Luke: HELLO YOU SECKSEH FANS
Kevin: What's goin' on guys just a quick announcement
To commemorate the end of the Anime Arc and everything that has happened, we'll be releasing
LIMITED EDITION SMG4 Girls shirt!! (dope
Inspired by Gorilla's (I think) Demon Days (also I think) this shirt has the four SMG4 girls all sparking a bit of attitude
You have Tari, Saiko, Human Meggy and Desti
We've worked really hard on this shirt and we are so excited upon its release
Guys these shirts are in LIMITED STOCK!
Once they've sold out they'll be GONE FOREVER!
Luke: Get yours now over at
(what the screen says.)
or links in the description
Kevin: ANDWITHOUTFURTHERADOLUKE
Luke: LET'S GO TO THE VIDEO!!!!
WOOO
Glitch Productions :D
SMG$ (err I mean 4)
Setting: Peach's castle, Weather: Sunny Mario: Retard
Mario: LALA LA, HMHM HMM (I seriously think hes burning his fat.)
Looks like its MARIO time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*snoring*
*le shadow*
Mario: Hm? HEY STINKEY! w0t u d01n?!??!
Peach: Mario! AWAUWA Hey fat@$$
Peach: Oh no, oh! Mm!!
Mario: No! [You little chet] mhm!
(No, that was in the Waluigi Arc and even then, SMG3 saved the day)
*singles out Luigi when referring to the others*
[wow what an @ss Hole]
Peach: aAaAaAYY LUIGI he bein a good b0i
Help me!!
*Luigi watering the Piranha Plant cuz it's in Smash*
=|
=V
=D
iem goeing to lieck u
Plant: BRING ME YOUR T!Ts | Luigi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mario: hahahhhahaha retard
*Insert Smash Bros or old smg4 ep reference here*
*sigh* mama mia...
(Wait, first Smash, now Mario Tennis?) [yep]
Alright!! Yes!
Now don't be a retard mario!
Wooooo!!!!
I CAN FLY.WAV
*smooch*
OH
BOI
LOOKATME
Princess
BACH
WAT DA HEL DIDYO SAY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[wait look sans is mario]
(In the Bob-omb Battlefield room...)
(HEEEEERE'S
housekeeping)
(literally nothing to say here)
[Uh]
boooooring
Translation: Well it would go faster if you helped me you fat@ss (I think)
RNNNNNNGGGH
Fiiiiine
*You got a broom*
sweeeeeeeeeeeeeep
all dun
(oh ok) [This man inspired me]
(good ol' Saiko)
*CRASH* [yep]
*Saiko's aggression kicks in*
MAMAF***ER
(AN IDEA HAS BEEN GENERATED) OOH HOO HOO I got it [You do know he made a bad choice right?]
(I wonder what he's getting)
(Suddenly Mario's Mansion)
Mario: That'sa so nice-a
KRR KRR
VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
(Oh so THAT'S how Luigi's Mansion started)
Saiko: Aah!! [thats sad]
Filthy Frank's Soul: BOOM Shaka laka here comes the spirit man
I S A V E D T H E W O R L D
Saiko: *exclamation*
BOY SHE THICC (oh my slop) [(° ͜ʖ ͡°]
(After that ordeal, we see Bob at the stairs to the basement)
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
hi bob
Bob: HoLy tIt dOn't sCaRe mE LiKe tHaT
omatorotopeatoblitorospitolopikopato
Bob: No. PeAcH ToLd mE To cLeAn tHe bAsEmEnT
BuT ThErE'S MoNsTeRs dOwN ThErE
(Well, it's practically natural to have spooky basements in your average US house)
You SUCK (I don't think you should trigger Bob, he has a massive ego) [yep]
Lala la, hmhm hmm! (Mario being fearless like in his games)
Bob: ThE PoWeR Of bOb cOmPeLs yOu (insult to Christianity)
(Soundlessly walks down too) [wait what the hecc]
*silent noises*
Mario: Haha!! *Italian gibberish*
BOO
Mario: WHA
(I used the gag already)
Bob: WhAt tHe hEcK?
