>> GOOD EVENING, FELLAS. IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?
>> UM, NO. >> IT'S A PLEASURE TO JOIN YOU
BOTH. MY NAME IS ADAM GROSSMAN.
I'M 6 YEARS YOUNG. AND THIS IS MY VERY LOVELY AND
VERY SINGLE NANNY, MISS LILY. AND SHE MUST BE FROM JAMAICA
BECAUSE SHE'S MAKING ME GO TO BED AT 8 TONIGHT!
[ LAUGHTER ] AND I'M 6.
>> HI, AND AIM NOT FROM JAMAICA. >> WELL, WELL, WELL, THERE'S TWO
OF THEM. I LIKE YOUR CHANCES FOR THIS
EVENING. AS FOR ME, I WILL BE SPENDING
THE NIGHT WITH MY HAND IN A SOCK.
WHAT, I'M MAKING A SOCK PUPPET! I'M 6 YEARS OLD!
>> JUST CALM DOWN, ADAM. >> I'M ONLY JOKING, SHEESH!
TALK ABOUT A WET BLANKET. I LOVE YOU TO DEATH BUT
SOMETIMES YOU'RE ABOUT AS FUN AS APPLE SLICES FOR DESSERT.
I'M KIDDING. SHE'S GOOD PEOPLE.
WE SPEND A LOT OF TIME TOGETHER BECAUSE OF MY PARENTS DIVORCED.
>> OH, I'M SORRY. >> DON'T FEEL BAD FOR ME.
I'M GETTING EVERY KID'S DREAM. TWO HANUKKAHS.
>> NOW CAN I GET YOU FOLKS SOMETHING TO DRINK?
>> A CUP OF JOE FOR MY, SWEETHEART.
AND I LIKE MY COFFEE LIKE I LIKE MY NANNIES, BLACK AND TWITTER!
I'M KIDDING! I'M KIDDING!
>> I WILL TAKE A FRUIT PUNCH SWEETHEART.
ALWAYS GET YOUR DRINKS HERE. THEY TRY TO LOAD YOU UP ON ICE
SO THEY CAN BLOW ON THE PUNCH TO RACKET.
>> I'LL HAVE A GLASS OF WINE, THANK YOU.
>> YOU BET. >> OKAY, SO I GUESS I'M DRIVING
HOME, I'M JOKING.
EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT, MOM. DRINK ALL OF THE RED STRIPE YOU
WANT. >> I'M NOT JAMAICAN.
♪ I SHOT THE SHERIFF BUT I DID NOT SHOOT THE DEP --
♪♪♪ YOU'RE GIVING ME NOTHING HERE!
I'M ABOUT TO SHOOT THE TEETH WITHOUT A STRING.
>> OH, I'M SORRY, LITTLE GUYS, SOO-CHIN ISN'T WORKING TONIGHT.
DUE TO HE GOT FIRED FOR STEALING BEEF.
[ LAUGHTER ] DON'T WORRY, CHEF GAIL'S GOT YOU
COVERED. >> TO -- NO OFFENSE, GAIL, BUT I
HAVEN'T BEEN AS DISAPPOINTED SINCE I
FOUND OUT THERE IS A SANTA CLAUS AND HE WANTS NOTHING DO WITH ME.
I JUST HAVE TO SELL THE SMALL SOCKS.
WHAT ARE YOU TWO FELLAS CELEBRATING SOMETHING?
>> ACTUALLY, YES. WE BOTH JUST GOT ENGAGED.
>> OH, MAZEL! HERE'S SOME MARRIAGE ADVICE FOR
YOU. DON'T DO IT!
I'M KIDDING. I'M SEWEROUS.
WHAT DO I KNOW. YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY A LOT OLDER
THAN ME. WHAT ARE YOU, 11, 12?
>> I'M 37. >> SO I GUESS MY NEXT QUESTION
IS, WHAT WAS MOSES REALLY LIKE? I'M TEASING!
AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT AS OLD AS LILY HERE.
YOU KNOW HER SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER IS TWO!
[ LAUGHTER ] REALLY, LILY'S SO OLD IN HISTORY
CLASS, SHE JUST WROTE DOWN WHAT SHE WAS DOING.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY, ADAM, LET'S JUST LET
THE NICE MAN ENJOY THE DINNER, OKAY?
♪ ONE LOVE ♪♪♪ I'M KIDDING!
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT.
I'M SURE YOU'LL BOTH MARRY TWO VERY LOVELY WOMEN.
>> ACTUALLY, WE'RE GETTING MARRIED TO EACH OTHER.
>> OKAY. THAT'S A SCRATCH.
YOU'RE DOING WHAT NOW? >> I'M SORRY, HE'S PROBABLY JUST
A LITTLE CONFUSED. >> HEY, LIKE MY MOM IS
COMPLETELY FREAKING BLOWN! TWO VIKINGS GETTING MARRIED TO
EACH OTHER. THAT'S GENIUS!
WAIT UNTIL ELI HEARS ABOUT THIS. HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
WE'VE BEEN PLAY-DATING FOR YEARS.
I LOVE HIM DEARLY. HE'S 3'5", LIKE 14, HAS THE
STINKIEST HANDS I HAVE EVER SEEN.
I CAN'T HELP IT, I LIKE TO FIX PEOPLE.
>> THAT'S CUTE. >> I HAVE TO ASK, WHO'S ON TOP?
>> HATE -- >> RELAX, I'M 6.
>> HATE -- I MEANT BUCK BEDS.
LILI, I'M GOING TO NEED YOU TO SQUEEZE THOSE LONG ISLAND HANDS
TO GET THESE PUPPIES OUT. SO MAKE SURE YOUR RINGS ARE OFF
THIS TIME IN CASE YOU HAVE TO FISH ONE LOOSE AGAIN.
>> WOULD YOU BELIEVE I HAVE A FOUR-YEAR DEGREE?
>> I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT