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Finn, what the f*** are you doing? Guys today, we are playing episode and I am so psyched about it
I just want to jump right into it honestly. We're on chapter 18, which means there are 17 other chapters before this one. So...
have fun. I actually roughly calculated the time and it would be like two and a half hours to watch all of them
I think, which is like the length of a movie.
So, if you're feeling like watching a movie of me playing an iPhone game,
then go ahead and go watch all 17 videos before this one.
Which speaking of, I said the same thing last week
and I made a comment that no one was gonna go back and watch them all but you guys
Literally did. You kind of need to because otherwise you will have no idea what's going on in this one and for everyone else
who has seen the series,
let's get started. Chapter 18. Okay, when we left off, we were talking to Nicole in my front lawn. All of the mean things
I did coming back around on me and all because of the stone boys. What would they have to do with anything? Seriously?
They're the reason my life's a living hell right now. I had a chance to come back to school but Cold Stone Creamery
made sure of it that I would never walk at graduation.
When exactly were cold stone and Jay going to ask my opinion on all of this?
Wait, okay
I'm so confused
My character's mad because Cold Stone made sure that Nicole would never walk
at graduation 'cause they're basically like making decisions for me.
I- I literally don't care
You're furious confront the stone boys. No one fights your battles for you or You're a little perturbed.
Ask the stone boys about Nicole's accusations. So Nicole is accusing them of ruining her life. I just don't get it
I guess the reason why I don't get it so much is because at the end of the day, Nicole
made her own decisions to do everything she did which is
really why she got in trouble in the first place. So I don't think I should be that furious about this.
I'll just say I'm perturbed.
Where the fuck am I? Is this the stone boy's house? They live in like a
Italian mansion? Where are we? Here's the thing, I get home today and Nicole's sitting on my front porch.
She tells me the reason that she's crying day and night. Suspended, kicked out of cheerleading and not walking at graduation
is because of you - is that true? She got what she deserved nobody hurts my Shortcake like that!
Listen Tessa, Cold Stone Creamery is all talk. I actually went down to the police station and filed a report.
What?
Okay, that's a
little extra I will admit that. That's pretty fucking extra why? My dad's taking the case personally
What the fuck what is going on? Literally what is happening? Don't you think that's my choice to make Jay?
Did you even think to ask me Tessa? I'm sorry
I never meant to. I don't want to be a part of your stupid weird brotherly pact. I don't want to be your girlfriend
I don't want to be your anything
Wait, but I still want to date Coldstone. I guess actually at this point they're both so irritating. Tessie
Oh my god. She just walked off. Forget them, I'm done with boys
for good. Okay
Alright, now we're in Tessa's bedroom.
Oh my god, it's my mom. May we come in?
Oh my god, oh my god. They totally heard about the police report or
my parents are getting a divorce.
'Cause I forgot in the last episode, I caught my dad cheating on my mom and they're both coming in my room
so maybe my mom knows now and she's like I'm over this motherfucker and they're gonna get a divorce and tell me.
Oh my god, I'm like nervous to click next
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Okay, here they are. Oh my god. She's taking a deep breath. We wanted to talk about something
Your mother and I have agreed that it's probably for the best if we...
Got a divorce. I knew it. I knew it.
Wow and I oop-
This is like my high school experience all over again.
Whatever nothing matters or what this can't be happening. Hmm
should I go like the edgy is something wrong with our daughter route? Or should I just
freak out. 'Cause I did catch my dad cheating so I can't be like so surprised about it, right?
Yeah, let's just say whatever nothing matters. You guys could be moving to Canada for all I care. It doesn't matter.
Tessa don't say things like that. Well, you are right, your mom is technically moving away
My mom's moving? Whatever just leave me out of it.
Ooo, angsty. Sweetie, do you have any questions? What's going to happen now?
The shade coming from my dad, did you see the air quotes? Your mom's moving back to Brooklyn to pursue her modeling dreams
What is my mom not like 50 years old? Please don't use that tone. What tone? That patronizing tone.
You don't think I'm gonna make it
Do you? Well, you're a little too old to be hands modeling. Oh hand modeling. And your a too old to be screwing the secretary!
I love how I am literally standing in the middle of this. Does she even know how to drive Jeff?
Ew, if she doesn't know how to drive doesn't that mean she's like younger than 16?
Is my dad a pedophile? Oh No. Yeah a stick shift.
