gonna go back to where we were.
These, I think, are next drop.
This is more everyday, more normal girl clothing,
but this is more of this (beep) pilgrim corset top.
It's giving me the ranges of different types of women.
- Also, I feel like you need to release that
before someone else does.
- I agree 100%.
- Can we also check if "pilgrim top" is PC?
Can somebody get on that?
Just kidding.
- Can you try this on right now?
I mean, it's just a little punishment for you being late.
- I will do it over my shirt, that's all you'll get.
Me being late, she will probably
never let me live that down.
Turns out the structural integrity is pretty good.
Yeah, thank you.
That is something I'll have to live with
the rest of my life.
- [Tana] Okay, Jordan.
I'm going on "Wild 'N Out".
- [Jordan] I know.
- Can you say the name of the show?
- I would like to, but I'm not sure
I can actually do it correctly, so I'd rather not.
- [Tana] No, Jordan-
- "Wild 'N Out".
(Tana laughs)
"Hey guys, we're going to Wild 'N Out!"
- [Tana] He's been saying "Wilding Out".
- "Wilding Out".
It's hard to drop the g if you're not used to it, actually.
- [Tana] There's no g.
Wild, space, n.
I'm really trying to keep you not looking 30 today.
- Going on "Wild 'N Out" is a big moment,
because I think it's the first time
that we can really announce to the world
that Tana's back and working with professional companies.
Once the camera's on and people are watching,
that's her thing.
She can crush that.
Do you know what we were doing, a year ago today?
We were planning TanaCon.
- Oh.
- [Jordan] Actually.
- All of us?
All of our moods dropping so hard.
We all were like, oh.
- I wanted to see what it was, a year of difference.
We're in Atlanta right now,
and doing one of the biggest things of your career so far.
Tana, have you thought about any of the jokes
that you're gonna be saying on the show today?
'Cause I think we should start pre-planning.
- No, I'm actually really nervous.
- All right, well, let's think
about topics that are funny, then.
What are topics that you can talk about
that would not be embarrassing towards yourself?
'Cause I don't think you should degrade yourself.
- I don't think I'm talking about me.
I think I'm roasting someone else.
Jordan, I'm so confused right now,
that this actually just made me wanna cry,
because you're not explaining anything.
I'm hoping someone else is gonna come in
and explain it, actually.
After TanaCon happened,
if I say one wrong, bad thing to someone,
and people interpret it in any way,
I will wake up tomorrow to "Tana Mongeau is over"
trending on Twitter worldwide.
- It seemed a couple of minutes ago
like you weren't nervous,
and now we're talking about this, you are.
- Yeah, but now that we're talking about it,
and I'm realizing, is it to a beat?
Who am I roasting?
I have to figure out who I'm roasting
to know what I'm saying to them.
Stop looking at me like that!
You're such a condescending asshole.
I'm stressed out. - I'm just saying,
the temperature in the room just dropped by 20 degrees.
- You're just pissing me off right now.
Oh my God, I'm nervous.
I don't even wanna look.
I'm scared.
I'm really scared.
I don't wanna look.
I'm scared.
- [Jordan] Let's look on three.
- Okay. - [Jordan] One.
- Two, three.
Holy (beep) it's so dope.
Damn, it's so dope!
My billboard is literally across the street from a club
that I have been sneaking into since I was 16.
It says I'm turning 21, across the street from a club
that's thought I was 21 for five years.
- [Jordan] Go on, let's take a picture in front of it.
- Everything in life is going pretty perfectly right now.
I have a billboard on Sunset Boulevard,
we're about to have another birthday party.
I'm (beep) engaged, question mark.
Life is going too good for me right now.
All right, this billboard's dope as (beep)
but we have a birthday party to plan,
and every second counts,
'cause it's in four (beep) days, so let's go.
(laughs)
- [Jordan] Yeah, you're right, let's go.
(chilled disco music)
(crowd drowns out speech)
- [Jordan] Can you look at this text?
- [Tana] Why?
- I mean, you told him you'd be having it handled,
and they're in the party, and so that's it.
You good?
- It's my 21st birthday party, and I'm drunk as (beep).
I need to take 19 more tequila shots
before I can handle anything else.
My manager, Jordan, needs to be the bad guy
in any kind of situation, not me,
and if Jordan can't step up to the plate
and handle drama like that,
it's honestly (beep) frustrating.
I promised Jake something would happen,
and it needs to happen.
Do you understand, or no?
- Yo, Tana.
- Thank you so much.
How are you guys?
- Good.
You look beautiful tonight.
- I have told Tana since the day we started working together
I will not falter my moral guidelines,
and nine out of 10 times we meet in the middle,
and it's really awesome.
This is one of those times where I'm not sure if we will.
- So Jake is outside,
when he said he's not coming in if Cole is here.
So are they here or are they not?
- They're not here.
- They're not here?
You're sure?
