- "Why do you guys sound like Oliver Twist on crack
"when you try to imitate our accent?"
I don't think we sound (sniffs) like that.
I think that's (sniffs) (bleep) ridiculous, mate.
("Rhythm Rider")
- "What is our obsession with red cups?"
I'm not obsessed with red cups.
I'm obsessed with not wanting to do the dishes, all right?
They're good, you just throw them away.
What's your obsession with tea kettles, OK?
What's up with that?
And crumpets, what even is a crumpet?
- "Why is your bacon so weird?"
Honestly, go (bleep) yourself.
- I guess it's because we
raise our pigs the right way or something.
Maybe you guys are doing something wrong with your bacon.
- "Why are you so bad at geography?"
I don't know, why are you guys so good at stereotyping?
- "Why do you guys say, 'I'm so exited?'
"Are you actually excited every time?"
Yes, we are.
We are very excited all the time
because life is great, especially here in America.
- Do British people not get excited about things?
Is that not allowed?
- "Why is your bread so sweet?
"It's disgusting."
- The only bread I know from you guys
is English muffins.
What the hell is that?
- "Why do you view Europe as a single country?"
Is it not a single country?
- "Why do you guys make everything so big?"
Well, I think your perception of big is completely skewed
'cause I saw Big Ben.
It wasn't that big.
It was medium Ben at best.
- "Why do you call the wrong things biscuits and gravy?"
Have you ever stopped to think
that maybe you guys are wrong?
- Why do you call fries chips?
It's fried potato, not chip potato.
- Why?
Everyone picks on America, and I'm tired of it.
We're good people here.
- "Can we trade John Oliver for Madonna?"
Nope, we're keeping John Oliver.
He's ours now.
He's great.
He's doing a great job over here.
I think he's happier here.
- "Why is Oprah not on anymore?"
Basically, Oprah's very busy running an empire
that is the whole entire universe,
so she doesn't have a talk show on anymore,
but if you come to my house,
Oprah's always on.
- "Why do you have massive gaps
"in the doors of our toilet cubicles?"
Because we're not afraid to show off what we got.
Are you?
("Rhythm Rider")