Hello, hi, just trying out different hi's.
Did you know there are 27 bones in the human hand that's crazy. That's a quite interesting fact I think, about the number 27
27 can be an interesting number it can be a clever number please try and remember that guys don't call the number dumb just because
It's now made it into the title of one of these videos this is
the top 10 dumbest tweets part
27 Give this video a like if you're still enjoying the series if you're still here with us
And you want to see us reach part 30. It's not even that far away now
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I'm actually going to be bringing out a video of me reacting to you guys reacting to these dumbest tweet videos should be a
extra dumb all right coming in at number 10
I wish I had an older twin brother who looked like me
So I could use his id to do adult things like go to a bar hashtag can I be 21 yet?
He wishes he had a twin brother that was older than him
Significantly older than him help me please okay some twins are born minutes or even hours apart
But I don't think you're ever going to be that different in age from your birth twin that you need to borrow Their iD
Right normally I wouldn't even have to ask that question
But you guys know that these videos have me questioning my own sanity at the number 9 spot
Fellas your mom is in a cardiac arrest and your wife is about to give birth. they're in two different hospitals
Which one you going to? Mom
Just gone have to sit in jail because I want to see my baby born I'll bond her out the next day
I had to read this one about twice before it hit me. This guy didn't think a cardiac arrest was a heart attack no
He thought it was a police arrest wow
This is what it's come to you guys look there's a lot of medical terms out there
I'm not familiar with but mate the clue is in the tweet. It said hospital, not jail
I really hope this guy doesn't end up becoming a doctor every time someone has a heart attack
You're going to send them to prison coming in at number eight now this woman said guys
I'm trapped in an amtrak elevator at BWI airport
Help well luckily Amtrak replied. We are sorry to hear that.
are you still in the elevator?
Wow That's lucky they replied so fast it only took five months. Yeah look at the date
She was stuck in the elevator in February, and they finally got round to replying to her in September now
That's what I call customer service bit late isn't it just a little bit late
She's either died in that elevator, or she's just got a notification from someone trying to help her get out of an elevator
That she got out of five months ago guys if you have a visit dumb Twitter
Please don't get stuck in an elevator Next up at number seven this person used
13,000 pennies to create this peng floor Joke's on him because now he just wasted
$13,000 smh
Amazing so guys if you still want to visit dumb Twitter despite the whole elevator
Situation you might be wondering what the currency exchange rate is well based on this tweet
Alone one American Penny is exactly the same as one dumb Twitter dollar
Yeah, it looks like the joke was actually on the guy who said the joke was on someone else
But their both is probably off doing other things with their lives now, and I'm the one just over analyzing it
guess the Joke's on me. Okay. We're at number six now, and we're asking do iphones even work or is everyone just pretending
In ancient times philosophers were already starting to wonder about some of life's biggest questions. What is the meaning of life?
What happens after death? Do we really have free will? and the biggest question of all of course do iphones even work?
Or is everyone just pretending? sometimes people don't want to buy iphones because of the price maybe, or they don't like apple
Maybe they prefer another brand of phones
But I've never heard of someone being put off buying one because they're worried that they will have to
Pretend that it actually works. What is this?
I'm pretending this tweet
Wasn't real so now let's move on to at number five
I can't wait to cut the andbuildadacord when my daughter is born.
I know medicine is hard
but I think everyone should have a difference between an umbilical cord and them and
an andbuildadacord. one of them is the link between a mother and her unborn baby and the other is
Complete nonsense, when this guy asked the doctors if he can cut the andbuildadacord. they're going to look very
Confused and then very slowly take the scissors away from him. never trust a man who says andbuildadacord
alright next up at number four selfie in the Auschwitz concentration camp
[whoo]
Selfie [whoo]
No, not there, please not there. Earth is a big place there are millions of places to take great selfies
I don't think the most famous Nazi Death camp
Responsible for the deaths of over a million people is a great place to be so happy for a selfie
that's just my opinion, but you guys should form your own opinions yourself
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Do you at number three? Yes? You should get vaccines, and so what is that makes your kid artistic
it doesn't mean he's gay uh
So let's decode this you should always get vaccines
Even if that means your kid will be artistic
Not autistic and none of that means that he is gay, this message was brought to you by the medical association
of dumb Twitter. what I love about this one
Is that for her to tweet this just think she must have seen someone else?
Tweet that you shouldn't get vaccines because that will make your kid artistic and that will always mean they're gay. that's right
There's an even more stupid tweet out there the gave birth to this tweet. I'm sorry guys
I couldn't find it, but I won't stop looking you guys know the dumb tweets can run, but they can't hide
What is my life at number two tell me did you fall for shouting star one without a permanent scar?
now I had a suspicion that this might be a song lyric in yeah the lyric is obviously meant to be a shooting star a
shouting star would be terrifying when you wish
upon a star
makes no difference
Who you (shouts) are
and finally now at number one 9/11 never even happened. It was probably special affects, hmmm
Hmm. I've heard some pretty strange 9/11 conspiracies in my time
But this has to be one of the strangest of them all and the dumbest
But wait, she's not done yet guys, when someone calls her out for her incredible stupidity she replies
No, that's why I think it's fake. Maybe everyone who was there was paid off
Yes
You heard it here first, 9/11 was actually really good special effects and the thousands of people that died were
Apparently paid off same with a millions who actually saw it happen in person. They were all paid off too
I've got a less crazy
Conspiracy theory hear me out all
These dumb tweeters are just special effects to trick me into making new dumb tweet videos and all of you guys are being paid off
To comment asking for a next part in the series. Am I close or has dumb Twitter just made me really really paranoid?
(Danny Noise) perhaps we can answer that in a part 28 its getting quite ridiculous
Now isn't it do you guys want to part 28?
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I talked about earlier where I react to you guys reacting to these videos, should be fun
I'll see you there, and I'll see you all in the next video (static)
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