(slow, dramatic music)
(muted yelling) (muted laughing)
(slow, dramatic music)
(hitting)
(lighter clicking)
(chain rattling) (disembodied chattering)
(disembodied laughing) (disembodied chattering)
(slow, tense music) (chains rattling)
(chains rattling) (dramatic music)
- Buddy?
Buddy?
(screaming)
(slow, dramatic music)
- This isn't even the same house in the photo.
- It's the house, Nicole.
(birds chirping)
- [Tiffany] When is the moving truck supposed
to get here, dad?
- Sometime this week, hopefully, I told you.
- There's no furniture here.
Where are we supposed to eat and sleep?
(doorbell ringing) (knocking)
- We'll make do.
(doorbell ringing)
- Hidy ho, neighbor.
I'm Kathy.
I just wanted to bring you a home warming gift.
- Oh.
- So, what brings you to our neck of the woods?
- My dad got fired from his high paying doctor gig
in New York because he couldn't keep his hands
off his nursing staff.
So, hidy ho.
Here we are in Bumfuck, USA.
(buzzing)
Gross.
- Kids.
Well thanks for dropping by, Kathy,
but we really gotta get back to unpacking.
(Kathy clearing throat)
- [Nicole] It's gonna take a decade to flip this house.
- [Tiffany] You really screwed us, dad.
- [Chad] Tiffany, not right now.
- [Tiffany] Why couldn't you just keep
your hands to yourself?
- [Chad] Say it one more time.
(Sammy shrieking)
(slow, dramatic music)
(footsteps approaching)
- What are you doin', weirdo?
- Uh.
Check out this arrow head I found.
Do you know what Native American tribe
inhabited this land?
(birds chirping)
- Was it (cracking) this one?
(disembodied giggling) (chains rattling)
(chains rattling) (slow, dramatic music)
- [Sammy] Hi, I'm Sammy.
What's your name?
(chains rattling) (slow, dramatic music)
(dramatic music)
(chains rattling) (slow, dramatic music)
(chain breaking) (disembodied giggling)
(chuckling)
- See, you can use chopsticks.
It's fine. (chuckling)
- I made a new friend today.
- That's great, sweetie.
(disembodied chattering) (slow, dramatic music)
(slow, dramatic music)
- I can't believe we're actually related.
(necklace rattling) (gasping)
(choking) (disembodied giggling)
(heavy breathing) (dramatic music)
(dramatic, tense music)
- [Narrator] Watch new scary vids every
Tuesday, Thursday and Friday.
(electronic music)