'Cause he was under the impression that they were.
- I mean, obviously, we're in a giant house party
with a lot of people.
I'm also (beep) obliterated right now, and just wanna...
- So I should just tell him to get in here.
- Yeah, he's being a jerk,
and I just wanna see my fiancee on my birthday.
- Gotcha.
- This has escalated way more than I thought it would.
I mean, dude, it's gonna be an actual situation, though,
if they see each other.
Do you want that?
I hear that now Jake may be
outside of the house in a limo, waiting.
This is obviously just for drama,
and this is the worst timing for this.
- I'm going to change.
- I'm hoping they just drive away at this point.
It's decision time.
- [Tana] Kick Cole out and shut the fuck up about it.
- [Jordan] I can't kick them out.
Tana, when I give people my word, I can't break it.
In all seriousness, if you want to do it,
I will literally go with them.
Should I leave?
- [Tana] No, it's my birthday.
And the people I love are here.
Let's send this.
- [Jordan] 'Cause you would say that I'm never thoughtful.
- You're never thoughtful.
- And I was like, what could show that I am thoughtful?
Because I actually do care, regardless of always hating you.
- [Tana] I love flowers. - [Jordan] You do?
- Flowers are my favorite thing ever.
- You love flowers?
I'm not normally sentimental.
I don't usually do gifts,
'cause there's not a lot of time to think about this stuff,
but over the past couple of months,
Tana and I have dealt with a lot of stuff together.
I don't know, I thought it would be meaningful for her.
And one more.
- [Tana] You got me a gift
that isn't an Egg McMuffin?
- Honestly, this was something
that was really impactful for me when I was a young child,
and it's just meaningful.
I think it's cool.
Just open it.
I'm starting to see it.
It's an iPad.
- You know what's actually really weird?
My kindergarten teacher, she loved this book,
and at the end of the year,
she could give the book to one student,
and she gave it to me.
- Did you read it? - No.
That's kind of weird.
- You do know how to read books, right?
- I literally hope you (beep) die.
- Well, I got you a present, so...
- My first present from Jordan.
I love this.
Thank you.
I love Jordan more than anyone on this earth.
I think that's why, when we fight,
it hurts as much as it does,
and it's as frustrating as it is,
because I literally feel like he is the most family
I will ever ever have on this planet,
and as much as I hate to give it to him,
he is my best friend, my right hand, and my go to,
and the book gesture was kind of sweet.
Ass (beep).
(laughs)
- We're still slaying it.
Even though it's 110.
- I'm like, I grew up here.
- This is normal, this is typical.
You ready?
- Yeah, I'm thinking about my vows.
- What are you thinking?
- "I was down to get married, I knew who to call,
"I'm happy to call myself Tana Marie Paul."
Bad?
Jordan, I have no vows.
I'm dead ass.
- Just use what we did.
- No, but I'm not gonna take my phone out there.
- Okay.
It's fine.
Just go from the heart.
You don't have to make it too melodramatic.
Four or five sentences, that's it.
It's only a livestream in front of 50, 60,000 people,
and then it will be seen
by millions of others after that, so...
I can't believe she's throwing out the vows,
because we just worked for
a significant amount of time on them,
but I also can believe it, because that's what she does.
She's a perfectionist, so if she doesn't like
the final outcome of something, she scraps it immediately.
Should we get married now?
Not me and you, but should you go get married now?
'Cause we gotta walk down the aisle like an hour ago.
He's trying to walk down the aisle?
- Let's go.
- Let's go walk down the aisle.
- [Tana] I guess, yeah.
- Let's go walk down the aisle.
Let's go do it.
Look, you'll (beep) kill this.
Come on.
- [Tana] To be honest with you, every second, I'm like,
"Should I do this?
"Is this too far?"
It's kind of (beep) crazy.
Even if it's not on paperwork,
I'm still putting out to the world
that I'm marrying this person,
and that is a very scary thing to do.
But I like it.
(people screaming)
- [Jordan] I heard there might be a fake fight, by the way.
- [Tana] Holy (beep).
This is a wedding.
These are my last moments as Tana Mongeau.
Is this the moment?
(people cheering)
- Seeing how crowded it is in that little area
is a little overwhelming.
Just a ton of commotion.
It's every press outlet.
I mean, it's everybody on the internet, all of her friends.
Everyone's looking at this and everyone's talking about it,
and so it's stressful.
It's a lot of pressure.
- [Tana] You have to come help me stand.
- All right.
(apprehensive music)
(Tana screams)
Is this for show?
- No- - [Jordan] There are children.
- I really don't care.
- One of the number one things we discussed
for Tana not to do this weekend, was to scream.
She does this really high-pitched screech
that is the bane of my existence,
and not only do I not want to hear it personally,
but I don't want my family to have to hear that.
All right, now stop being a child.
Let's go.
Take my arm.
- I think I'm gonna crawl.