*Metal Gear SFX*
OHHHHHH S#!/! A RAT
A motha****ing rat!
WEGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OH!
That's no ordinary rabbit!!
That's the most foul, cruel and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on
............................... [Well he does look serious]
guys I'm not gay (wat) [dont ask that again]
Lala la, hmhm hmm! La la la, hm hmm hmhm hm
PLEASE GET IN THE BAAAAAAAAG
(this rabbit has nothing to say)
CHK CHK GIMME UR FUKIN MONEY
Bob: Oh mY GoD RuN
Mario and Bob: Wubububububububbubububububububu Rabbit: WHY ARE YOU RUNNIN'
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*Melee Fox SFX cuz the bunny's one of those "It's not Melee" idiots who know nothing about judgements*
Mario: M A M A M I A
Bob: CrAp tHe bAsEmEnT StIlL IsN'T ClEaN
(HERO MODE)
Mario: I GOT IT Let's go
Luigi: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooo
Mario: HEY STINKY!! GET OOOVER HEEEEEEEERE
Luigi: Oh yeah! Luigi not afraid [LuigiYouRetardedShetYouHadAMansionWithGhosts]
(Walks into the basement)
(wanna bet)
Luigi: (behind the door) *Italian gibberish*
Hmmmmmmmmmmm
*chk chk*
*More Italian gibberish*
IT'S REKKING TIME
Perfect! Another good job well done
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH [ok SMG4 went a bit too far]
(Let's transition from DOWNstairs to UPstairs (I have no idea why I wrote "down" and "up" in caps))
(AFTER Meggy struggles to mop the floor)
(Meggy tries to lift the mop) [i missed the anime arc, what the hecc happend o her face] (That's very simple, she had all the squid DNA sapped out so there's only human DNA)
*toss*
Mario: Ho hoo! Hello!
(Nothing here, just your everyday decapitation with a mop) [very inspiring]
Meggy: !!!!!
Meggy: *Inkling language that SMG4 translated because Nintendo wouldn't*
(Poor AFTER Meggy's depressed after the chaos last week)
*more inkling language hand-translated*
*more wiping*
Mario: (Something SMG4 ripped out of a Mario RPG)
(Wow Mario. You just managed to be offensive to all Inklings AND your own brother simultaneously)
(Meggy reflects on herself)
Meggy: *Inkling gibberish* (My gosh, I am such an idiot, Meggy's a human now so it wouldn't make sense if I said "inkling gibberish")
Meggy: *Human gibberish*
(BEFORE Meggy attempts to mop the floor)
(Dives into the bucket of...)
"IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRNS!!!" goes the inkling
(end of flashback)
Patrick Mario: I don't get it
*Italian gibberish*
*Human gibberish*
(I get it, you're used to limbs without bones)
*More human gibberish*
(appearance-wise. She's still your lovable inkling personality-wise)
(Wobble and flop! Wobble and flop! SING WITH MEH) [Wobble and flop! Wobble and flop!] [now dont shoot me] (okeh)
Mario: No problem!! Hey, it's okay
Meggy: Guh? (I'm guessing) (W: its more like gnghungh I guess, idk just don't mind this random person that came to type subtitles, but came too late... way too late)
Mario: Oh yes! Okie dokie...
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*woosh*
(you know, Mario's singing is getting tiresome today. Probably because I'M making the subtitles) [am i a joke to you?] (no you are not)
Take-a dis
(Meggy catches her splattershot with ease which is crazy now since she's unmotivated!)
Meggy: *Unmotivated one-liner*
Mario: Oh yes!!
Let'sa goo
*Demonstration time!*
The one outside character used this week, Toad: Aww...
AAAAAAH
Mario: (Looking at a clean room and turning back to Meggy)
ta daaaaa
Haha!!!
