EXCITING FOR YOU.
YOU KNOW MY NEXT GUEST FROM "THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA," "SICARIO,"
AND "A QUIET PLACE."
SHE NOW STARS IN "MARY POPPINS RETURNS."
PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW," EMILY BLUNT!
♪ MARY DON'T YOU WEEP ♪
>> Stephen: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
THANK YOU.
>> OH, MY GOODNESS.
WOW!
HOW LOVELY.
>> Stephen: THESE ARE LOVELY PEOPLE HERE TONIGHT.
>> WHAT LOVELY PEOPLE.
WOW!
OH!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
>> MERRY CHRISTMAS.
>> Stephen: YOU LOOK VERY FESTIVE THERE.
>> RIGHT?
>> Stephen: THE LITTLE SPARKLY SWEATER THERE.
I LIKE THE BLACK WATCH PANTS.
YOU LOOK LIKE CAPTAIN SCUTLAND.
>> I WONDERED IF IT WAS A LITTLE TOO MUCH.
>> Stephen: NOT AT ALL.
HOW HAVE YOU DONE BN?
>> SO GOOD.
I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
YOU HAVE THE CUTEST RUN I'VE EVER SEEN, EVER.
LIKE, YOU RUP OUT HERE, AND YOU LOOK LIKE A SPRIGHT-- YOU'RE SO
ADORABLE.
I-- HONESTLY, YOU MAKE ME SMILE WHEN YOU SEE YOU RUN.
I REALLY LOVE IT.
>> Stephen: THANK YOU.
>> I WANT TON, HOW FAST ARE YOU?
ARE YOU LEGITIMATELY QUICK.
>> Stephen: I'M VERY FAST.
I'M VERY FAST.
LOOK AT THAT.
THAT'S A RUNNER'S LEG RIGHT THERE, BABY.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> I BET YOU'RE QUICK.
>> Stephen: YEAH, YEAH, THE MEN IN MY FAMILY-- THE MEN IN MY
FAMILY ARE NOT KNOWN FOR THEIR LONG SHANKS.
>> REALLY.
>> Stephen: DID YOU HAVE THE TOYS WEEBLS WHEN YOU WERE A KID?
THEY'RE WIDE AT THE TOP AND YOU CAN'T KNOCK THEM DOWN.
>> IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE A BIG BOTTOM --
>> Stephen: OH, I DO.
I DO.
I'LL SEND YOU SOME LINKS.
>> CAN'T WAIT.
>> Stephen: HERE'S WHAT I DIDN'T KNOW-- AND FORGIVE ME IF
I DID NOT KNOW THIS AND I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THIS-- YOU HAVE THE
VOICE OF AN ANGEL.
>> NO, NO, NO.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY-- SUCH AN
EXTRAORDINARY.
YOU SOUND SO LOVELY.
>> YOU'RE VERY SWEET.
SO NICE.
>> Stephen: I'M IN THE A NICE PERSON.
>> OKAY, THAT'S TRUE.
>> Stephen: HOW LONG-- DID YOU STUDY VOICE FOR A LONG TIME?
>> NO, I'VE ALWAYS LIKED SINGING BUT NOT IN FRONT OF PEOPLE SO I
WOULD ALWAYS DO IT SORT OF PRIVATELY.
AND ROB MARSHALL ASKED ME TO DO INTO THE WOODS."
>> Stephen: WHAT AM I SAYING.
YOU'RE LOVELY AS THE BAKER'S WIFE.
>> OF COURSE, THE BAKER'S WIFE.
I LOVED WORKING WITH HIM, AND HE THANK GOD LIKED WORKING WITH ME
AND ASKED ME TO DO "MARY POP-POP" NEXT.
>> Stephen: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN OUT ON THE ROAD PUSHING THE
POPPINS?
>> THIS IS WHY I'M SLIGHTLY DELIRIOUS WANTING TO TALK ABOUT
YOUR RON.
>> Stephen: SURE.
>> I HAVE BEEN PR PROMOTING "MAR POPPINS."
>> Stephen: DON'T CALL A MAN'S RUN CUTE.
THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT OLD MEN, "HE'S SO CUTE.
HE'S SO HARMLESS."
>> NO, I SAY THAT ABOUT A LOT-- IT'S NOT A THREAT AT ALL.
