- Employment is fun!
(hooves clopping) (horse neighing)
What up everyone, it's your girl Superwoman
and right off the bat before I even get into this video,
yeah I know, a plug upfront?
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Okay, I'm done, I'm done, I'm sorry, geez.
Are you rushing me
while I am trying to do charity work?
Weird.
Weird, just like the following types of bosses.
You see what I did there?
That was a transition, that was a transition.
Crap, now I need another one.
Another one!
DJ Khaled, we the best
unlike the following types of bosses.
Number one, the Kook-Aid Boss.
Maybe you like your job, maybe you don't.
Maybe it's aiight, but either way it doesn't matter
because your boss loves the job.
They really, really believe in the company
and the important work they do,
such as sell electronics.
Alrighty team, it's important to remember
why we're all here.
To save the world from mediocre electronics.
Here at Good Buy, we know that customer,
they deserve those amazing headphones,
they deserve that TV that'll be outdated in a year.
Cables? We got it.
Warranty? We got it.
Will we replace your broken camera that's on warranty?
Absolutely not, but you're darn tootin'
we'll help you buy a new one.
They deserve all the gum, the beef jerky,
and the candy we got at the checkout counter.
In fact, you know what?
They don't just deserve it, it's their right.
I'm here to help you help them secure their rights
by buying our products,
'cause here at Good Buy, we know it's all about the customer
and changing their lives.
Like, damn, okay I thought I was the
UNICEF Global Goodwill Ambassador
but it's clearly you.
Number two, the robot boss.
You ever dated someone who was so emotionally unavailable?
Yes, said all of your exes.
Shut up, zoom diddly,
you know you have the same exes as me.
Well it ain't just exes that are robotic,
it can be bosses too.
Hey, hi sir, excuse me.
I just wanted to follow up on the email I sent you.
I was hoping, if possible, I could get Friday off.
(playful music)
Because my sister is having a baby.
From her body.
(playful music)
Okay, I feel like you should be responding to me
with words.
Do you have any personal days left?
Well no, that's why I wanted to talk.
Then you can't take Friday off.
See the thing is, my sister is scheduled
to have a human come out of her body, so.
But you don't have anymore vacation days.
No.
Then you can't take Friday off.
I feel like maybe you're not hearing me.
No, I am.
You said you don't have anymore vacation days
and I said you can't take Friday off.
Is that what happened?
Yes.
Okay, good chat, thank you.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was a place of employment,
not the movie set for I, Robot.
Really? Try again.
Look, okay, my old worn out shoe
has more sole than that boss.
Ouch, God, that was really bad.
Okay, okay, this boss is such a robot,
that it went on Maury and found out
that WALL-E was his son.
(Lilly laughing)
Really, you should stop making videos.
(mumbling)
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Number three, the BFF Boss.
Now this boss wants to know everything about you,
because they're not just your boss,
they're your friend.
This boss is so annoying, and is 100% me.
Hello, how are you my friend?
How's your knee? Is it doing better?
What'd you do this weekend?
Oh, hi, thanks for asking.
It's a lot better, and nothing,
I just hung out with some friends.
Oh, and you didn't invite me?
Okay, no worries, next time.
Listen, I'm not just your boss, I'm your friend okay?
We should hang out some time, have a girls' night.
Yeah, okay sure, of course.
I just didn't know if that was appropriate.
Come on, I'm fun, I'm easy.
What's your favorite drink?
I don't drink.
Stop, what is it?
Vodka? Tequila?
Are you a tequila girl?
What is it?
It's vodka, vodka Sprite.
Vodka and Sprite, so good.
I could use one of those right now,
you know what I mean?
A little bit of Sprite left in the kitchen office.
I took some home on Friday.
You what?
(telephones ringing)
What, don't judge me.
If I'm paying people, they 100% need to pretend
like they're my friend, okay?
It's part of the job description.
Number four, the Boss Who Can't.
Now this is the boss who's not suited
to be a boss at all, but they've been placed
into this position and they are having a literal meltdown.
Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
I forgot my clipboard at home.
Great way to start the day, Phil.
Yo boss, somebody wants to order a burger
with just half the bun.
What do I say?
What do you mean?
They just want the bottom bun but not the top bun.
Some diet or something.
Then it's not a burger, and we only sell burgers here.
Aiight, so I should tell her we can't do it?
Hold on!
I mean, you could just not put the top on the burger
but I'm not sure what the value of the burger is.
Let me call head office.
I don't know, what about 20 cents.
Hold on, hello, hi.
Yes, it's Phil.
How much are our top buns worth?
Hey yo, my bad, my boss is losin' his mind right now,
hold on.
The bun, the top of the bun, I got a code blue here.
Hey yo boss, she's gettin' pretty impatient.
(Lilly whining)
Oh man.
Ima just say we can't do it.
God, why couldn't they just keep me on the fryers?
Don't mess this up Phil, you need this job.
AKA me every Tuesday... and Monday.
And Thursday.
Wait, is today Thursday?
Yo, what day is it?
Did I press record?
The battery is done, where are the batteries?
Every single time.
Guys, where are the batteries?
Where do you keep them?
It's flashing, I don't know.
Oh my God, is the mic not plugged in?
Why is this happening to me?
This always happens to me.
(Lilly groaning)
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