*Thinking*
*Screen bars grow their dimension*
(Meggy looks at a stain on the wall)
(dat motivation... *sniff* so inspiring)
(PREPARE YOUR ANUS, STAIN)
*rinsing*
*Insert more inspiration here*
SHOOT
ANOTHER SHOOT
*Flips her weapon*
Woomy (the only inkling line I can type)
*Readies her body*
(Suddenly clumsy. Hey, it happens to everybody)
*Human gibberish*
(That's always okay)
Mario: Here we gooooo!
SO! Are you ready??!
Meggy: Weekwee! Squimmy!
Mario: Yahoo! Wahoo! YEAHH!
Meggy: WIMMY WEE! WIKOWEE!
Mario: Yeaaa ha ha haa!!!
Meggy: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WAT
*Fill up splattershot with ink made of orange juice*
Meggy: My splattershot is ready!
*Ruins the castle*
SWEET MERCIFUL AHAHA (erm... want me to finish it?)
Meggy: *Human gibberish* [i say its best not to]
mama mia
Fishy Boopkins: Eh... eh... eh... eh... eh...
(I guess we can tell what Boopkins is doing) [totaly not trying to take a p1$$]
Oh, I'm gonna wash the windows, I'm gonna wash the windows, yeaaaah
Washy washy wash... dodododo
Mario: HMMMMMMMMMMMM
Fishy Boopkins: oh honey honey
Mario: HEY MOTHER****ER
AAA *More Metal Gear SFX*
(THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME)
Fishy Boopkins: Ah! Mario! What are you doing?
Mario: Imma guess you need Mario
Fishy Boopkins: Yes! Yes! I would like some help!
Come here, Fishy LITTLE S***S
*le flip*
*u r ded. not big soupriz*
Mario: Watta ya doin? What's goin' on here? [wait those windows arent windows 10 at all]
Fishy Boopkins: I'm meant to wash the windows but my hands are too stubby to use the platform
Mario: Wahaa! Let's see
Fishy Boopkins: oh okay
Just pull on those ropes and
WAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fishy Boopkins: PUT IT BACK DOWN! PUT IT BACK DOWN!
I CAN FLY (oh so NOW the clip is used)
eeeeehhhyAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAA
Mario: Hmm... (not again)
(Where'd that bucket come from?)
WAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fishy Boopkins: Mario help me! I can't get up! [You fell down how the #### did you get there]
Mario: Wha? Woahohoh! Ahah
Fishy Boopkins: Mario just listen to my directions! Pull on the rope to your left!
O K E Y D O K E Y
*grabs his own arm* (the idiot)
I got it!
Fishy Boopkins: Mario that's your arm! Pull on the rope! THE ROPE!
Mario: Mhm! How 'bout this move??
(WAT)
(What are you even doing??)
Imma got a boner!
Way to go!! (I thought he was gonna say "Oh you so good you gotta Mario confused")
(oh no)
*coin pickup sound*
M O N E H H H H H H H H H H [Oh no]
Wario: YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(darn it Mario that just made it worse)
(Mario lands on the bridge alongside the bucket that came from nowhere)
I DID IT! I DID IT!
(Back to Boopk-
(NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
Mario: Wahoohoo! (Silence) Hello!!
Fishy Boopkins: Thank you!! (idk)
SMG4: Heyo! (Mario: Hm?) I need some help! BRING ME THAT @$$
Mario: No! *Italian gibberish*
NRRRGH!
SMG4: That is NOT an excuse
Fishy Boopkins: (falling) aaaaaaaaaaaaaa (ded) (SMG4 could've heard that)
(SMG4 walks into a portal at the front door that takes them out to the side)
Mario: *Very slow Italian gibberish*
(again)
*I think he said KOBE*
*Lands in the bin*
TFG4: Nice shot!
Mario: *that was easy button SFX* Oh yeah!!
HELP so MUCH trash (rubbish impact in a nutshell)
Mario: *Something to translate to a thousand bin bags* [Dont talk about the other subtitler >:v] (I'm not!! :< )
WELL NOW
*retro jump*
SMG4 (supported with real voice): The meme economy is really volatile nowadays
Memes go from fresh to dead in a matter of days (That's really interesting (That's not a meme, it actually is))
As a result, I've got to throw out old stock more frequently (wait, they're physical objects?)
LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO
Okely dokely doo! (I was expecting a rejection comment)
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*A very soft landing*
*snooooooore* night nighty
SMG4: OH COME ON!! OH NOOOOO
t h a t ' s a s o n I c e a
SMG4: I'll buy you luuuuuuuuunch
0.7 seconds later
*Wii turning on SFX*
YOU HAVE ENTERED POWER DRIVE
*Retarded vibrations*
(YOU'RE MISSING THE BIN ALMOST ENTIRELY)
*FAILURE*
*ANOTHER FAILURE*
*MASSIVE FAILURE*
SMG4: HEY STOP
(Runs over to stop Mario from becoming a HD Rumble Joy-Con) [i wanted a pro controller D:]
Stop doing this!!
Stop it. Get some help. (finally)
YEAAAAAAAAAAH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
(Later in the ballroom that doubles as a kitchen...)
Tari: *wiping the dishes*
Mario: OHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Tari: Mario! Let's do this! (I've always found her random clips to be out of place. At least Meta Runner fixes that)
(Mario flashbacks to horrific scenes caused by washing dishes)
Tari: Hmm... wanna play?
Mario and I: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH
( ͡° ͜ʖTari: Okay! Game on!!
LET'S DO THIS
OKAY
This is gonna be good! (I hope that robot arm's made of anything but iron)
Let's go!!
*thump thump thump*
Okey dokey (intense squeaking)
GO GO GO (intense bashing)
Tari: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | Mario: MOOOOOOOOOOOVE
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAA
(MAJOR MONTAGE OF MARIO INSANITY)
(Why does the room smell like smoke?)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (oh yeaaaaa)
(Tari runs from screen crunch to screen crunch)
Peach: Deda dada. Duh, DAAH daa dada, HEY!
Tari: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA | Peach: HEY WTF
Peach: AAAAAAAA HELP ME *le pinball*
(Groceries of anime magazines scatter)
ded
Tari: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
J U M P
(Yeah, if that robot arm's made of iron, Tari's stuffed)
(meanwhile) Peach: OO MAH @$$ (I referenced Luke's Smash Ultimate name)
(Mario peeks over)
Mario: HEY STINKY
Peach: Ohh, no
*exclamation gibberish* oh... hoe
Mario: *Princess mating call*
(Poor Peach, she sounds ill)
*get up*
Oh no! Mario!
Bob: Oh mY GoD SoMeOnE PlEaSe hElP Me hE HaS A GuN
Peach: Whut the hell is this??
(Well, let's see.
Kirby with a gun...
...Expanding Dong: Snake Edition...
...derpy Mario...
...and a fluffy cat doing something stupid...
...I'd say they're all memes Mario and SMG4 forgot to throw out into the rubbish)
RUN B!***!
*Saiko says something in Japanese* (if you know what she says, please tell me!!)
*More Japanese translation required here*
DEEDA, LAA DAA DE DAA, DAA
(BREAK THE TARGETS COMPLETE)
*Human gibberish again*
(MEGGY WHAT THE #^(& ARE YOU DOING??)
*Arrival*
Peach: ...Mario
squeeeeeeakk
Mario: You're WELCOME
*Awkward silence of fate*
Peach: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ( W T F ) Mario: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Peach: I'm gonna kick your @$$ mkay!!
Thank you SO much for watching! Don't forget about the limited edition SMG4 Girls shirt, closed captions were made by this newbie named GameKingLucas
If you enjoyed this video, don't be afraid to like it and subscribe to SMG4 as well as submitting fan art like this adorable human Meggy by Gimiko
Also, sponsor to him for interesting perks if you want to support the channel
Also, the Anime Arc ended last week so why don't you watch how Meggy turned into a human?
Or what whatever video is labelled underneath the list
That's honestly all I have to say, until next time :D (which is net week(unless SMG4 posts some behind the scenes work or something)) [Subtitlers - GameKingLucas and D.V.]