Blue: I am Blue. I'm joined by three people on this wonderful stream [Red laughs] we've got Red
Blue: we've got Cyan
But starting again, I'm like, "Oh, why can I only sprint for two seconds before running out of breath?"
"This is too much like real life."
This is insane, this is so
Cyan: It just zoomed in on the butt Blue: It just zoomed right in on the butt
Blue: On that round butt
Cyan: why is it so defined?
Red: The first games were also like, "It's dangerous to go alone,"
"Take the sword and the shield and all these potions," and this one's like, "It's dangerous to go alone,"
We left you your complimentary boxer shorts
Cyan: Oh No! Blue: Oh shit
(Red and Cyan laugh in the background)
Blue: Alright [groans]
Link: [jumping grunts]
Blue: I feel like I might have a hard time getting to all the [laughing] dragons in this stream
Cyan: We're going to make it work
Cyan: We're doing something about this
Cyan: :O
I know who you are
Not to be....
Blue: WHAT! (Red and Cyan Laughing in the Background)
Blue: I'm sorry
(Laughter)
Blue: What?!?
Cyan: You know those days when you're like, "this might as well quick save?"
Red: Love the logic of, "I'm cold, I'll eat something hot!" [laughs]
Blue: I'm trying to climb this mountain
Cyan: [in the distance] We have snacks lying about
Cyan: Do you need a hand
Blue: Just let me game cyan
Blue: I'm sorry. I really wanted to just start with a glider but everything else happened. All at once.
Red: Yeah
Cyan: This is the preparatory stage
Red: Who knew the Pandemic would interfere with our pandemic charity stream
Blue: Well, I
Thank you for your generous donation of $550.00, Link's Left Nut
(Laughter)
Cyan: Pick it up, right nut
Blue: These are Link's real ass pants. I mean, sure they're capris, but like look, you're in a half dead Kingdom.
Blue: You gotta make do with what you have.
Indigo: You're in a post apocalypse.
Indigo: Fashion faux pas are acceptable
Indigo: as long as you have a distinct personal style.
Red: Yeah, man!
Indigo: That's why when I go grocery shopping now, I wear four leather jackets all layered over each other
Indigo: with different sleeve lengths
Blue: Does this apocalypse spark joy?
Blue: Okay seek out Impa. We're not gonna do that
Blue: We're going to go get some dragons
Cyan: You know when you were younger and
Cyan: Your mom would print out MapQuest directions?
Cyan: That's what sitting next to you guys.
Watching you pull up the map for breath in the wild on your phone is like [laughs]
Red: Like you get in trouble for climbing 10 feet up a tree, but you climb 20 feet up a tree and then people start getting impressed
and when you get to 30 feet there's not much they can do to stop you
Blue: Slight tack off topic, uh, we get a lot of e-mails for the channel. A lot of them are
Blue: sponsorship offers for Raid: Shadow Legends and those go right to the trash
Blue: but anyway, oh that's our only spear Cyan: oh no
Blue: Why is history important?
Blue: What's so great about history? Like what we learn from it now in our modern day and for a second I was like
"wait a minute, what's the answer to this one? I need to think about this for a hot second."
Like I ended up giving an answer basically along the lines of like you know
"the more we understand about history, the more we understand not only-"
did he just kill us?
Cyan: i have no idea what happened but I'm going to assume its positive
Cyan: Look at that map!
Blue: alright! now we got to go talk to Impa
*dramatic noise*
Blue: Get the cutscene and then we get the dragons
Blue: I don't have a sword equipped, umm
Cyan: yeah screw it
Blue: it's okay
(laughter)
Cyan: love doing that one
Blue: oh hey we can see the divine beast, Vah Medoh over in the corner over there
Blue: In Rito Village, terrorizing the-
Cyan: Ah, yes.
Blue: the countryside and burning all the peasants.
Cyan: It's a lot like Metal Knights.
Red: Might as well pick a fight with it and see what happens
Blue: Red, we just got an email from our tax attorneys saying that our video on the Inca was very helpful to his daughter.
Blue: [laughs]
Cyan: Aaawww, hahaha
Red: [worried] What?
Indigo: Oh yeah I want you to go at night just to see what happens, but also chat is now
Indigo: Going back and telling us to go see Impa
Blue: [groans]
Red: No, no no hear me out there's two ways to get the dragons to spawn
Red: One of them is talk to Impa. The other one is defeat all four divine beasts
Blue: what the fuck!
Cyan: oh easy, lets go
Red: yeah simple am I right?
Blue: Ohoho no!
Blue: Shield surf!
Cyan: Your pot lid is badly damaged.
Shield: *breaks*
Blue: Ow, fuck, AAAHHH!
Cyan: i LiTeRaLlY sAiD iT's GoNnA bReAk UnDeR yOuR fEeT
Blue: Well-
Cyan: And what happened!? It broke under your feet!
Blue: All I see is that we got to Kakariko village
so much faster because of that. Think of how much time we saved rolling down the hill.
Red: I mean like I have a hard enough time
Red: After I spend like half an hour tuning my recording setup and then I can hear my thoughts
Cyan: History really does have the vibe of a family road trip.
Our destination and goals
Blue: Can we see dragons? We have dragons at home! Dragons at home: It's just Link falling off a cliff.
Cyan: everyone's saying
Cyan: Name your horse Sun Wukong. I'm missing the part where we have a horse, and that's not the horse's name
Blue: And that's not the horse's name!
Blue: The horse's name is (Red what's the horse's name?) Uh
Studious, erudite Red: Uh, it has a name
Red: Maybe we didn't finish talking to Impa.
Blue: Oh my God!
Blue: Oh no!
Disgruntled Blue: Way to wait a way - wait a minute, wait a minute
As it turns out we did not finish seeking out Impa
We have to maintain our streaming honor
Well, I'm not happy with me either so that
Feels a lot like a road trip right now
We've reached the breaking point, we're at like our fifth rest stop in Oklahoma and just nobody knows where we are
Every time I look up like how to get the Dragons to spawn I have worse and worse luck and everyone disagrees
so I'm convinced the designers programmed it so that it just it's
Okay, take a closer look at that sit down guys
Going
Be with it Oh take everything. Oh
I ran away. Oh
My god
Know what just happened
To the road trip we forgot the camera and you know what I can't believe we doing it again
All right one down three to go easy
Dragons the end of the Dragon so it took two hours, but I am once again asking dragons to show up
40 minutes never gonna get these dragons
I can't believe only
OSP could deliver a dragon rushing in which no dragon shell off goodies to anyone who wanted to see dry things on this story
Chat sing dragons don't spawn until you speak to Impa
I feel so bad that I promised dragons and I've got a little bit on one
Go to Kakariko village you talk to him, but just to get a dragon. I
need to show
One dragon on the screen
We're gonna title this like OSP Spring Break streams all the breath of the wild dragons - no, sad Blue - yes
Bhairava the fuck. Are you?