thank you for calling my name is can I
can I help you
you see I have this problem do you like
reading books yeah I also love reading
books but it sometimes is hard to find
you know the best platform to read them
on and I was wondering if you'd heard of
this amazing website called book Walker
yeah you had a fantastic did you know
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you could get 500 corgis towards any
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so you can go right ahead right now and
use that coupon code see dogon book
Walker global chill G butter you've got
been landed to Kampala a little fee so
the technician of that company should
you have it with the problem so that we
can go ahead and resolve that
oh yes III do have quite a technical
problem it appears that this deal is
just too good to be true sir
I'm just checking to make sure I'm not
seeing things here
well I'm don't have any idea about it
well let me tell you more about it you
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and use the coupon code seed off at the
checkout to get positive points free
what's any money that you want any I
repeat any manga that you want sir any
okay so you can go there right now and
I'll go wrong number no I got the right
number from where did you get this
number
well you know book Walker got in contact
with me and they told me hey you should
tell these guys and ask if the deal is
too good to be true
and while I query the deal it's too good
to be true do you think so as well
no no stop wasting your time as well as
my time okay but can I ask you something
serious yeah I just wanted to ask you
why aren't you using both Walker already
the service is fantastic and you can get
a free $500 coupon code see doc okay I'm
sorry I happen I've been wasting your
time I realize I'll I'll leave you to
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a little bill okay but I will do that
after I've told you about the great deal
that you can use on football field are
global JP by using the coupon code seed
I'll get the check out to get 500 coins
free towards any
manga that you want sir do you
understand this it's alright thank you
for choosing Kampf laughs here a great
night feels extremely good trust me
[Music]
thank you for calling Microsoft support
you talking to pray how can I help you
so I was shopping online for sub
Christmas presents for my friends and I
encountered two problems okay what did
the problem I was on Amazon I was trying
to pay with my credit card as you know
you might well know and pop up came up
on Windows calm and it tells me to call
the support and this number and the
second issue was is that I don't know
why I'm buying gift for friends I don't
really have you know first of all speak
you know properly I can heard only the
air coming from your mouth you're
telling me to speak properly yet you do
realize I'm a connoisseur and or thinner
English how dare you insult me let what
you deserve that's what I deserve I've
known you all believe I've seconds in
you're already hurling insults it the
way that I speak
stop calling about this number okay I
divide have a reported number Greg Greg
this is the first time I've called you I
have a legitimate issue with my computer
and you sit here and solved me for the
way that I speak I don't think yeah you
know you know that many people admire
and desire to speak the way I do Greg
[Laughter]
get a life how about you learn some
class and start talking similarly well
in life get I get get a life dare you
how dare you do important things in the
manner how dare you say I get a life
here yet are you going to help me with
my PC or not Greg you [ __ ] I'm call you
thank you for calling online Microsoft
Dora my name is Jason now may I help you
this sounds awfully like Greg I must say
my duck why you call again and again
because you insulted me Greg dare you
say how dare you hang up on me Greg I'm
Sebastian they asked for tell him thank
you for calling Microsoft just say
Daniel how can I help you hi Daniel how
are you doing I'm doing well you know I
have a few problems can I can tell you
them first okay so first off I called
here um
no longer than five minutes ago to
discuss issues with Matt my PC was
having and then your colleague Greg
would later change to James are insulted
the way that I speak all right he told
me that I don't speak properly which is
honestly just mind-blowing and insulting
know how it is I speak fantastically and
I know that I do I'm just a little
offended don't listen to people people
are allowed to say you know the words
they sting more than any physical pain
ever good okay I was wondering if your
colleague would apologize to me for
saying that Greg yes I'd honestly like
an apology from Greg do if you're if
you'd allow me to Elaine I will say on
the line for you sir the Greg is walking
with about Paulsen you can let me know
so just forget about Greg let me know
what are the issues that you're facing
on your computer
yeah you're right maybe I should just
forget about Greg you know he was he's a
bit of a toe
you know but I suppose I'll move on what