>> Stephen: CAN WE GO BACK TO ME?
WHAT PART OF THE RUN?
IT'S THE WAY GUSIDE TO SIDE WHEN YOU DO IT.
IT'S SO SWEET!
>> Stephen: THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU, YOU'RE VERY NICE.
>> AND YOUR HAIR FLOPS A BIT.
>> Stephen: YOU MADE ME LOOK LIKE A MUPPET JUST THEN.
WE HAVE A CLIP HERE.
WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS LITTLE CLIP?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> Stephen: I'LL SHOW YOU.
THERE'S A PHOTO FROM IT.
>> HELLO!
>> Stephen: WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THIS?
>> SO I'M ABOUT TO BATHE SOME CHILDREN.
>> Stephen: YES.
>> IN IT, AND I'M TAKING THEM ON A MAGICAL BATH TIME.
WHAT MARY POPPINS DOES IS TURNS THE MUNDANE INTO SOMETHING
FANTASTICAL.
THERE'S A DOLPHIN THAT APPEARS IN THE BATHTUB SO GET READY.
>> Stephen: JIM?
>> I SUSPECT, AND I'M NEVER INCORRECT, THAT YOU'RE FAR TOO
OLD TO GIVE IN TO IMAGINATION.
NO, NOT YET.
♪ SOME PEOPLE LIKE TO SPLASH AND PLAY
CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT?
♪ AND TAKE A SEASIDE HOLIDAY CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT?
♪ TOO MUCH GLEE LEAVES RINGS AROUND THE BRAIN
♪ TAKE THAT JOY AND SEND IT DOWN THE DRAIN ♪
>> Stephen: DELIGHTFUL.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
WHAT A LOVELY GIFT.
WHAT A LOVELY GIFT TO AMERICA AT CHRISTMASTIME.
>> YEAH, IT'S VERY SWEET.
>> Stephen: COMPLETELY CHARMING.
>> I KNOW.
IT'S SO SWEET.
IT'S LOVELY.
>> Stephen: YOUR COSTAR EMILY MORTIMER WAS ON THE SHOW LAST
WEEK.
>> SHE'S THE GREATEST.
>> Stephen: SHE IS LOVELY, AND SHE ASKED ME IF I EVER HAD A
CRUSH ON MARY POPPINS.
>> DID YOU?
>> Stephen: NO I HAD A CRUSH ON MARIA VON TRAPP AND THE OTHER
JULIE ANDREWS.
>> THE PAGEBOY HAIRCUT, THAT WAS IT.
DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON MARY POPPINS NOW?
>> Stephen: A LITTLE BIT.
DID YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON A DISNEY CHARACTER?
>> I HAD A CRUSH ON DICK.
DICK VAN DYKE IN THE ORIGINAL, HOT.
>> Stephen: THE CANDY STRIPED SUIT.
>> AND MULTITALENTED.
CAN PLAY ANY INSTRUMENT CDRAW.
CAN SWEEP A CHIMNEY.
KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
>> Stephen: OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
>> DISNEY.
>> Stephen: DISNEY.
>> DISNEY ARE LOVING IT RIGHT NOW.
>> Stephen: I BET THEY ARE.
>> AND I REALLY LIKED THE FOX FROM "ROBIN HOOD," AS WELL.
HE WAS FASCINATING.
ING.
>> Stephen: YOU WERE JUST NOMINATED-- CONGRATULATIONSES--
NOMINATED FOR A GOLDEN GROAB IN "QUIET PLACE."
>> NO, "MARY POPPINS."
>> Stephen: IT WAS A SAG NOMINATION FOR "A QUIET PLACE."
>> AND "MARY POPPINS."
>> Stephen: FOR THIS BAD SCENE RIGHT THERE AND THIS BAD SCENE
RIGHT THERE.
WHICH ONE WAS HARDER?
>> YIKES.
I MEAN, LOOK AT THAT.
SEE, THIS IS THE THING.
I SORT OF MADE BATHTUBS HORRIFYING IN THIS ONE.
AND THIS IS THE SORT OF SALVE TO THE HORROR THAT I'VE INFLICTED
ABOUT BATH TIME.
>> Stephen: I'M NOT SURE IF I WOULD WANT TO GET INTO A BATHTUB
KNOWING THAT THERE WAS A DOLPH NIN THERE.
