I honestly was just bored as fuck in my room,
and I saw all of these internet kids
in beef and drama
And I was like, "Wait okay,
I have no beef or drama.
Like my life is boring as fuck."
So I entered myself
in all the beef in drama, but also I did it in a smart way
because I didn't want to do the whole exposing tea shit.
I think that shit is just corny as fuck to me.
So I was like,
"You know what, I'm gonna make a song called "Cancelled,"
and I'm gonna use every single
thing that someone got canceled for.
Instead of me just canceling them myself.
I was in the studio with my manager
and he was pulling random beats.
And I obviously wanted to use a copyrighted beat
because Tay-K "The Race" hits different.
I'm sorry, it just does.
But they refused
because you know, I don't want to get copyrighted
and they pulled up this random beat
and I was like, "Okay, bitch, like ooh, this is fire.
I like it."
And then I just used it, not knowing whose beat it was.
And then after the song was done, the music video was done.
My manager was like, "Oh, you know, Internet Money, bitch.
They produced it."
And I was like, "Wait, like, who's that?"
And he was like, "Lemonade"
And I was like, "Oh, okay, period."
The reason why Bryce was first was just because
I feel like me and Bryce have such a love-hate relationship.
And I just felt like his name just needed to be said.
Like if you think of scandal,
if you think of drama, you think of that bitch, Bryce Hall.
And I honestly can't say that's a joke.
Because I honestly feel like that nigga got smelly balls.
And I said what I said.
He looks like the type who don't wash his balls.
Bryce, if you're watching this, I'm sorry,
but like, it's the truth.
When I showed Addison that first line
her mouth dropped. I don't think I've ever seen Addison
so shook in her entire life, but she loved...
That was the first line I ever showed anybody.
And she loved it.
Jeffree Star scares me.
I feel like if I ever saw him in the streets
at night time, I would absolutely run away.
Because one, he's tall, and two, he is just so powerful
and rich.
I honestly feel like Jeffree Star,
I feel like he's a witch, on God.
I saw a video of him saying the N-word, like in 2006.
And I was like, "Oh, Jeffree says n****,"
'cause he does.
I mean like, hey, white people can't say n****.
I can say it, but I just felt like I should go in there
and it flowed so well I had to say it.
Okay, I'ma be real with y'all.
Noah's neck isn't that big in real life.
I just felt like I needed to just throw that meme
in there just because like it's what everyone says.
So I did what I did.
But honestly I will say
out of all of the men I've seen online
Noah has like the most normal neck.
Like, can we change it up and call him Normal Neck Noah
at this point?
Everyone thinks I've seen both his and Griffin's dick,
which is not the case at all.
Thank God.
If I ever did that, I would have to bleach my eyeballs
but I don't know what their penis looks like.
I don't know who has a bigger penis.
I really can care less
but you can't tell me that wordplay wasn't good.
I said what I said. The wordplay was fire,
I'm sorry.
Nikita Dragon, her skin is darker
than it should be.
And you know, everyone tells her not to do it.
She knows better.
I'm pretty sure she's well aware now, but the line
and the wordplay and the way it was just there,
I had to say it.
That Shane Dawson line was just something that
I don't think I was prepared for mentally
because I'm a cat person.
Right? So when I heard Shane Dawson likes to have sex
with his cats, I didn't believe it.
But I thought it was the funniest thing ever because imagine
You could just see Shane Dawson doing some
weird shit like that.
I thought it was so funny,
I know it's not true,
but I think that's the most funniest like rumor
of like 2019.
You can't tell me that's not.
When I was a younger child, I Tweeted some dumb ass shit.
And I was an idiot back then and people would
try to like educate me, but you Tweeting me and spamming
that Tweet constantly trying to like call me out.
You're not educating me.
You're canceling me.
You Quote Tweeting my tweet trying to meme it
is not educating me at all. One, because I'm grown,
I know I'm very well educated.
Two, it's like, where's the education part?
You're just saying, "This you?"
Educate me.
Tell me why you're upset.
A, B and C. Not "This is you" question mark.
Like that's not... That's canceling, babe.
Bitch, you dated Jake Paul?
Okay, I guess.
That's how I thought about it.
But I mean like, I don't know him personally
so I really couldn't say. He's probably a really sweet guy.
Like go off Jakey.
Like, you know what I mean?
But also it's like
the things I've heard and I'm like, "You dated Jake?
Okay, go off sissy."
You know.
Fun fact, that was my first time ever switching a beat
I didn't even know that was possible
until I started listening to Drake.
