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Hey, how you doing? Good to see you again.
What's going on, 2 Chainz? All right.
So the name of this episode is called
"The Most Expensivest Retirement," right?
And so this is the most upscale,
luxurious retirement homes
that I've ever seen and never heard about.
Basically, I would like for you to explain to me
and some of our viewers the extravagant amen-titties
that you offer here at The Palace.
Well, as you know, we've been around 30 years.
This is one of our newest communities
right in downtown Coral Gables,
10 minutes away from Coconut Grove.
We have Miracle Mile right behind us.
We have a restaurant, a theater, a cafe/bar.
Fine dining, I saw you have a gym, a pool.
The building itself cost $100 million to build.
Damn.
The marble, it's from Italy. It's custom carpet.
I see a lot of art. I see the Versace plates.
Yup. I saw something about knitting class.
A lot of socialization,
that's why people move in. We have a lot of parties.
We have happy hour in this room right here every day.
We even have activities for dogs like
Yappy Hour, and exercises in the pool.
Yappy Hour? Yeah.
Come on. What is Yappy Hour about?
Yappy hour. I have a dog, you know.
Our residents are not only important to us,
but their other loved ones, like their pets, yeah.
They come downstairs, and it's a way for us to gather
all the other pets of the community.
Yeah. We got treats, you know, toys,
things like that for them, yeah.
So somebody can bring their...
And all of this is inclusive, everything?
Yes. That's cool.
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So what's one of your vetting requirements on getting in here?
Is it just you just got to have the money,
or what is the process?
We're full. We have a wait list currently.
-A waiting list? -We do have a waiting list, yup.
Yup, we have a lot of residents right now.
We're about 250 residents.
In this building? In this building.
One of which is this gentleman behind me, Norman.
Mr. Norman, come on over here.
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Is that a 2017 or 2018 model?
I hurt myself on a boogie board in Mexico.
Oh, being fancy.
[ Screams ]
I'm 2 Chainz. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you as well.
Now, could you tell me a little something about the things
that you enjoy here at The Palace?
Well, that's easy.
It's great management, great facilities.
Got you. And I'm here with my daughter.
Her name is Cleopatra.
She's a basset hound.
Ah! [ Laughs ]
A basset. So that's cool.
I understand that, once you get in a particular point in life,
it's just about the people and the social atmosphere.
No, in my particular case,
that plus I'm still active in business.
Yeah? I really am.
I'm the chairman of a foundation.
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[ Machine parts whir ]
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But one thing I'm doing now, which is really good,
I'm photographing the women, elderly women.
Yeah.
I have to look you up, okay?
Google me. Yes, yes, yes.
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Who we got pulling up here? Hey, sugar.
Hey, this is Pearl.
-Hey, Miss Pearl. -Come on in, Pearl.
How you doing, darling?
Good to see you.
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It's good to see you, too Miss Pearl.
That's a firm handshake you got there, Miss Pearl.
[ Crunching, creaking ]
Oh, I was a golfer, so I know.
Oh, you know how to squeeze.
Yeah, how to swing and dance.
And you still got it, looks like.
Ooh! Oh, watch it now!
♪ Get, get, get swag ♪
♪ Get swag ♪
♪ Get, get, get swag ♪
♪ Get swag ♪
♪ Get, get, get swag ♪
♪ The way that I do it these bitches, they pay me ♪
♪ All I be doing is keeping it... ♪
What you been doing today?
Oh, I took a few people shopping.
It looks like you know how to put this ensemble together.
Do you have a stylist, or do you do this yourself?
I do it myself. Really?
Stop it, Miss Pearl. That's just nice.
I used to be a singer.
I was a coloratura soprano,
and now I'm a [deep voice] baritone.
Ah, well, you do a little bit of everything.
Looks like he does a lot of business.
You play sports, and you sing.
This is a cool place to hang out.
Everything is super, and so is he right here.
Yeah, he looks like a charmer.
[ Ting! ] Oh, yes, he is.
[ Ting! ] [ Laughter ]
-Yeah. -He is.
Yes, it's nice to come down at happy hour.
They have very good entertainment,
makes you feel lively.
They give you hors d'oeuvres,
and they give you whatever you want to drink,
and my favorite drink is hot water.
Hot water? I heard a lot about this.
Is that what has you looking so young?
What is it? What has you so vibrant?
Is it the hot water?
The hot water, I'm not anything else
but hot water, and I just...
You mean, like, tea hot or, like,
what kind of hot do you mean, like...?
Hot-hot. Hot-hot? You drink hot-hot.
Scorching hot. Hot-hot?
Of course, then I have to burn my tongue a little bit.
Why do you do that? I'm just kidding.
Oh, Lord have mercy.
Nice meeting you. Nice meeting you.
And have a wonderful evening, all of you.
-All right. -Thank you, Pearl.
Take care. You going to... Don't hurt nobody.
Is that it, man?
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[ Elevator dings ]
My grandfather was in a retirement home,
and it was nothing like this, so I can see you guys
really care about what you're doing here. Definitely.
This is "The Most Expensivest Retirement."
When you feel like don't nobody care about you, come up here. 00:05:46.471,00:00:00.000 True.