Now, if you know me, you know I'm a scientist.
I love researching new things and trying them out
to see if they work, or not.
Usually I end up experimenting on myself.
And now Ellen's paying me to do it
for our new digital show, Tiff Busters.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Aye, TiffBusters, TiffBusters.
Tiff, Tiff, TiffBusters.
Aye.
Now Marlon is here to help me out.
You ready, Marlon?
Nothing about to explode or nothing, right?
No.
Nothing is going to explode.
All right, good.
But I'm here to bust some myths.
Now one of the myths that I learned
is that if you add egg and olive oil,
then you mix that together.
It will make your hair grow.
Now, you gots to mix it up and then you put it on like that,
right there.
Right?
You put that in there real good like that.
And then you got to Saran wrap it.
Right?
So I put it on my thin side.
Because I want that side to grow more.
Than you Saran wrap your head up like this right here.
Right?
You Saran wrap that, and then you wear that for like an hour.
OK?
You wear for it a hour.
You let it settle in.
You let it absorb.
Because all the protein and the nutrients get in your head.
And then rinse it out.
And make sure you rinse with cold water.
Because if you use warm water, you will have an egg head.
OK?
What if you sit in the sun?
Is that going to have a fried egg head?
Yeah.
Then you gonna have egg in your head.
It's gonna be real eggy.
You couldn't do that at my mama's house.
My mama whoop your behind.
I don't care about your hair.
You wasting good food.
Now, I don't know if you ladies have this issue,
but I grow the mustache.
And what I learned is if you mix turmeric and milk together,
right?
What's that?
Yeah, I've grown a mustache.
I've never seen.
I never knew--
I know you never seen my mustache.
Because I put the turmeric and milk together.
Oh wow.
I make a little paste.
What is going on?
And then you put that on your lip right there like that.
Right?
And then you leave that on for 10 minutes.
Now do not leave it on for more than 10 or 15 minutes.
Or you will look like our current president.
You will be orange in the face.
OK, you let that sit in there for 10 to 15 minutes.
Then you wipe that off, and then bam, no hair.
Boo yeah.
What's next?
Bring me out the next TiffBuster.
Now these are the producers.
The producers wanted me to try these things out.
Your boyfriend was like, you sexy but, looking at you
make me hungry.
Good.
Because I want him to eat.
What is that?
Now this one is wasabi.
Now they say that wasabi is a natural lip plumper.
OK?
Boom.
So if you want some Kardashian lips and you like wasabi,
you take the wasabi like this and then
you rub it on your lips.
Girl, you crazy.
[LAUGHTER]
Rub it on your lips as so.
And what it does is it stimulates your blood vessels
and makes blood go to you lips.
And tears come to your eyes.
You want to try some?
No, no.
Come one, just try some.
Your lips looking real thin.
Your eyes, they're watering.
[LAUGHING]
You don't want to try no lip plumper?
No, I'm good.
I'm good.
This is natural.
This is all natural.
I'm good.
No additive.
OK, wait.
OK.
I ain't going to lie, it burns.
I told you.
[LAUGHTER]
It do burn.
Oh.
Oh, it burns.
Oh, Oh.
But do I look like a Kardashian?
It's making me drool.
[LAUGHTER]
How's it look?
Do I look like a Kardashian?
[LAUGHTER]
Do y'all see this?
[LAUGHTER]
You don't see the fluff-ness.
You just drooled, man.
It's not worth it.
It burns.
It does burn.
But look at how pink they are.
You see the blood coming to the area?
No, I see the tears coming in your eyes.
My mustache is gone.
You see the mustache is gone though.
It's still kind of there.
Shut up.
Not good for [INAUDIBLE].
You still fine though, baby.
OK.
Next, what's next?
OK.
What is this one?
Now, this is sour cream.
What?
Now sour cream is good for razor bumps.
It's a natural way to prevent razor bumps.
So as you see, I had just removed my mustache.
The-- [LAUGHTER]
I feel like I'm on Let's Make A Deal or something.
Like what's going on here?
What are you doing to yourself, girl?
Shut up.
So you apply this--
Ladies, you do not have to do this at home.
No, I'm telling you, ladies, this is how you save money.
And you say, this is what our ancestors did.
OK?
After you shave off your mustache and under your arm,
you go ahead and you apply this sour cream.
The fats in it soothes the skin and keep you
from getting razor bumps.
So you just apply like so.
Just like this, right here, because I
had shaved that this morning.
Right there, right here.
There you go.
And you just don't let that sit for more than--
For what?
15 to 20 minutes, you let it sit.
Do not let it sit longer than that.
Because then you gonna be making cottage cheese.
And you don't wanna make no cottage cheese.
Is that right?
OK, we'll be right back.
That's all I got to say.
But we'll be right back.
Girl, you crazy.
Hi, I'm Andy.
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