(eerie music)
(water rushing)
- Hi, are you almost done?
I just have to tinkle.
- Yet here's a spot.
- Where?
- Out, damned spot!
Out, I say!
- Oh, do you have a stain?
- Sorry?
- Do you have a stain?
I think I got a Tide to Go stick in here somewhere,
hold on. - Oh!
- [Woman] Yeah. - Okay.
- Yeah, here we go.
- Oh, um, th- uh, that won't work.
- Why? What kind of stain is it?
- Blood.
- Oh, shoot.
You know what you needed to do?
You needed to get club soda on that right away.
- I did? - Yeah, oh yeah.
You don't know the club soda trick?
Oh my God, my Uncle Leo swears by it.
I can't tell you why he knows
or I'd have to kill ya. (laughs)
(Lady Macbeth sniffling)
- Oh my God, it was only a joke.
- No, it's just I, I feel so horrible.
I just haven't been myself lately.
- Is this about a man?
- Yes.
- It always is.
What's his name?
- Macbeth.
- Macbeth?
Ugh!
That doesn't really roll off the tongue, does it?
What's your name?
- Lady Macbeth.
- And by that I meant it's a, it's a,
it's a very unique name.
You don't hear it very often, Macbeth,
it's a- it is, it's um, the more I say it, Macbeth,
it's very, uh, it's pretty.
Very pretty.
What, uh, so what are you so upset about?
- I did something bad.
- Oh, say no more.
Say no more.
I know exactly what you're talking about.
- You do?
Because it's a very unique situation.
- Oh I don't need to know the details.
Trust me.
I don't even wanna know.
Alls I know is that you feel guilty
and you're killing yourself over it.
- Wow. Yeah.
Y-yes.
- It sounds to me like you've done your penance, you know?
You feel like shit, what more do they want from you?
I mean, you're only human.
Right?
Would you do it again? No.
Do you regret it? Yes.
- Yeah.
You're right.
- Now, the real question is,
why'd you do it, right?
You really gotta think about these things.
Was it because you wanted more control over your life?
Hm?
Was it because you wanted to rebel?
Was it because you wanted to feel sexy?
- Oh, um... - Maybe have another man
touch you differently,
the way he didn't touch you?
- What is it that you that you think I did?
- Well, you cheated on your husband.
- No.
- Then what did you do?
- I convinced my husband to kill the king.
- Well, that's gonna be hard to come back from.
- Yeah.
- But you didn't do it yourself.
- No...but-
- So, you're good.
- Well, it's just that- - Look, like Uncle Leo says,
if you don't get your hands dirty,
you're never gonna get caught.
Okay?
From where I'm standing,
you're perfectly innocent in this whole operation.
- Yeah, I didn't physically do it
- but I did. - No buts!
Okay, Macbeth is a grown man.
He can make his own choices.
(plucky music)
- I guess.
- He has agency.
Okay, he could have said no,
you didn't have a gun to his head.
- You're ri-I didn't!
- [Woman] So? - Yeah!
- You know?
From where I'm standing,
I don't think any of this is on you.
- No! I think it's all on him.
- Yeah!
That's right.
- Wow!
Um, thank you!
- Oh you are more than welcome, sweetheart.
- Yeah, I just lost myself there for a sec.
- Oh, trust me, it happens to the best of us.
Really, it does.
Hey sweetie, why don't you come with me?
You know what?
I'm gonna set you up with my dry cleaner,
he gets out all sorts of stains,
blood stains, wine stains, you name it.
Come on.
- I just got a sleep therapy guy,
because I've been having some trouble.
I've been doing some sleepwalking.
It's like a whole thing.
The doctors think-
- Is that forest getting closer?
- Um...
It's not not getting closer.
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