sorry you are calling me so now I
thought you being so kind to me a minute
ago what happened to that why would you
call me Oh what did you accomplish by
doing that please allow me to explain
you know if if I wanted to use a product
to say on Amazon and I ordered a product
and then they sent me a message saying
haha no not today told that tease for
someone else you'd be pretty upset about
that wouldn't you so I I just want an
apology
because what Greg said was very hurtful
to me he said I speak funny
I don't speak funny I speak
fantastically and I knew I know that you
agree with me on that I know that then
why would you comment so hmm because you
want to speak with Greg so let me no no
no so you should speak with him right
yes
question one all right yeah no no why do
you want apology from Oz just leave him
right if you will speak with him he will
abuse you more abuse music oh my
goodness it's far worse and I thought
you know what thank you I'm saying sorry
to you from Greg's side is that jokah
now no I want Greg to apologize to me I
appreciate you your apology and you know
it shows that you're a man of class and
I appreciate that I have no friends Greg
Greg finally found you chap what are you
going to apologize to me just wondering
ok you ready yes
now Greg Greg I know you don't mean that
I spoke with your colleague and he was
trying to apologize for you know he is
Neil he don't know how to talk to you
like people you know do you mean talk to
me what do you what do you see me as
some lower class than yourself is that
what you mean you are very high class
sir I cannot talk to you because yeah
precisely and I would like an apology
saying I can leave you alone okay tell
me how can I make a day better
I want you to apologize Greg that's what
I've been trying to do this whole time
Greg what do you think you're some kind
of anime protagonist with your your
secretive laughing is that what you
think Greg that doesn't sound like a
story to me Greg
it is sorry in my language in your
language the language of a peasant I'm
well aware of the language of peasants
and there is no such meaning of both of
a thing took off Greg now I'm sure that
your simplistic brain can understand
that I would just like you to say I'm
sorry to me
oh and then I'm I'm also sorry to you
sir I'm sorry what are you sorry for
Greg
you and that you were being little to me
yes you were being a little what you are
no yes you insulted the way that I spoke
now as far as I'm aware the way I speak
is the highest manner of speaking
okay I'm sorry and don't call me it wait
no no Greg what are you sorry for
what are you sorry for Berg you're going
to tell me what you're sorry for that I
have misbehaved with you yes you've been
a naughty boy haven't you Greg yes yes
you I'm sorry for that okay okay I
accept your apology why you will call it
back because Christmas thank you for
calling football how can I help you hi
how can I help you uh hi I was watching
some videos before and it said that if I
call this number there's some hot single
people in my area oh no I don't think so
you sound like just my type please hold
while I tried to connect you you just
hung up on me I'm just wondering what
the [ __ ] I might beat someone well
someone else was on the pole with you oh
yeah maybe you're right
anyway oh yeah I want help with my
Norton AntiVirus I think we don't
support on orders from Sarris wrong
number no no I have the right number we
don't support or not and you think I
give a [ __ ] if you do or don't I'm
calling you
you better answer my questions we don't
want your normal water what do I do if I
accidentally put my PC in milk number 2
do you know how to get friends cuz I'm
trying really difficult it's been it's
been a really hard time trying to make
friends out here you know yourself Lee
hey you listen to me
[Music]
my name is Alex oh hi Alex ah you're a
little quiet I can't hear you very well
can you hear me now
could be a little louder Alex well no no
can you hear me
uh yeah how you doing Alex I'm gonna
about you good man you got you some kind
of sad are you okay buddy yeah I'm what
you're sad cuz you're talking to me
yeah that's cuz I'm sad because you did
call this right now and you're not
telling me a problem Alex Alex my
problem is that you know you as my
friend sound upset
[Music]
oh no Alex what's up my buddy how you
doing one of the check-in on you make
sure you're okay you know but you don't
see you don't sound good Alex man I
gotta look out for you you my buddy need
not to worry about me
yeah I was just wondering you know you
know what why did you hang up on me
actually enough telling me what you know
I was going to but you hung up on my ass
so what am I supposed to do Alex tell
the phone the problem are you oh you can
telephone the problem no I want to tell
you my problem man come on good all
right as I was saying me you know I've
been you know it's the holiday season
and I've been getting kind of lonely and
I I just wish I had you know somebody to
talk to you know a little more often you
hung up on me didn't you Alex you Alex
[Music]