- Oh my God.
No, dude, it's really embarrassing.
- That's fine.
- Stop. - Come on, come on.
I got you.
- Oh my God.
Here, you get the little one.
- Jordan, I'm really happy
that you're moving to a new office.
I'm excited for you.
I met you when you were working at a company
that sucked horse (beep)
and I counted down the days for you to leave,
and I took you in like a charity case into my pool house.
- Are you okay today?
I think Tana's loopy, and really, really tired.
(Tana laughs)
But at the same time, I think she might be hiding
the fact that she's a little sad I'm leaving.
Or I like to tell myself that.
Who knows?
What is this?
- We got you a gift.
Everybody really came together,
and made you something for your desk.
- Wow, that's actually really nice.
- It says "Jordan Worona, World's Best Manager",
and then I got you one.
But I wanted to go above and beyond.
I got a wooden one.
I wanted it to be a lot heavier.
This is actually solid gold.
And then I personally engraved this as well.
- Personally? - Yeah.
- Thank you.
That's really awesome, seriously.
I really like it.
- [Ashly] What does it say?
- "World's Best Manager".
- It says "Jordan Worona, World's Worst Manager".
- Oh.
I thought they both said best until just now.
- [Imari] No, no, no, no, no.
- Tana said the worst manager?
Honestly, I thought it was really sweet.
I mean, it's just showing that there's balance in life.
You can be the best manager or the worst manager,
and apparently, I'm both.
Fair enough, guys.
Thank you so much for the gifts.
- But it's because we love you more than anything.
We'd all be dead without you.
- All jokes aside, it is slightly bittersweet, though.
It does feel like the end of an era, in a way,
that Jordan is moving out of the pool house,
but at the same time, it is so dope
to see him bossing up like this.
So I'm excited for this new chapter.
I also got you this bottle of water,
and this dollar bill, and this TV remote.
Now you just get the (beep) out.
- We have a doctor appointment for your lungs
with a specialist.
- Super excited to get diagnosed.
- It's not a manager's job
to get their client a doctor's appointment,
but over the past couple of months,
it's become such a dire situation
that no one else is doing anything,
and it is now on me, I feel.
I want you to know that I do care.
From now on, health is priority number one,
literally the rest of the year, health is wealth,
and I think that's it.
- Honestly?
- [Jordan] Honestly?
- I feel like you don't really care
about me going to the doctor.
I'm kind of a dick to say that.
Thank you for booking the appointment.
Thank you for going with me.
That is a first step, but at the end of the day,
saying health is first is a lie.
- [Jordan] No, it's not.
- Okay, so when I choose sleep over a brand deal...
- You need to be selective.
- [Tana] There we go.
- It's about getting into a healthy lifestyle.
You make no effort at all to live a healthy lifestyle.
- Even if I made the effort,
I would still get not a lot of sleep.
I would still constantly be on a plane.
I would still have to party all the time.
- There can be excuses for miles, and it would be the same.
- No, that's just my life.
(beep) you.
I got white grape.
My favorite, to be honest with you.
- Am I happy that Tana decided to buy
numerous things to smoke
while we're on the way to a lung doctor?
No.
But my main objective is to get her to this doctor,
and have her seen by a medical professional.
- Oh my God, I also got some Ranch Corn Nuts for our lunch,
'cause you know health is wealth.
At least this was corn at one point.
- At some point, though, we probably should discuss
how you're gonna need to take a break from smoking.
- I never will.
- But Tana, it might not be an option.
Momentary lapses of not being happy
are a part of everyone's life.
- My life is just so stressful.
That's my stress relieving outlet.
It's far better than a lot of things I could be doing.
I just don't see myself stopping.
- It's actually like suicide.
- Have a Corn Nut, man.
Have a Corn Nut and shut the (beep) up.
- [Jordan] You know it's true.
Five out of five doctors will probably recommend
that Tana stopping smoking is the correct medical decision.
Now marijuana is legal in the state of California.
Tana is over the age of 21, so fundamentally,
I don't have a problem with her smoking at all.
The problem is, when you've had
this kind of an issue for this long,
how smart is it of you to continue doing so?
(car horn blaring)
I'm being really serious, though.
Just so you know, while I think
that you do know that I do care,
this is not a question for me.
- Thank you, man.
I know you care about me.
- Just for real, though.
Just so you know.
- What?
- Like that, for real.
- [Tana] What?
- Like I...
- Do you love me?
The fact that you can't say "I love you" is so adorable.
- I'm serious.
- I love you, too.
I'm super grateful that Jordan cared enough
to make the appointment,
but I feel like everything everyone says to me,
I don't trust to an extend,
because I've just lived a life of seeing what happens
if you trust people.
I always am kind of like,
"Okay, well, we'll see if you do."
I think actions speak louder than words.
♪ All I all I all I want is you ♪
(Tana coughs)
- Oh, (beep) man.