You disgust me, if you could have just kept it in your pants! Well if you weren't high all the time on painkillers.
Oh my god, I gotta go, I gotta go
No way, no way, no way, no way
Maybe I'd actually feel something for you. Damn. This sucks so bad for Tessa look at her
They need to get the fuck out of her room and like go talk about this somewhere else. Oh, so this is all about you?
Yeah, it is. Right, Tessa is me
Holy shit, I just found out so much
Information. too much information. Did you see it coming too? I thought they were happy. What? she's the one who-
Never mind. So what happens now? I don't know, dad said I'm the man of the house now.
Wait, I thought my mom was leaving and my dad was staying? So we're basically parentless. Oh.
How can they be so selfish? Yeah actually for real, Tessa is straight-up still in high school. Hey I've got an idea.
Let's cheer you up. Yeah, I don't know if I'm in the mood. Come on. I'm picking up Beth in a little while
why don't you come to dinner with us? Oh, yeah, so I can third wheel.
Who knows maybe you'll meet the love of your life anything's possible.
Okay, so I guess I'm about to meet the love of my life. Oh, I kinda look cute,
I don't mind the dress. Oh no, who's here?
What is he doing here? We thought you could use some company. They set me up, with Jay!?
Oh my god, this game wants me to end up with Jay so
so bad.
WTF Travis or OMG this is so humiliating. I'm gonna say 'WTF Travis'. You lied to me!
No, I just left out a few minor details.
This is not a date! You're right, it's not a date it's whatever you want it to be Tessie
Well, we're all here now, so let's eat I guess
The transition from them standing to sitting. Oh okay, so we're all having a good time. Hey, I have an idea, do you like surprises?
There's this place I want to take you and I think you'll really like it
What kind of place? If I tell you it's not a surprise, but I can give you a hint. It's a place we can
score. Like in an arcade or
a basketball court or
A soccer field. Very subtle Jay, I'm intrigued. Are you serious? Are you serious?
Go on a surprise adventure with Jay or no thanks. I know I usually pick the paid option for you guys
but I'm gonna say no thanks. No thanks. I'd rather just stay out with Travis and Beth. Wait, why are they getting up?
Where are you going? It's getting late. I can take you home? Or I can it's not a big deal
Is there gonna be a choice now?
There's not even a choice. It's fine Jay can take me home. I'll see you later tonight. Ohhh
Relentless. Bye.
Alright, well I guess Jay is taking me home.
Why are we at the park together? Oh my god. Are you serious? Oh my god you guys.
I'm getting riled up! This was fun, thanks. You don't have to thank me Tessie. Oh my god who's here?
Why is she crying at the park by herself? What is he doing here?
This used to be our spot when things were so much simpler and we were all friends.
That was a long time ago, Nicole and before you decided to ruin my life. Can you ever forgive me?
I don't know what you've got up your sleeve Nicole. Jay I'm serious, this is making me uncomfortable, we need to leave, now.
Okay, she's bringing the dramatics. Alright, I'm sorry, let's go. Maybe I'll see you guys around. Hopefully not
Hopefully not. Oh my god, is he gonna walk me up to my front door and then kiss me? Oh, this is so awkward
Well, this has been an eventful night. Do you hear that music? Yeah, that's strange
What's going on? Ah?
What? Coldstone what the hell are you doing inside my house and who are all of these people?
Also what's going on with the game? Why is there like a black
square in the middle of the screen? Time for a rager Shortcake, Cold Stone Creamery always knows how to cheer you up
Wait, why is he throwing a rager at my house?
Oh my god is it over?
Of course. What is going on? The further we go the more the game tries to
forcibly place Jay Stone
Literally on top of me. Cold Stone throwing a party at my house makes him look really bad
and it was not a good move. They're like trying to set up Jay to be the better person. I don't know,
maybe I should have more of an open mind to Jay?
But either way, this chapter is over so, so is this video. I hope you guys like this chapter,
I hope it made you laugh and if it did, please make sure to give it a big thumbs up
it really helps out my channel and also leave a comment down below letting me know your feelings on Jay because clearly
we took a hard left turn in this chapter and we're heading straight into Jay's butthole. So I just don't know
what I'm supposed to do moving forward.
Let me know 'cause it'll help me out with making choices as we continue to move through the series and yeah,
I think that is pretty much it.
Thank you guys so much for watching and I will see you all next Saturday with another new video. Bye!