>> WHY!
>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW, IT'S CROWDED.
>> DOLPHINS ARE DELIGHTFUL.
>> Stephen: BUT THE BATHTUB IS KIND OF SMALL.
THEY'VE GOT TEETH.
>> THEY DON'T BITE!
>> Stephen: WHAT?
>> DOLPHINS DON'T BITE.
>> Stephen: OH, YOU'RE IN A DREAM WORLD.
>> NO.
WHEN HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF SOMEONE BEING ATTACKED BY A
DOLPH GLIN NO, NOT ATTACKED BY A DOLPHIN.
BUT THEY DO BITE.
THAT'S WHAT TEETH ARE FOR.
>> I DON'T THINK THEY WOULD BITE YOU.
EVEN YOUR DELICIOUS RUNNER'S LEGS.
>> Stephen: IT'S NOT MY LEGS I'M WORRIED ABOUT.
WE GOT TIME FOR THIS?
THERE'S NEVER ENOUGH TIME TO TALK TO YOU.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE A DELIGHT.
>> LET'S HAVE DINNER.
>> Stephen: WE'RE GOING TO STRETCH THE TIME AND WEIGH IN ON
A FEW THINGS I WONDER IF YOU COULD GIVE US THUMBS UP OR
THUMBS DOWN.
MARY POPINS IS VERY JUDGMENTAL.
>> SHE IS.
>> Stephen: THINGS MUST BE THE WAY SHE SAYS.
AND WE WONDERED IF YOU WOULD WEIGH IN ON A FEW THINGS
YOURSELF AND THIS IS OUR NEW SEGMENT "BLUNT EMILY BLUNT."
>> THAT'S A NEW ONE.
>> Stephen: A NIEWS NEWONE?
NOT AT ALL.
RENDER YOUR JUDGMENT.
SHOULD FAKE CHRISTMAS TREES BE ALLOWED?
>> NO!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: SOMEONE'S A FAN OF HOUSE FIRES.
PICK A SIDE-- KATE OR MEGHAN?
>> NO, NO, NO.
>> Stephen: PICK A SIDE!
>> NO, NO, NO.
>> Stephen: NO?
>> OH, GOD!
WHO?
>> Audience: MEGHAN.
>> I DIDN'T SAY IT.
SHE SAID IT.
MEGHAN.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE ALLOWED TO GO BACK TO
LONDON.
IF ST OKAY TO RE-GIFT FROM A FAMILY MEMBER?
>> YEAH, YEAH, DEFINITELY.
>> Stephen: OKAY.
CHRISTMAS IN NEW YORK OR CHRISTMAS IN LONDON?
>> I'M GOG HAVE TO SAY CHRISTMAS IN NEW YORK BECAUSE I LIVE HERE
NOW, AND I'M SORRY, MOM!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
JACK RYAN?
>> "THE OFFICE" BECAUSE IT'S A GIGGLE, ISN'T IT?
COME ON.
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.
WHO HAS MORE MAGIC, MARY POPPINS OR SANTA CLAUS?
>> MARY POPPINS!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
ANYTHING FOR CHRISTMAS NOW.
>> NO!
SHE DIVERSIFIED.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST.
>> SANTA DOES ONE THING.
IT'S LIKE SHE DOES EVERYTHING!
>> Stephen: AGAIN, YOU JUST-- AGAIN, I'M JUST--
>> CHRISTMAS IS OVER.
MY PARENTS AREN'T COMING.
I'M NEVER INVITED BACK TO LONDON.
>> Stephen: YOU CAN COME HERE ANY TIME YOU WANT.
YOU CAN COME WITH US.
>> YEAH, YEAH, SURE.
CAN'T WAIT.
>> Stephen: I-- I SHOULD BE ENDING, BUT I DON'T WANT TO.
I'LL JUST TRY ANYWAY.
>> DO IT.
>> Stephen: LOVELY TO SEE YOU EMILY BLUNT.
>> SO LOVELY TO SEE YOU.
>> Stephen: OF >> Stephen: "MARY POPPINS
RETURNS" OPENS TOMORROW.
EMILY BLUNT, EVERYBODY!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CONGRESSMAN ADAM SCHIFF!