Like I heard Drake do it with Future,
and I was like, "What the fuck? I wanna do it."
So I was like, "You know, this beat is cute.
Like this Internet Money, bitch beat," Had to flex.
"Is cute."
Like the beat was cute,
but I needed something just like a little more like
So that's what I did.
Honestly, I think it was the best choice I've ever made
in my entire life of living.
Like that was the most fun I've ever had making a song
in my entire life.
I know you didn't shart.
Just to clear the rumors,
Nessa did not shart on no ones face.
She didn't shart period, it was Bryce.
So let's clear the air.
I just thought it was funny.
And like, I know she probably laughed at it,
but still like stopped calling her Shitty-Booty Nessa,
it's not nice, it's not nice.
Charli never had a vape.
That was an anxiety pen.
Okay. That's an anxiety pen.
So my girl Charli D'Amelio never vaped a day in her life.
Y'all need to stop vaping,
like instead of hitting the vape, hit the Quan or something.
I don't know.
Like hit subscribe on Genius, bitch! Jesus.
Hype House, I love all of the members in Hype House.
You guys are all amazing, outstanding people.
But I just feel like if you didn't know them personally
you would think they stink in real life.
'Cause I've seen that comment.
They were like, "I don't know y'all,
but I could tell y'all stank."
So I was like, "You know what?
I'ma just roll with it."
So I did. Thomas doesn't have stinky breath.
I promise you.
He's also very rich, so he has a lot of toothpaste.
I'ma be real with you, I feel bad for her.
I feel like she's a nice girl.
If I could hug her, I so would.
But honestly it's like
I think personally, getting upset over one thing that was
about vitamins is just a little bit too childish.
And you know, I'm only 22.
So I can't really speak on her behalf.
'Cause she's older than me and she's my elder.
So I'm going to respect her.
So Tati, I'm on your side.
Tati, I'm on your side.
You're my elder, my mom told me to respect my elders,
so I take back my lyric and you know what,
fuck James Charles.
I'm joking.
Bryce Hall and Josh Richards made a song called
"Still Softish" towards Lil Huddy.
You know, Lil Huddy, The Vampire King,
that's what he likes to be called.
I don't know.
But they we're calling him still softish
and they were really just dragging him through the dirt.
And I was like, "You know, that's kinda mean guys
like he's like, he's skinny.
Like he's not a fighter.
He doesn't really want drama.
So let me just defend him."
'Cause you know, I was that kid who just got picked on
and I had to defend my skinny, white friend,
so I did what I needed to do.
So I brought Bryce's ex-girlfriend out.
And I talked about Josh Richards pretzels.
If y'all don't know what a Wetzel-Pretzel is
from Josh Richards
literally, you don't want to know.
I advise you to just keep scrolling
and don't question it.
Honestly, just ignore that line like it doesn't exist,
'cause you won't be able to sleep at night.
I promise you.
I refer to everyone who goes on Triller
because they're getting a check.
I mean get your bag.
But like honestly that app sucks so bad.
That's probably the most ugliest app I've ever seen
in my entire life of like platforming,
or being a social media influencer.
It's only because they wouldn't pay my house.
I'm gonna be real.
It's only because Triller refused to pay my rent
and you know what?
I'm salty about it.
I'm not going to say it, but I think it's a race thing
but you didn't hear it from me.
The Dolans, my friends, the twins
they are very strict on their follow-to-following ratio.
They like to follow as least people as possible.
Was that proper English? Don't know.
But yeah, they unfollowed me and I was a little bit salty
about it, but I mean, they would still text me.
So I was like, "Wait, so you guys don't hate me?"
But like, I feel like in 2020, we're all like co-dependent
on following to make sure we have validation
that we're still friends.
And I think we need to stop that because even
though they unfollowed me, they're still really nice to me
and I get it.
So I'm sorry for that line.
Ethan and Grayson, I didn't mean it.
Your channel is still doing quite amazing.
David Dobrik, king, if you're watching this, I love you.
But hey, I have the money to buy a Tesla
but it just doesn't hit the same.
I want one from you.
I'm not getting a Tesla until David Dobrik gives me one.
I swear on my life that if I don't get a Tesla
from David Dobrik, my purpose is done.
There's no more living for me or if I have to rob him,
I'll do that too.
Cute little pink ski mask with my bedazzled guns.
I am most definitely a human punching bag at this point,
but hey, I'm sensitive as fuck.
So if I respond and I start talking my shit back,
then that's on you.
You said something that hurt my feelings, not me.