In the city of Seattle, Washington there exists a vending machine that over the years has
become something of a local landmark amongst residents who are familiar with its mysterious
history.
Situated on the corner the John Street and 10th Avenue East in the bustling Capitol Hill
neighbourhood, the seemingly ancient machine is well known for dispensing random, sometimes
rare, cans of soda- a fact that’s made all the more intriguing when you consider that
nobody seems to know who stocks the machine or where it came from.
Covered in Coca Cola livery and a smattering of graffiti, the machine’s most notable
feature, other than its age, is the fact that there’s no option to order a specific drink
from it.
Instead, after putting the requisite amount of change into the machine, you are given
the option of pressing one of six buttons, each of which sports an apparently custom-made
(and heavily faded) label that simply reads “?MYSTERY”.
Pressing one of these buttons will then cause the machine to spit out a random can of soda.
Exactly how many different kinds of soda are stored inside of the machine at any one time
isn’t known and there are reports of people dropping tens of dollars into it at once in
an attempt to discern what, if any, pattern there is to the kinds of soda dispensed.
The result is invariably the person walking away with dozens of cans of weird tasting
soda, but no answer.
What makes the whole thing weirder is that a small percentage of the sodas the machine
dispenses are incredibly rare, if not otherwise impossible to acquire via conventional means
due to them being discontinued or only available for sale outside the United States.
For example, people using the machine are known to have walked away with cans of soda
that haven’t existed or been popular since the 1980s, like Lemon-Lime Slice and Pepsi
AM, or obscure drinks like Diet Hubba Bubba Bubblegum Soda and even bacon infused Coca
Cola...
There are even rumors that people have gotten cans of New Coke and Crystal Pepsi from the
machine.
As if this alone wasn't unusual enough, the machine has also been known to sometimes spit
out otherwise normal brands of soda, but with the cans sporting vintage livery that hasn't
been used in decades.
To date the only real common thread between the cans dispensed by the machine anyone has
noticed is that it only ever seems to contain brand-name soda produced by either Coca Cola
or Pepsi.
Curiously, despite being targeted by countless vandals and irate customers over the years
(the machine has a propensity to eat bills particularly, but also sometimes change),
Seattle residents familiar with it note it's rarely out of service and report that any
time the machine is damaged, it is generally fixed within a few days or so.
It’s similarly reported that after the machine was broken into one time it was restocked
and working before the week was out.
It was then modified so that it was anchored to a nearby wall with a heavy padlock attached
to protect the sweet syrupy nectar housed within.
That said, when the staff here at TodayIFoundOut went to go check out the machine in June of
2018, while many people were still attempting to use the machine, including ourselves, it
wouldn't dispense any soda, though happily collected people's money.
We could also hear the compressor working to keep the sugar water inside cold, so it
wasn't completely broken.
It would seem whoever stocks the machine finally got wise to the problem as the machine suddenly
disappeared in late June.
The owners of the machine did leave behind a taped note in its place stating the machine
"Went for a walk."
On the machine's Facebook page a message was also posted stating "Going for a walk, need
to find myself.
Maybe take a shower even."
And, indeed it did, with the graffiti largely removed and the machine somewhat prettied
up before being put back.
Bizarrely, despite all of this and the fact the machine is evidently being restocked on
a fairly consistent basis given how frequently it is typically used because of its tourist
attraction status, it's unclear who actually owns and operates it.
A common hypothesis is that the machine is owned and operated by the owners of Broadway
Locksmith, which the machine is housed immediately outside of.
Supporting this idea is the fact that the machine draws power from Broadway Locksmith
and that the heavy padlock keeping it secure was seemingly bought from there.
However, if Broadway Locksmith is responsible for stocking the machine, they have made a
commendable effort to convince people otherwise.
In addition to flatly denying that they have anything to do with it, both the owner of
Broadway Locksmith and random employees have stuck to the exact same story over the years
while being grilled by everyone from USA Today to Vice.
They claim they don’t know who restocks the machine and that they’ve never seen
anyone open it up to put something inside or collect the money it contains.
They do, however, claim the machine has been there for a couple decades, which is more
or less corroborated by local residents, give or take a few years depending on who you talk
to.
Now, at this point you may have found yourself thinking, "Okay, but surely the city knows
who owns the machine because whoever owns it must have a permit or something, right?"
Well, Jessica Lee of The Seattle Times had that exact same thought and reached out to
city officials about the matter in an attempt to discern once and for all who actually owned
the machine.
According to Lee, a spokeswoman for the city eventually got back to her and explained that,
for some reason, the city didn’t have any records pertaining to the machine in question.
Unsurprisingly given the near total lack of concrete information we actually know about
the machine, Seattle residents have naturally come to the conclusion that the machine might
actually be haunted.
No doubt the machine will soon have its own show on the History Channel with time traveling
aliens being the most likely maintainers of the device...
But for now, despite all the hoopla about it and the surprisingly popular tourist attraction
it has become, there exists a more mundane explanation.
While most locals living nearby likewise report never seeing anyone stocking the machine,
a few have come out and stated they’ve seen an unmarked white van pull up in the middle
of the night with the driver stocking it.
Twitter user Sarah Hamilton (@saeofdoom) even once managed to snap a picture of a man and
a woman stocking the machine in broad daylight…
Sadly, ET was nowhere in sight at the time.
But even with that picture, nobody has yet identified the couple shown.
And that seems to be the way everyone wants it.
If someone were to actually resolve the mystery (which presumably would be pretty easy with
a hidden camera and some moderately good research skills), it would kind of ruin the fun of
the thing and the once famous attraction would cease to be anything more than an old vending
machine that occasionally eats your money and spits out random flavors that were probably
discontinued or aren’t super popular for
a reason...